Good evening Richard and Stuart. Good 2 see u back again. As a forklift driver i was loading a lorry with pallets so high i couldnt see in front of me, HAD 8 MORE PALLETS 2 LOAD AND HAD NOT NOTICED LORRY DRIVER HAD DROVE THE LORRY OFF THE LOADING BAY, I THEN DROVE STRAIGHT OFF THE LOADING BAY ,AND LUCKY 4 ME THE FORKLIFT LANDED ON ITS WHEELS , ALTHOUGH MY BACK WAS KILLING ME 4 WEEKS AFTER. NOW I ALWAYS TAKE THE KEYS OFF THE LORRY DRIVER. ALL THE BEST RAINMAN397
I once dropped my 9 month old daughter square on her head on the path. After a very distraught journey to hospital she was given the all clear without a mark on her. One very relieved dad.
high rich i have had two items which were lucky to still work when i was very young i was well known for loosing my temper and smash something one of the times i got angry i picked up my sega and slammed it on the floor but it still worked and i did the same thing a few weeks later with it and it still didn't break. another item that i am suprised didn't break was my nintendo ds i was playing with it while on the toilet then when i stood up to wipe myself i placed it onto the top but while i wiped myself it slid into the toilet so i had to pick it back out aften i flushed it.
Welcome back Richard. Remember that man flu is a lot worse then bird flu so I'm glad you have recovered enough to come back.
After driving to my hotel for the SPT grand final last year I left my car in the hotel car park where I thought it would be safe. I think the handbreak must of failed as when I got back in the early hours of Saturday morning it had rolled out of the car park, down a steep slope and right into and over a great big concrete bollard! The bollard was wedged right under the car and the car wouldn't drive off it. I called the RAC out on Sunday to help get it off and, in all probability, tow me back home. We jacked the car right up and just managed to get the bollard out and, to my big supprise, the car still worked and there was only a small dent in the back. There was about an 18 inch deep hole left where the bollard used to be! They must make focuses tough!
Good luck to everyone tonight and is there any chance of a plug for the DTD tomorrow????
hi rich and stu great show as alway. The worse thing i have ever done to something of mine and has lived to tell the tale. I bought my dads iphone off him.I was having a text arguement with one of my friends i threw the phone across the room the screen had a really bad crack on it and amazingly the screen was not affected it still worked which i was suprised as touch screen phone are really sensitive. LOL-I-CALL aka Mel
Hello guys great show Not long ago was in bathroom singing away as you do just got out bath so my hands was sloppy fort I was real cover trying to get shave and change tune as you can probably tell it didn't end well slipped out my hand and dropped my phone in bath dried it out and amazingly still worked and I fort us woman could multitask safe to say I never sang in bathroom again good luck with show guys
What's the worst thing you've done to something of yours, from which it lived to tell the tale?
I was out walking the dog in the park last Sunday morning (I had just been on the field throwing the rubber ball for the dog) we were on our way through the park to the car on our way home....
There is a lake which we passed & it was frozen, me being a numpty, thought it would be a good idea to roll the ball across the frozen lake !! Next thing the dog sprints over the ice & quickly vanishes about 20 metres from the lake edge. OMG heart going 10 to the dozen & panicking frantically, thinking my dog was a gonner ran over the frozen lake to get her. I quickly sinked into the lake which came just above waist height & started bashing the ice like Mike Tyson with both fists.....I luckily managed to find the dog a metre from where she fell in, quivering & in a right state & managed to get back to dry land, but at least she was ok....Told the wife i met my mate on the way home at the jet wash, & he thought it would be funny to wet me from head to toe lol
evening richard and stu, glad to see your fit and well too richard,
worst thing i remember was when i was younger, me and my 2 brothers had 2 male hamsters, we went on a 2 week holiday and left them in a cage (my younger brother thought it would be a good idea to put them together for company, while we was away)
when we came back to our amazement we had 11 hamsters in the cage, we knew then that they where not 2 males lol, my brother was really excited to have so many.
Back in my university days, a few friends and I attended a foam party. The dancefloor was heaving and soon the main floor was 6ft deep with foam - so much so that it was near impossible to breathe inbetween wiping away the fresh foam that was covering your face and burning your eyes. I know, I know.... Great fun!
My friend Mike however padded down his pockets and was horrified to find that his glasses had fallen out somewhere below the surface of the foam, and were surely being crushed beneath the feet of 500 bouncing soaken drunken students.
