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Chatbox humour

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  • MattBatesMattBates Member Posts: 4,118
    edited November 2015
    Not chatbox but to lighten the mood. Recently we bought glue from a new supplier. My dad received an e-mail asking "How did you find the glue?" My dad responded with I opened the box and it was in there. Some don't get my dads sense of humour but the sales rep loved the banter.
  • Phantom66Phantom66 Member Posts: 5,542
    edited November 2015
    Or maybe the sales rep being a good sales rep thinks all clients' jokes are funny?

    Story does remind me of the first time I had to produce my driver documents at the local police station. The desk officer asked me how I found the police officer who stopped me and issued the order. I replied and in no way trying to be funny "I didn't he found me".
  • Phantom66Phantom66 Member Posts: 5,542
    edited November 2015
    Getting back to OP I have found myself laughing out loud at many a light hearted bit of banter on the tables. Especially pl08 dyms and november nine. Shame I cant remember any specifics. Next time i will cut and paste ready for this thread.

    Rainmans invitation to Chris moorman to play in the 220 at 220 during a high roller FT is one moment I do remember though. 
  • TeddyBloatTeddyBloat Member Posts: 1,419
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    Rainmans invitation to Chris moorman to play in the 220 at 220 during a high roller FT is one moment I do remember though. 
    Posted by Phantom66

    that's brilliant haha
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,238
    edited November 2015
    I once had a young lad and his wife in my golf shop, looking to buy a stoking filler for his dads Christmas.

    We had these trick exploding golf balls on the wall (when you hit them they explode into dust).

    So convo goes;

    hubby ''Why don't we get him one of these''

    wife''what are they''

    ''trick balls, they blow up when you hit them''

    ''how big do they get?''

    I had to go into my office.....
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,238
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    Getting back to OP I have found myself laughing out loud at many a light hearted bit of banter on the tables. Especially pl08 dyms and november nine. Shame I cant remember any specifics. Next time i will cut and paste ready for this thread. Rainmans invitation to Chris moorman to play in the 220 at 220 during a high roller FT is one moment I do remember though. 
    Posted by Phantom66


    I do remember a slightly shandied up Stuarty117 trolling all the high stakes HU regs and challenging them to a £1 HU lol lol lol


  • stuarty117stuarty117 Member Posts: 1,395
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour : I do remember a slightly shandied up Stuarty117 trolling all the high stakes HU regs and challenging them to a £1 HU lol lol lol
    Posted by HENDRIK62
    Hmmm this was funny especially when one of the big boys sitting at a 1000nl HU table said and i quote: -

    "What the **** is a 1.05 HU PLO8 game"
  • GILLS69GILLS69 Member Posts: 104
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Chatbox humour:
    We do see some get a bit uppity in the Chatbox, but we see some comedic gems, too, so if you have any examples, stick them on here please, to cheer up a dull November weekend.
    Posted by Tikay10
                                  Hi,
                                       Was chatting with a guy from Swindon and he began having a friendly dig at my football team(Gillingham)as we're arch enemies on the footie pitch.Then another guy piped up by saying "Oh-Swindon!I spent a month there,one weekend!"i laughed so hard a bit of wee came out! lol
                                                                                                 Jim
  • GILLS69GILLS69 Member Posts: 104
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    Good afternoon all. My best response to someone threatening to come and kick the proverbial out of me, was to tell abuser to check his Mums sat nav if he would like to find me. All the best. Rainman397. P.S HAS ANYONE MENTIONED THE  £2.20 @2.20 DEEPSTACK  YET.
    Posted by rainman397
                                                       HI r-man,

                                                                      £2.20 @2.20 there you go m8)
    lol
                                                 p.s. im chat banned by you know who so don't take offence when I don't respond m8
                                                                                            Laters bud-Jim
  • GREGSTERGREGSTER Member Posts: 386
    edited November 2015

    Bighitteridiot

    ToonManyes u r

    23:33Bighitterlol

    Bighitter23o wp

    Bighitterand you wonder why your down 10 grand

    Toonmanthouight it was more

    The above chatbox conversation made me laugh, shame the 'bighitter' is one of the best players on the site. It was in the massive £2.20 speed rebuy though! Loved the comeback from Toonman. (Names have both been changed).

  • percival09percival09 Member Posts: 3,804
    edited November 2015
    soooo this thread has turned into the opposite of chatbox humour, how surprising :)
  • ommomm Member Posts: 444
    edited November 2015
    Sometimes even the best intentions go wrong, good effort Tikay, bet sometimes you wish you don't bother. 
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,307
    edited November 2015
    Ive been trying to generate comedy lines in the chatbox since this thtead started.
    Im throwing lines out there, but no-ones taken my stoical humour and turned it into anything post worthy yet.

    But ill keep plugging away.
  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,912
    edited November 2015
    i dunno,.ithink its humourous,.doesnt have to be chatbox humour,just humour,thought jimis post was funny even mattbates dad was quite funny,.but then again im easily amused :)
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,307
    edited November 2015
    This qualifies as humour

     Beginning a new hand (970,815,284)H*******15: lolD****: lol

  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited November 2015
    Stoical humour - love it

    Reminds me of using the word stoic during a live game. A younger (than me) lady said she didn't know what that meant. And before I could engage brain and disengage mouth I heard myself saying "I knew that before I said it".  I then spent the next umpteen minutes trying to convince her that I didn't mean to imply she was thick, just that she was from a younger generation that didn't use such fancy words. Fortunately she liked the idea I thought she was young so I seem to have got away with it. 
  • BigBlusterBigBluster Member Posts: 1,075
    edited November 2015

    Player 1: Why is it going so slow?
    Player 2: That always happens when you've been downloading ****.
    Player 1: It's back up to speed now.


  • TeddyBloatTeddyBloat Member Posts: 1,419
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    Player 1: Why is it going so slow? Player 2: That always happens when you've been downloading ****. Player 1: It's back up to speed now.
    Posted by BigBluster

    Haha, reminds me of john Prescott.

    He publicly called out a Tory politician on Twitter. The reason: on the tory politician's website there were banner adverts for Thai brides

    When it was pointed out that what banner advert you saw was generated by your own  browsing and search history he quickly deleted his posting
  • MH45706MH45706 Member Posts: 164
    edited November 2015
    Bit sad when people start digging out Sharkscope stats.
  • ALTiltYouALTiltYou Member Posts: 174
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    This qualifies as humour ›   Beginning a new hand ( 970,815,284 ) H*******15 :   lol D**** :   lol
    Posted by mumsie
    Could be hardluck15 mind you his chat humour isn't really funny
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