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FAO ne luck - Facts

calcalfoldcalcalfold Member Posts: 978
edited March 2013 in Poker Chat
If you are going to call somebody out to play heads up, and they sit down.

At least do the decent thing and admit you were just full of it, I was waiting 20minutes for you.

You didnt show - FACT

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  • devonfish5devonfish5 Member Posts: 4,291
    edited March 2013

    i was about to post this on the original neluck thread,
    but it seems to have been removed,
    which i'm not surprised at tbh.
    but anyway,i wrote this so i'll go ahead and post it here...

    for anyone that missed the original post
    there seemed to be a bit of an Elvis theme going,so here goes...

    Now 'i just can't help believin'
    we've 'got a whole lot o' lovin' to do' here
    so ' don't be cruel'
    or go 'crying in the chapel'
    so please 'love me tender'
    and show some 'burning love'
    especially 'in the ghetto'
    as 'i'm so lonesome tonight...
    i could cry'

    Doesn't matter ' from a jack to a king'
    or if you are all-in
    could we please have ' a little less conversation'
    this has gone 'way down' far enough
    so i'm sending this 'return to sender'
    agh ha.

    (* *)
       ^
    and yes...Elvis has left the building.

  • calcalfoldcalcalfold Member Posts: 978
    edited March 2013


    That ne luck, he really does have suspicous minds

    Next!
  • devonfish5devonfish5 Member Posts: 4,291
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    That ne luck, he really does have suspicous minds Next!
    Posted by calcalfold
    ha ha

    'missed that one'

    lol
  • _ARAZI__ARAZI_ Member Posts: 549
    edited March 2013
    So neluck who is a 50nl player and who imo is a winner at cash offers a HU game with a 4nl player then dosnt sit lol  epic thread :)


    Can i just suggest he must have gone out cal m8 and you got away lightly :)
  • LARSON7LARSON7 Member Posts: 4,495
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    So neluck who is a 50nl player and who imo is a winner at cash offers a HU game with a 4nl player then dosnt sit lol  epic thread :) Can i just suggest he must have gone out cal m8 and you got away lightly :)
    Posted by _ARAZI_
    50nl players are pants
  • _ARAZI__ARAZI_ Member Posts: 549
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts : 50nl players are pants
    Posted by LARSON7

    Thats the only sensible thing ive heard today mate :)
  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited March 2013
    Elvis had a great band.

    There's a clue in there somewhere.

  • _ARAZI__ARAZI_ Member Posts: 549
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    El vis had a great band. There's a clue in there somewhere .
    Posted by NoseyBonk

    Emphasis on the word BAND Mate ? :)
  • LARSON7LARSON7 Member Posts: 4,495
    edited March 2013
    lol i just said it so i can challenge you to a game
  • LARSON7LARSON7 Member Posts: 4,495
    edited March 2013

    Arazi, would you like to play a £1 Headsup Turbo game :D

    I know it's well below the stakes you play it, just thought id ask, it's only a bit of fun!

  • _ARAZI__ARAZI_ Member Posts: 549
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    lol i just said it so i can challenge you to a game
    Posted by LARSON7

    Knew what you were up to mate but it takes alot more than that to make me bite :)

    BTW keep that 2/4 thread going next week aswell cos it been a good read.

    I might even play for the lols next week cos ive never played that level before and could be fun although i think i would have to stop my crazy bluffs etc :)

    GL
  • _ARAZI__ARAZI_ Member Posts: 549
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    Arazi, would you like to play a £1 Headsup Turbo game :D I know it's well below the stakes you play it, just thought id ask, it's only a bit of fun!
    Posted by LARSON7

    Busy watching footie now m8 but i will another time aslong as you promise not to post my spewy hands up on here when you crush me :)

    GL
  • GaryQQQGaryQQQ Member Posts: 6,804
    edited March 2013
    Funnily I saw Elvis about ten days ago, he was posing for pictures with tourists at the 'Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas' sign. Fact.
  • LARSON7LARSON7 Member Posts: 4,495
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts : Knew what you were up to mate but it takes alot more than that to make me bite :) BTW keep that 2/4 thread going next week aswell cos it been a good read. I might even play for the lols next week cos ive never played that level before and could be fun although i think i would have to stop my crazy bluffs etc :) GL
    Posted by _ARAZI_
    haha i will, a bit different to the 2p 4p diaries. Haha if you play a 2p 4p table you'll be wondering what's happening!

    "Busy watching footie now m8 but i will another time aslong as you promise not to post my spewy hands up on here when you crush me :)"

    Nice 1:D looking forward to getting a lesson in poker;)
  • calcalfoldcalcalfold Member Posts: 978
    edited March 2013
    He had not gone out at all.

    He was playing a tourney.

    A 50nl winner does not complain about bad beats, especially a heads up player where variance can be large.
  • _ARAZI__ARAZI_ Member Posts: 549
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    He had not gone out at all. He was playing a tourney. A 50nl winner does not complain about bad beats, especially a heads up player where variance can be large.
    Posted by calcalfold

    Guess he was afraid to play you then mate !

    One thing you def got wrong though is the part about winners at 50nl not moaning about badbeats because imo alot of them do nothing but moan about beats :)

    GL
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    He had not gone out at all. He was playing a tourney. A 50nl winner does not complain about bad beats, especially a heads up player where variance can be large.
    Posted by calcalfold
    A know ive given you a hard time for different things, but Kudos and respect here. 
  • iWntUrDoshiWntUrDosh Member Posts: 29
    edited March 2013
    Neluck winning cash player? lol
  • calcalfoldcalcalfold Member Posts: 978
    edited March 2013
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts:
    In Response to Re: FAO ne luck - Facts : Guess he was afraid to play you then mate ! One thing you def got wrong though is the part about winners at 50nl not moaning about badbeats because imo alot of them do nothing but moan about beats :) GL
    Posted by _ARAZI_

    Well possibly I suppose.

    If I were to hazard a guess, I would say Neluck is to 50nl heads up what I am to nuclear physics.
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