Mike then began a frantic search, disappearing beneath the surface of the foam tide for a minute at a time and then briefly reappearing to catch a gulp of air like a hungry hippo. After 10 minutes of desperate double-blind dancefloor groping - mike emerged triumphantly holding his unscathed glasses aloft with one hand. Miraculous!
me and my mate where puting up ballons for a party when some of them burst the bugie fell of its perch we thought it died so we where going to flush it down the loo as the water hit it it started to flap so i had to put my hand down wejust manage to grab it befor it was lost forever nobody knows of it till this day
Rich, the problem with this particular competition is that you're inevitably going to reward one of these maniacs with a prize!
Are we to understand that Sky Poker encourages setting fire to sinks, jumping from multi-storey car parks and baiting beloved family pets into dangerous situations?
I ask out of personal interest. I'll do anything for a freebie.
What's the worst thing you've done to something of yours, from which it lived to tell the tale?
I was having a major arguement with a mate whilst on holiday, and she threw my phone at me during this "difference of opinion !" but i managed to dodge it ... but it went straight through the open door on balcony and down about 9 floors to near the swimming pool and amazingly found the phone and it still worked.
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Good 2 see u back again.
As a forklift driver i was loading a lorry with pallets so high i couldnt see in front of me,
HAD 8 MORE PALLETS 2 LOAD AND HAD NOT NOTICED LORRY DRIVER HAD DROVE THE LORRY OFF THE LOADING BAY, I THEN DROVE STRAIGHT OFF THE LOADING BAY ,AND LUCKY 4 ME THE FORKLIFT LANDED ON ITS WHEELS ,
ALTHOUGH MY BACK WAS KILLING ME 4 WEEKS AFTER.
NOW I ALWAYS TAKE THE KEYS OFF THE LORRY DRIVER.
ALL THE BEST RAINMAN397
i have had two items which were lucky to still work
when i was very young i was well known for loosing my temper and smash something one of the times i got angry i picked up my sega and slammed it on the floor but it still worked and i did the same thing a few weeks later with it and it still didn't break.
another item that i am suprised didn't break was my nintendo ds i was playing with it while on the toilet then when i stood up to wipe myself i placed it onto the top but while i wiped myself it slid into the toilet so i had to pick it back out aften i flushed it.
I was out walking the dog in the park last Sunday morning (I had just been on the field throwing the rubber ball for the dog) we were on our way through the park to the car on our way home....
There is a lake which we passed & it was frozen, me being a numpty, thought it would be a good idea to roll the ball across the frozen lake !! Next thing the dog sprints over the ice & quickly vanishes about 20 metres from the lake edge. OMG heart going 10 to the dozen & panicking frantically, thinking my dog was a gonner ran over the frozen lake to get her. I quickly sinked into the lake which came just above waist height & started bashing the ice like Mike Tyson with both fists.....I luckily managed to find the dog a metre from where she fell in, quivering & in a right state & managed to get back to dry land, but at least she was ok....Told the wife i met my mate on the way home at the jet wash, & he thought it would be funny to wet me from head to toe lol
worst thing i remember was when i was younger, me and my 2 brothers had 2 male hamsters, we went on a 2 week holiday and left them in a cage (my younger brother thought it would be a good idea to put them together for company, while we was away)
when we came back to our amazement we had 11 hamsters in the cage, we knew then that they where not 2 males lol, my brother was really excited to have so many.
no hamsters where harmed, have a great show.
Fowler, Champion, Hartigan and the like haven't had their play analysed in ages - Cowards!
My friend Mike however padded down his pockets and was horrified to find that his glasses had fallen out somewhere below the surface of the foam, and were surely being crushed beneath the feet of 500 bouncing soaken drunken students.
Mike then began a frantic search, disappearing beneath the surface of the foam tide for a minute at a time and then briefly reappearing to catch a gulp of air like a hungry hippo. After 10 minutes of desperate double-blind dancefloor groping - mike emerged triumphantly holding his unscathed glasses aloft with one hand. Miraculous!
hi rich, stu,
good show.....
Are we to understand that Sky Poker encourages setting fire to sinks, jumping from multi-storey car parks and baiting beloved family pets into dangerous situations?
I ask out of personal interest. I'll do anything for a freebie.
0.197% Chance of hitting a flush