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Could I really get arrested/crimminal record for this
As some of you who have had the pleasure of playing me and seeing my silly chat may realise i can be very silly. I have a strange sense of humour and it basically works along the lines of been weird and wtf. I have always stood out wherever i go as been like no one else and people always remember me. one time I went to order a bratwurst hotdog from a stand in my local town and the girl recognised me and asked how I had been. this of course was impressive since that was a temporary stand and had not been there for six months and they served literally thousands of people every day and she had seen me once six months ago. That may give you an idea to how much I manage to stand out. I do not believe in pultigeists and ghosts and the likes but if i ever did continue to exist as a ghost I would not so much haunt people as just do utterly bizarre things to have everyone going wtf.
Anyway on the first date with my girlfriend the joke about winni the pooh started and then we won a winni the pooh teddy from a claw machine it cost 20p a go and i spent £8.40 going for it. then it was given a personality and made to talk etc. since then many more winnis have been added to the family of winnis all given whacky silly personalities.
now every weekend we get a takeaway and i made the silly of one of the winnis really wanting to answer the door, but of course i was naked and the thought of her boyfriend answering the door naked holding a stuffed teddy winni and doing a silly voice was not something she was cool with. so the the joke continued.
Now every weekend My girlfriend has to wrestle me pin me down and shut the door on me (it kind of a door that is difficult to open once it shut as it gets stuck it does open but it takes a minute or two) rush to the door close it mostly the other side with her outside take the takeaway order in then shut the door behind her when she inside all the while worrying that I will show up in clear view naked holding a stuffed winni teddy.
My girlfriend says that if they saw me in my own house naked with a stuffed winni I could get in trouble for indecent exposure is that actually true?
Anyway on the first date with my girlfriend the joke about winni the pooh started and then we won a winni the pooh teddy from a claw machine it cost 20p a go and i spent £8.40 going for it. then it was given a personality and made to talk etc. since then many more winnis have been added to the family of winnis all given whacky silly personalities.
now every weekend we get a takeaway and i made the silly of one of the winnis really wanting to answer the door, but of course i was naked and the thought of her boyfriend answering the door naked holding a stuffed teddy winni and doing a silly voice was not something she was cool with. so the the joke continued.
Now every weekend My girlfriend has to wrestle me pin me down and shut the door on me (it kind of a door that is difficult to open once it shut as it gets stuck it does open but it takes a minute or two) rush to the door close it mostly the other side with her outside take the takeaway order in then shut the door behind her when she inside all the while worrying that I will show up in clear view naked holding a stuffed winni teddy.
My girlfriend says that if they saw me in my own house naked with a stuffed winni I could get in trouble for indecent exposure is that actually true?
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if kids are walking past your house while you were standing naked with a Winnie The Poo teddy ,yer , i think you'll get arrested and deservedly so
maybe this joke has ran its course and its time for a new silly. most of my sillys have a shelve life of where me and my girlfriend are laughing at first and then after a while she seems dejected and says sadly no please not this again.
That is usually the sign to move onto a new silly and leave the last silly behind. last night she did that for the first time ever with the naked winni silly so I guess this one has ran its course.
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I think your girlfriend needs to take the matter in hand, then nip it in the bud.
I doubt I ever would have actually opened the door like that. its more the teasing my girlfriend.
I heard someone got put on the sex offender register for urinating on a tree and been seen. I am not so sure I believe this as sex offender register puts you in the same category as rapists and pedofiles. I probably should not risk ever getting on such a register. I have urinated on tree before not sure if any guy hasn't, i think we all have at some point. There will always be sillys my girlfriend knows that she signed up for this.
half the time I am silly in chat in the client my girlfriend sees it and laughs, she is obviously happy with me otherwise she would not be with me.
then had big winni randomly innocently just wandering into the room ready to randomly notice this and the winnis to become Trumptards but my girlfriend put a stop to it she was not having the winnis becoming Trump supporters.
Could have gone a whole make Disney great again silly and fake news silly but no this one will not be allowed to happen sadly.
Don't have any winni's of my own to discuss him with