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you are pulling my plonker...

BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
edited April 2011 in Brags, Beats and Variance
PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
BURNShurtz Small blind  150.00 150.00 3315.00
bluemacaw Big blind  300.00 450.00 2700.00
  Your hole cards
  • 7
  • 7
     
Lurch390 Fold     
ALIVEHAT60 Fold     
bhoys1888 Fold     
BURNShurtz Call  150.00 600.00 3165.00
bluemacaw All-in  2700.00 3300.00 0.00
BURNShurtz All-in  3165.00 6465.00 0.00
BURNShurtz Unmatched bet  465.00 6000.00 465.00
BURNShurtz Show
  • 7
  • 7
   
bluemacaw Show
  • 7
  • 5
   
Flop
   
  • 3
  • 5
  • 5
     
Turn
   
  • 8
     
River
   
  • A
     
bluemacaw Win Three 5s 6000.00  6000.00
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    TheOffice Small blind  20.00 20.00 3675.00
    cantona21 Big blind  40.00 60.00 2615.00
      Your hole cards
    • Q
    • Q
    		     
    911911779 Call  40.00 100.00 2555.00
    shannon202 Fold     
    ken62 Raise  200.00 300.00 7585.00
    BURNShurtz Raise  840.00 1140.00 2025.00
    TheOffice Fold     
    cantona21 Fold     
    911911779 Call  800.00 1940.00 1755.00
    ken62 All-in  7585.00 9525.00 0.00
    BURNShurtz All-in  2025.00 11550.00 0.00
    911911779 All-in  1755.00 13305.00 0.00
    ken62 Unmatched bet  4920.00 8385.00 4920.00
    911911779 Show
    • 2
    • 2
    		   
    ken62 Show
    • Q
    • A
    		   
    BURNShurtz Show
    • Q
    • Q
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 6
    • 3
    • 5
    		     
    Turn
       
    • 10
    		     
    River
       
    • A
    		     
    ken62 Win Pair of Aces 8385.00  13305.00
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    ALIVEHAT60 Small blind 200.00 200.00 2695.00
    jamie1964 Big blind  400.00 600.00 1375.00
      Your hole cards
    • Q
    • Q
    		     
    pana Call  400.00 1000.00 5650.00
    BURNShurtz All-in  1280.00 2280.00 0.00
    ALIVEHAT60 Fold     
    jamie1964 Fold     
    pana Call  880.00 3160.00 4770.00
    pana Show
    • K
    • 7
    		   
    BURNShurtz Show
    • Q
    • Q
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 3
    • 4
    • 2
    		     
    Turn
       
    • J
    		     
    River
       
    • K
    		     
    pana Win Pair of Kings 3160.00  7930.00
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    SW9 Small blind  75.00 75.00 750.00
    MEM796 Big blind  150.00 225.00 13640.00
      Your hole cards
    • 6
    • 6
    		     
    NUTTYTART1 All-in  1796.25 2021.25 0.00
    BURNShurtz All-in  3588.75 5610.00 0.00
    SW9 Fold     
    MEM796 Call  3438.75 9048.75 10201.25
    MEM796 Show
    • A
    • 5
    		   
    NUTTYTART1 Show
    • J
    • K
    		   
    BURNShurtz Show
    • 6
    • 6
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 5
    • 9
    • 3
    		     
    Turn
       
    • K
    		     
    River
       
    • J
    		     
    NUTTYTART1 Win Two Pairs, Kings and Jacks 5463.75  5463.75
    BURNShurtz Win Pair of 6s 3585.00  3585.00
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    BURNShurtz Small blind  100.00 100.00 6070.00
    MEM796 Big blind  200.00 300.00 13630.00
      Your hole cards
    • 7
    • 7
    		     
    BURNShurtz All-in  6070.00 6370.00 0.00
    MEM796 Call  5970.00 12340.00 7660.00
    BURNShurtz Show
    • 7
    • 7
    		   
    MEM796 Show
    • 9
    • A
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 3
    • K
    • 6
    		     
    Turn
       
    • J
    		     
    River
       
    • 6
    		     
    MEM796 Win Flush to the Ace 12340.00  20000.00
    its never ending...
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    NUTTYTART1 Small blind  15.00 15.00 1120.00
    Branwyn Big blind  30.00 45.00 5270.00
      Your hole cards
    • 10
    • A
    		     
