Good idea with them Lottery tickets for them nurses but make sure you get some Euro ones if you decide to go with that idea.
I had a go on the 1st ever Irish lottery, and would you flopping believe it, only went and won the jackpot!! I was thrilled, and rang their hotline number to claim the prize.... 'Yes Sir, you have definitely won the top prize'
'Could I have the cash today?' I asked...
'Oh sorry Sir, as this is our 1st one, it will take at least a month or two to collate all the money so you will have to wait quite awhile yet for your prize' they said.
'Well if you are going to mess me about, I will have my quid back!!!' That told them and I have never played the Irish Lottery again.
Pressies idea - As a bit of a gambler and something different maybe Lottery tickets for the Irish or Euro failing this chocies always good. Posted by a00rock
Cheers a00rock, could easily get some lotto tickets, nice one!!!
Psst...Rik Good idea with them Lottery tickets for them nurses but make sure you get some Euro ones if you decide to go with that idea. I had a go on the 1st ever Irish lottery, and would you flopping believe it, only went and won the jackpot!! I was thrilled, and rang their hotline number to claim the prize.... 'Yes Sir, you have definitely won the top prize' 'Could I have the cash today?' I asked... 'Oh sorry Sir, as this is our 1st one, it will take at least a month or two to collate all the money so you will have to wait quite awhile yet for your prize' they said. 'Well if you are going to mess me about, I will have my quid back!!!' That told them and I have never played the Irish Lottery again. Posted by MAXALLY
LOL-- I knew you were trying to sneak into the replacement nutter spot!!!!!!!
In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post />>> : ............and when the 3 weeks is up......she'll be too bleeding flopwit knackered...u mark my words...... Posted by billyboots
I will give her two sleeping pills at 7'oclock in the morning, hand feed her till midnight, and buy champagne and abba's "dancing Queen" cd, then I will get the best romantic chocolates, candles, incense, subdued lighting rig, phone Orford for some more tips, and then---------------- wait for it---------------- wait for it--------------bit more--------------well---------------they did say in the book--------------wait for it---------------- you might have a bit of trouble at first
OUT TOMORROW AT ONE O CLOCK !!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYIPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!---Touchwood! Posted by oynutter
Floppin kept me in for another night to be sure my heartbeat medication is at the right dose--- Had a dodgy erratic rhythm this morning------aaaahhhhhggggg!!!!---- 75% chance Home tomorrow!!!
Its all in the Mind OY if you think fail it will if you think win it will fail if you don't care it will fail Think Humpty Dumpty? And you will be united.? Posted by logdon
Annie, get ya gun!---- lol---- There will be no fail here loggy, I can tell you!
I forgot to tell you all about coming round after the operation---
The first thing you notice (still on the ventilator machine) is how dry your mouth is, so I moved my arm to attract attention, then pointed to mouth. The nurse knows what you want, but the ventilator won't allow you to drink, you can however suck a half inch square sponge on a stick poked through the side of the mask--lol-- The water soaked into the sponge is the tastiest, most fantastically pure, absolutely perfect water you have ever had in your whole life. nothing you have ever tasted is even 10% as delicious as this brilliantly unbelievable water!-- You cannot imagine that you will ever want to drink anything else, ever, because nothing will compare to this brilliant water---lol
The next thing you notice is that all of the people around the place are brand spanking new people that have obviously just been taken out of the box they came in, they are all perfect, shining, extra clean action men and barbie dolls! There is no way these people were around yesterday, because you would easily be able to tell that they were not so new--lol--- very weird it was------- Never seen nothing like it!
When I had nearly gotten over that phenomenon, I made a gesture that meant "can I have a pen", so the nurse got me a pen and paper, after a few attempts I managed to write "Julette", and was told she would be in soon, so I closed my eyes for a bit, I had a massively long dream that must have lasted around five hours, all kinds of amazing stuff happened in the dream, and I had never had such a long and vivid dream, two minutes later I awoke. Wow, I thought, that was great!-- so I closed my eyes and done it again, this time for nearly five minutes. Every time I closed my eyes I fell asleep for hours, and woke up minutes later.
When me Julee arrived, she was the most beautiful, radiant, perfect, amazingly gorgeous sight I have ever seen, absolutely wonderful, like a mirage in a man desert, I could not believe how beautiful she looked, and found myself staring all over her face in total disbelief, what a sight!!!!-- Me julee was always beautiful, but jessusss, she was so special that time--- indescribable really!
