Essexphil

An East African paper. In 2004. Trying to make a story of interest to its readers by shoe-horning a claim that he was Kenyan-born. As opposed to had some Kenyan roots. Couldn't even spell his name ri… (View Post)

Frustrating, I know. Sky's software crashes less than everyone else's-I reckon it is because it is powered by a Sinclair Spectrum and a rubber band, so there is little to go wrong. Is frustrating hav… (View Post)

At least yours just lose. When I tip something, the Owners are too scared to even let it run :) (View Post)

Reminded me of one of my favourite statements ever. Where a client had received notice of "a disciplinary hearing, where we will make a case, listen to your representations and then give you a F… (View Post)

The World has gone mad. The permanently irritating Jeremy Vine gets absolutely everywhere. Whereas his enormously entertaining brother, Tim Vine, seems to have disappeared. (View Post)