    BURNShurtz Raise  120.00 165.00 1862.50
    Jigsey Fold     
    NUTTYTART1 Call  105.00 270.00 1015.00
    Branwyn All-in  5270.00 5540.00 0.00
    BURNShurtz All-in  1862.50 7402.50 0.00
    NUTTYTART1 All-in  1015.00 8417.50 0.00
    Branwyn Unmatched bet  3317.50 5100.00 3317.50
    NUTTYTART1 Show
    • K
    • J
    		   
    Branwyn Show
    • Q
    • J
    		   
    BURNShurtz Show
    • 10
    • A
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 8
    • 2
    • 4
    		     
    Turn
       
    • J
    		     
    River
       
    • Q
    		     
    Branwyn Win Two Pairs, Queens and Jacks 5100.00  8417.50
    how can it keep happening in everything i play?
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Jigsey Small blind  15.00 15.00 2970.00
    sadybaby Big blind  30.00 45.00 2970.00
      Your hole cards
    • 2
    • 2
    		     
    KopKing74 All-in  3030.00 3075.00 0.00
    jumbo1 Fold     
    BURNShurtz All-in  2955.00 6030.00 0.00
    Jigsey Fold     
    sadybaby Fold     
    KopKing74 Unmatched bet  75.00 5955.00 75.00
    KopKing74 Show
    • 10
    • 8
    		   
    BURNShurtz Show
    • 2
    • 2
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 4
    • 7
    • 6
    		     
    Turn
       
    • 8
    		     
    River
       
    • Q
    		     
    KopKing74 Win Pair of 8s 5955.00  6030.00
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    the last 6 all happened in the last hour or so. i should just give up, obviously not meant to play poker. i try to learn but im still a cr*p 
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    pegleg24 Small blind  25.00 25.00 5260.00
    BURNShurtz Big blind  50.00 75.00 1165.00
      Your hole cards
    • 6
    • 6
    		     
    rustybulet Fold     
    rza27 Fold     
    pegleg24 Raise  125.00 200.00 5135.00
    BURNShurtz All-in  1165.00 1365.00 0.00
    pegleg24 Call  1065.00 2430.00 4070.00
    pegleg24 Show
    • 9
    • 8
    		   
    BURNShurtz Show
    • 6
    • 6
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 7
    • A
    • 4
    		     
    Turn
       
    • Q
    		     
    River
       
    • 8
    		     
    pegleg24 Win Pair of 8s 2430.00  6500.00
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    surely at least 1 hand should hold up?? hows best way to deal with lossing all the time?? am i just playing every hand bad?? does anyone know how this feels?? i just dont understand, i dont get dealt AA or KK and even if i did it would lose. im goin to smash somthing in a min.............dont think i have ever been this angry before.
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    rabrockingrabrocking Member Posts: 1
    edited April 2011
    try playing lower stakes dude
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    BURNShurtzBURNShurtz Member Posts: 1,005
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: you are pulling my plonker...:
    try playing lower stakes dude
    Posted by rabrocking
    cant get any lower man, i just aint got it.
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    SILEEKSILEEK Member Posts: 55
    edited April 2011
    Too reckless! Some you were plainly unfortunate, others you could
    qustion why you were in the pot!
    Calling an all-in is a "pay your money take your chance" but for eg,
    calling an all-in with A-10 is by no means a gilt edged investement.
    Shoving 6000 into a pot of 300 with 77 is asking to get shafted.
    If an opponent shoves all in and you've got 22, by calling it you are effectively
    sending out a search party looking for another 2!
    Another all in with 66, again not a shock if you're outdrawn.
    You seem to be trying to bring every hand to its knees, be more selective??
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    DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,926
    edited April 2011
    1
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    DOHHHHHHH Small blind  200.00 200.00 3447.50
    Pokerogue Big blind  400.00 600.00 9007.50
      Your hole cards
    • 10
    • 10
    		     
    mmmchips All-in  1725.00 2325.00 0.00
    marshall11 Fold     
    redtwelve Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  3447.50 5772.50 0.00
    Pokerogue Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Unmatched bet  1922.50 3850.00 1922.50
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • 10
    • 10
    		   
    mmmchips Show
    • 6
    • 10
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 2
    • 6
    • 4
    		     
    Turn
       
    • Q
    		     
    River
       
    • 6
    		     
    mmmchips Win Three 6s 3850.00  3850.00
    2
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    PSYCHOTIC1 Small blind  100.00 100.00 3105.00
    DOHHHHHHH Big blind  200.00 300.00 2305.00
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • A
    		     
    THEKOP7 Fold     
    ctravill Call  200.00 500.00 7307.50
    Larks Fold     
    PSYCHOTIC1 Call  100.00 600.00 3005.00
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  2305.00 2905.00 0.00
    ctravill Call  2305.00 5210.00 5002.50
    PSYCHOTIC1 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • K
    • A
    		   
    ctravill Show
    • 10
    • A
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 9
    • 8
    • 7
    		     
