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EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 7,999
edited August 2023 in The Rail
These answers by children made me smile:-

1. Q: "Name something that ended in 1896?". A: 1895
2. Q: "Molly has 36 candy bars. She eats 29 of them. What does she have now?" A: Diabetes
3. Q: "Name a solid, a liquid, and a gas" A: Poop, wee, fa rt
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    stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,634
    We call the tv remote in our house the b mote even now after our baby boy kept saying " i want b mote" , he's 28 now
    Also consumation is constipation after he had a bout when he was a kid
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    ToffeeandyToffeeandy Member Posts: 903
    edited August 2023
    stokefc said:

    We call the tv remote in our house the b mote even now after our baby boy kept saying " i want b mote" , he's 28 now
    Also consumation is constipation after he had a bout when he was a kid

    My 3 year old son keeps asking for the "moat control"; maybe I should stop telling him our house is a castle.....
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    tai-gartai-gar Member Posts: 2,591
    My son threw a paddy in a big toy shop when he was 3 shouting he wanted an A SSO lorry. He just would not stop shouting it.

    He is 53 now and I still remind him of it whenever we see an ESSO sign.
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