would just eat accept this instruction?

So I always felt my last computer the laptop which died may not have been helped by a neighbour who slams the door shut on a regular basis. when the computer was opened up the wiring had broke i guess due to wear and tear but probably not helped by the vibrations of the regular slamming. Also been a night owl I dont appreciate been woken up early to door slamming. So when I ordered a take out with my girlfriend when on break from an all nighter, she mentioned she put to ring my phone to avoid waking the neighbour by ringing the doorbell which is loud. She thinks we should be better then our neighbour.

I suggested delivery instructions of we left the key out please let us know when the food has come by opening the front door and slamming it shut then reopening and slamming shut a few times also please ring the next door neighbours doorbell and bang on his door and repeatedly yell "how does it feel ****head how does it feel ****head".

my girlfriend laughed but said no and also said they wouldnt follow those delivery instructions, surely this would be at the discretion of the driver though and one or two drivers might?