    Turn
       
    • 4
    		     
    River
       
    • 5
    		     
    ctravill Win Flush to the Ace 5210.00  10212.50
    3
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    DOHHHHHHH Small blind  50.00 50.00 5740.00
    Snooker147 Big blind  100.00 150.00 7520.00
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
    		     
    no1yogey Fold     
    sedgy123 Fold     
    8PINTS1968 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  350.00 500.00 5390.00
    Snooker147 Call  300.00 800.00 7220.00
    Flop
       
    • 2
    • 9
    • 8
    		     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  600.00 1400.00 4790.00
    Snooker147 Call  600.00 2000.00 6620.00
    Turn
       
    • 6
    		     
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  4790.00 6790.00 0.00
    Snooker147 Call  4790.00 11580.00 1830.00
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • K
    • K
    		   
    Snooker147 Show
    • 7
    • 9
    		   
    River
       
    • 7
    		     
    Snooker147 Win Two Pairs, 9s and 7s 11580.00  13410.00
    4
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    DOHHHHHHH Small blind  £0.15 £0.15 £71.73
    Seal Big blind  £0.30 £0.45 £67.90
    gadge69 Big blind  £0.30 £0.75 £10.70
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
    		     
    gadge69 Raise  £0.90 £1.65 £9.80
    Hank554 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £2.85 £4.50 £68.88
    Seal Call  £2.70 £7.20 £65.20
    gadge69 All-in  £9.80 £17.00 £0.00
    DOHHHHHHH Call  £8.00 £25.00 £60.88
    Seal Call  £8.00 £33.00 £57.20
    Flop
       
    • 4
    • 2
    • 8
    		     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £22.00 £55.00 £38.88
    Seal Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Unmatched bet  £22.00 £33.00 £60.88
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • K
    • K
    		   
    gadge69 Show
    • A
    • Q
    		   
    Turn
       
    • A
    		     
    River
       
    • 6
    		     
    gadge69 Win Pair of Aces £31.35  £31.35
    5
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    coomber10 Big blind  £0.30 £0.30 £72.87
      Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    		     
    swandolf Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £1.20 £1.50 £111.08
    firma Fold     
    AYO_KADO Call  £1.20 £2.70 £9.96
    coomber10 Call  £0.90 £3.60 £71.97
    Flop
       
    • 8
    • 2
    • 3
    		     
    coomber10 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £2.70 £6.30 £108.38
    AYO_KADO Raise  £5.40 £11.70 £4.56
    coomber10 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £17.10 £28.80 £91.28
    AYO_KADO All-in  £4.56 £33.36 £0.00
    DOHHHHHHH Unmatched bet  £9.84 £23.52 £101.12
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • J
    • J
    		   
    AYO_KADO Show
    • 6
    • 6
    		   
    Turn
       
    • 5
    		     
    River
       
    • 6
    		     
    AYO_KADO Win Three 6s £22.34  £22.34
    6
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    donnymac20 Small blind  £0.10 £0.10 £6.58
    DOHHHHHHH Big blind  £0.20 £0.30 £22.39
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • A
    		     
    Rumpy Fold     
    Frimley44 Fold     
    rtc Raise  £0.80 £1.10 £19.37
    donnymac20 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £3.40 £4.50 £18.99
    rtc Raise  £8.40 £12.90 £10.97
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  £18.99 £31.89 £0.00
    rtc All-in  £10.97 £42.86 £0.00
    DOHHHHHHH Unmatched bet  £2.42 £40.44 £2.42
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • K
    • A
    		   
    rtc Show
    • J
    • A
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 8
    • 2
    • 4
    		     
    Turn
       
    • J
    		     
    River
       
    • 6
    		     
    rtc Win Pair of Jacks £38.64  £38.64
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    DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,926
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: you are pulling my plonker...:
    In Response to Re: you are pulling my plonker... : cant get any lower man, i just aint got it.
    Posted by BURNShurtz

    lol! This is a quality 1 liner. 

    I've added a few of my own from last night, I doubt they'll make u feel any better but at least they'll show u u aren't the only 1.


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    donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited April 2011
    Some pretty horrid beats there.

    Best thing is just to stop for the night imo!
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    YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN Member Posts: 8,948
    edited April 2011
    JJ son terrible beats dude, i been getting those at cash of late just variance ;) at least u ended up even if marginal

    GET GRINDIN U PLUM
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