In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post />>> : Annie, get ya gun!----lol---- There will be no fail here loggy, I can tell you! Posted by oynutter
Yep, I know you need shooting but bullets are expensive and I'm not wasting them on you.
Can I tell Humpty Daddy's home.? Or you still putting your feet up at the expense of us tax payer's. If your home and lighting your Rocket to-night put it in a milk bottle first.? If it fails to go off then tell Julieeee not to go near it, and if it's still fizzing she should put it in a bucket of cold water. Under no circumstances should she try to re-ignite it or pick it up, very Dangerous could go off in her hand. Bet you forget to tell her.?
LOL--- Annie, you are a special Nutter!-- A very special Nutter!---- You have taught me a lot about what it really means to be a Nutter. Like most nutters, I do have a good imagination, but I could not have imagined Just how Nutty a Nutter could be, untill I came upon a truley definitive NUTTER!!!!
beautiful stuff rik - welcome back Posted by imber
Cheers Imber, I'm not quite home yet, but am quietly confident they will discharge me tomorrow--- Thanks for all the good wishes, you are definitely on my,"don't bubble that man" list--lol--- floppa whoppa!!!!
In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update from Rik ( 4/11/2011 ) in opening post />>> : Cheers Imber, I'm not quite home yet, but am quietly confident they will discharge me tomorrow--- Thanks for all the good wishes, you are definitely on my,"don't bubble that man list"--lol--- floppa whoppa!!!! Posted by oynutter
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Psst...Rik
Good idea with them Lottery tickets for them nurses but make sure you get some Euro ones if you decide to go with that idea.
I had a go on the 1st ever Irish lottery, and would you flopping believe it, only went and won the jackpot!! I was thrilled, and rang their hotline number to claim the prize....
'Yes Sir, you have definitely won the top prize'
'Could I have the cash today?' I asked...
'Oh sorry Sir, as this is our 1st one, it will take at least a month or two to collate all the money so you will have to wait quite awhile yet for your prize' they said.
'Well if you are going to mess me about, I will have my quid back!!!' That told them and I have never played the Irish Lottery again.
- In Response to Re: OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik........... update 30/10/2011 9:15 PM in opening post >>>:
Cheers a00rock, could easily get some lotto tickets, nice one!!!Me julee, and me Mum have read the book, It's 10 days before I'll be allowed to make my own tea for flop sake!!!
And you will be united.?
I forgot to tell you all about coming round after the operation---
The first thing you notice (still on the ventilator machine) is how dry your mouth is, so I moved my arm to attract attention, then pointed to mouth. The nurse knows what you want, but the ventilator won't allow you to drink, you can however suck a half inch square sponge on a stick poked through the side of the mask--lol-- The water soaked into the sponge is the tastiest, most fantastically pure, absolutely perfect water you have ever had in your whole life. nothing you have ever tasted is even 10% as delicious as this brilliantly unbelievable water!-- You cannot imagine that you will ever want to drink anything else, ever, because nothing will compare to this brilliant water---lol
The next thing you notice is that all of the people around the place are brand spanking new people that have obviously just been taken out of the box they came in, they are all perfect, shining, extra clean action men and barbie dolls! There is no way these people were around yesterday, because you would easily be able to tell that they were not so new--lol--- very weird it was------- Never seen nothing like it!
When I had nearly gotten over that phenomenon, I made a gesture that meant "can I have a pen", so the nurse got me a pen and paper, after a few attempts I managed to write "Julette", and was told she would be in soon, so I closed my eyes for a bit, I had a massively long dream that must have lasted around five hours, all kinds of amazing stuff happened in the dream, and I had never had such a long and vivid dream, two minutes later I awoke. Wow, I thought, that was great!-- so I closed my eyes and done it again, this time for nearly five minutes. Every time I closed my eyes I fell asleep for hours, and woke up minutes later.
When me Julee arrived, she was the most beautiful, radiant, perfect, amazingly gorgeous sight I have ever seen, absolutely wonderful, like a mirage in a man desert, I could not believe how beautiful she looked, and found myself staring all over her face in total disbelief, what a sight!!!!-- Me julee was always beautiful, but jessusss, she was so special that time--- indescribable really!
Can I tell Humpty Daddy's home.? Or you still putting your feet up at the expense of us tax payer's. If your home and lighting your Rocket to-night put it in a milk bottle first.? If it fails to go off then tell Julieeee not to go near it, and if it's still fizzing she should put it in a bucket of cold water. Under no circumstances should she try to re-ignite it or pick it up, very Dangerous could go off in her hand. Bet you forget to tell her.?
Thanks Annie!