Essexphil

Essex is no different to everywhere else. In its village mentality and internal divisions. Call me a thief or a criminal by all means. But don't accuse me of being from Thurrock or Saafen-on-Sea ;) R… (View Post)

If you want to have some fun at your local Farm Shop, and you don't mind being barred, try this:- 1. I really like your meat/apples/whatever. Very tasty 2. Hope you don't mind me asking-do you also s… (View Post)

What do you mean by "See you next Tuesday..."? The next game isn't until Wednesday (View Post)

Not in that picture. Probably gone somewhere for a good cry :) (View Post)

If you go on that dozy twonk's X feed, you can see him in a pub, banging on about he's going to be saving himself £1 a week, and how lovely the Cherry Tree at Little Oakley is. It's a nice pub. I kno… (View Post)