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The 2024 Community Questionnaire...
Slipwater
Member Posts: 3,611
Welcome all.
I was looking through my old threads from many, many moons ago and thought that at least a couple of them could and should be brought back... if only in a thinly veiled attempt to liven up the place a little
And this is one of them.
So put your feet up, take half an hour out of your day, and answer these gloriously dumb (but sometimes probing) questions. Why? Because it may put a smile on your face, and even if it doesn't, it'll make me happy. And that's the important thing here, right?
1. Who, from the Sky Poker tables, would you most enjoy having a drink with?
2. What is the strangest place you have ever played poker?
3. Which professional poker player do you think would make the best Prime Minister and why?
4. In which time period would you rather live through as a teenager?
a) the late nineteenth century
b) between World War I and World War II
c) the Middle Ages
d) around the birth of Christ
e) ...the 2020s
5. For the rest of your poker days you must either:
a) fold pocket aces pre-flop, or
b) play 7-2 offsuit as it it was aces
6. What is the funniest username currently active on Sky?
7. What is the origin of your username?
8. What is your favourite movie?
9. Who will be the most improved Sky player in 2025?
10. Knock Phil Helmuth out of a tournament, or bluff Phil Ivey off a £1000 cash pot?
11. Would you rather drive KITT from Knight Rider or the DeLorean from Back to the Future? (Neither the turbo boost or flux capacitor works!)
12. Who is the best community contributor?
13. How many poker sites do you regularly play on?
14. What is your favourite (unconventional) poker hand?
15. Would you rather fight the war against aliens or zombies?
16. Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized gorillas or just one regular sized gorilla?
17. Who is the community contributor no longer here, that you wish would return the most?
18. Would you rather be reincarnated as:
a) Kurt Cobain
b) Ghandi
c) MattBates
d) Daniel Negreanu
e) Tom Cruise
f) Elon Musk
g) Donald Trump
19. What is the best poker advice you have ever been given?
20. Would you rather be Spiderman or Iron Man?
21. The board is Ah Kh Qh Kd Ac. The other guy swears he has you beaten. Would you ever fold your pocket kings?
22. Would you rather play strip poker with your neighbour or bungee jump naked?
23. What is your favourite Christmas song?
24. What is your favourite tournament on Sky?
25. How does Sky make sure that whenever I get my chips in good the other guy goes runner-runner and knocks me out of the tournament? I mean, how does Sky know?
I was looking through my old threads from many, many moons ago and thought that at least a couple of them could and should be brought back... if only in a thinly veiled attempt to liven up the place a little
And this is one of them.
So put your feet up, take half an hour out of your day, and answer these gloriously dumb (but sometimes probing) questions. Why? Because it may put a smile on your face, and even if it doesn't, it'll make me happy. And that's the important thing here, right?
1. Who, from the Sky Poker tables, would you most enjoy having a drink with?
2. What is the strangest place you have ever played poker?
3. Which professional poker player do you think would make the best Prime Minister and why?
4. In which time period would you rather live through as a teenager?
a) the late nineteenth century
b) between World War I and World War II
c) the Middle Ages
d) around the birth of Christ
e) ...the 2020s
5. For the rest of your poker days you must either:
a) fold pocket aces pre-flop, or
b) play 7-2 offsuit as it it was aces
6. What is the funniest username currently active on Sky?
7. What is the origin of your username?
8. What is your favourite movie?
9. Who will be the most improved Sky player in 2025?
10. Knock Phil Helmuth out of a tournament, or bluff Phil Ivey off a £1000 cash pot?
11. Would you rather drive KITT from Knight Rider or the DeLorean from Back to the Future? (Neither the turbo boost or flux capacitor works!)
12. Who is the best community contributor?
13. How many poker sites do you regularly play on?
14. What is your favourite (unconventional) poker hand?
15. Would you rather fight the war against aliens or zombies?
16. Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized gorillas or just one regular sized gorilla?
17. Who is the community contributor no longer here, that you wish would return the most?
18. Would you rather be reincarnated as:
a) Kurt Cobain
b) Ghandi
c) MattBates
d) Daniel Negreanu
e) Tom Cruise
f) Elon Musk
g) Donald Trump
19. What is the best poker advice you have ever been given?
20. Would you rather be Spiderman or Iron Man?
21. The board is Ah Kh Qh Kd Ac. The other guy swears he has you beaten. Would you ever fold your pocket kings?
22. Would you rather play strip poker with your neighbour or bungee jump naked?
23. What is your favourite Christmas song?
24. What is your favourite tournament on Sky?
25. How does Sky make sure that whenever I get my chips in good the other guy goes runner-runner and knocks me out of the tournament? I mean, how does Sky know?
Comments
When somebody challenges you, fight back. Don't let them push you around. Don't be a sucker. Fight back 10 times harder than they ever thought. Guess what - they'll never play games with you again.
Still shaking my head in disbelief.
24.
The 21:30 re-buy, although I dont play it often.
23.
Away in a manger
22.
Neither, its complicated
21.
Depends who.
20 Spider
19.Fold or shove.
18 Reincarnate not allowed in this Universe.
17 That funny guy whose wife ran off with someone.
16 This universe allows teleportation and im out of here.
15 Zombies
14 I hate all hands equally.
13 one
12 There are a handful.
11 Night rider please.
10 Helmuth all day
9 Mr PJ
8 Kill Bill
7 Seemed hilarious at the time.
6 The one mentioning dog excrement.
5 7-2
4 Middle Ages
3 I forget his name.
2 not happened
1 Cant share this, its a secre.
Makes sense. Usually works too