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Things NOT to do in Dublin!!

oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
edited May 2013 in Poker Chat
 Just thought I would start a thread of tips for keeping safe in Dublin pubs-- post here if you have one

1. you like glasgow celtic, and not rangers--lol
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited April 2013
    Londonderry does not exist !--- it's Derry
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited April 2013
    England is not the mainland---lol---amazing how many people get poked for that one
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,641
    edited April 2013


    Do not drink in any pub with TRIP5. You will be banned by association.
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  • yoyoyoyo Member Posts: 642
    edited April 2013
    guinness is good for you
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited April 2013
    Thatcher jokes are very. very funny!---lovl
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited April 2013
    Don't Tell Any Irish Jokes?
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited April 2013
    Dont ask Maxxy for directions, you'll end up in Belfast!!

    xx
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited April 2013
    racism is not really racist, it is just having the craic
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited April 2013
    Two Irishmen were asked to measure the Height of a Flagpole...
    They Had a Tape Measure, ...But No Ladder....
    They were stumped, Scratching their Heads....

    A Blonde Lady came along & asked what the problem was...

    They explained....

    She Bent Over...... [EASY],

    ......she then skillfully un-screwed the bolts holding up the Flag-pole, asking the Irishmen to Hold the flagpole for support then gently lower the Pole down onto The Ground....

    She then Took the Tape, ...Bent Over Again [OWWEERRR], ..& measured the flag pole!!



    "18 Feet 6 Inches"  She announced, Then Strode off with a Wiggle ~,  & spring in her Step.....



    The Irishmen looked at each other, Scratched theirs heads again...

    Then One said.......
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited April 2013





    " .....Bejeeesusss....    Is'nt That justTypical of a Blonde!!!

    We Had to Measure for The Height.....
    & She Measures The Width "
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited April 2013
    If a big hairy mad fella starts asking you what you think about anything--------- there is a better pub around the corner!------ Quckly!
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited April 2013
    Befriend the barman --- and try to judge whether he likes you--they save lives you know!
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  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited April 2013
    an Irish woman on holiday in Jamaica,paddy rings her and asks how's the weather,she tells him great i get 10 inches off snow every night :):):)
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited April 2013
    If the toilets are labled -- fir--- and-- mna-----dont think in English logic---fir is male--- mna is female---- remember when drunk--lol
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  • ctbnctbn Member Posts: 376
    edited April 2013
    Dont assume his name is ......PADDY
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  • ctbnctbn Member Posts: 376
    edited April 2013
    In Response to Things NOT to do in Dublin!!:
     Just thought I would start a thread of tips for keeping safe in Dublin pubs-- post here if you have one 1. you like glasgow celtic, and not rangers--lol
    Posted by oynutter
    This is wrong,,,,, nobody likes CELTIC
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  • ctbnctbn Member Posts: 376
    edited April 2013
    In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!!:
    Wow I really don't know where to start with this.I taught it was 2013.
    Posted by day4eire76
    ITS ONLY BANTER M8
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  • day4eire76day4eire76 Member Posts: 912
    edited April 2013
    Your probaly right just caught by surprise with title and first post about how to keep safe in Dublin pubs.
    Don't remember similar threads about Notts or London.
    TBH have plenty of friends over from the UK and none have ever had any problems in the bars.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,641
    edited April 2013


    Wait till we start on the Welsh n Scots! :)
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  • ctbnctbn Member Posts: 376
    edited April 2013
    In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!!:
    Your probaly right just caught by surprise with title and first post about how to keep safe in Dublin pubs. Don't remember similar threads about Notts or London. TBH have plenty of friends over from the UK and none have ever had any problems in the bars.
    Posted by day4eire76

    hi m8
    i would love to be in Dublin for the spt , but work commitments say no, and i would feel 100% safe there as the Irish are wonderful people, just like the Scotch,and the Welsh....... and sometimes the English (lol)
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