FUN WITH FOWLER- Cash tables Wed22nd... 8pm onwards...it's a date

MissFowler

Hello peeps,

hope you are well, tomorrow night I will be taking a well earned break from retouching fake tan from girls armpits,  oh god my life is so glamourous!

I will be on the cash tables tomorrow from about 8pm.  I would love it if you joined me, so I could take all of your money... afterall I have a wedding to pay for.

Thank you

A xx

BorinLoner

It's not a date. Women are too cruel for my fragile little heart.
I'm out of your league anyway and you know it.

I will however be very likely to donate some money to your bankroll/wedding fund, just as I did for Sarah last week. *sigh* I'm so bad.

I require an explanation of this fake tan in armpit issue: Does it clump? Turn a funny colour? What happens with it? I'm unfamiliar with fake tan problems.

MissFowler

In Response to Re: FUN WITH FOWLER- Cash tables Wed22nd... 8pm onwards...it's a date:

It's not a date. Women are too cruel for my fragile little heart. I'm out of your league anyway and you know it. I will however be very likely to donate some money to your bankroll/wedding fund, just as I did for Sarah last week. *sigh* I'm so bad. I require an explanation of this fake tan in armpit issue: Does it clump? Turn a funny colour? What happens with it? I'm unfamiliar with fake tan problems.
Posted by BorinLoner

lol!

It is a date! An expensive date!!!

re fake tan... it tend to gather in the arm pit area. I think the creases of the arm pit hold it a little more. To be sure though...I haaaaaaaaate fake tan. that is all.

BorinLoner

Probably not much demand for pasty-skinned models, eh? Shame really, it would be a HUGE boost to the local economy round these parts.

You could just leave the clumps of fake tan in the photo. I'm sure your clients wouldn't mind and would definitely continue to work with you.... perhaps not.

Best of luck. Save me a seat.

MissFowler

In Response to Re: FUN WITH FOWLER- Cash tables Wed22nd... 8pm onwards...it's a date:

some how i dnt think winning on the mastercash tables is going to pay for your wedding lol 
Posted by IDONKCALLU

lol!! I know, if only I was that good!!!

bbMike

LOL IDCU, although if you're gonna bum-hunt......

calcalfold

Who is op?

bbMike

Not a fan of the show mate?

calcalfold

What show? Im missing something

The_Don90

If im awake ill donate. 

I was hoping to save our date till birmingham though. lol. 

cenachav

In Response to FUN WITH FOWLER- Cash tables Wed22nd... 8pm onwards...it's a date:

Hello peeps, hope you are well, tomorrow night I will be taking a well earned break from retouching fake tan from girls armpits,  oh god my life is so glamourous! I will be on the cash tables tomorrow from about 8pm.  I would love it if you joined me, so I could take all of your money... afterall I have a wedding to pay for. Thank you A xx
Posted by MissFowler

Why weren't there jobs like this advertised at the job centre when I was looking for work?????  Not fair!

BorinLoner

In Response to Re: FUN WITH FOWLER- Cash tables Wed22nd... 8pm onwards...it's a date:

In Response to FUN WITH FOWLER- Cash tables Wed22nd... 8pm onwards...it's a date : Why weren't there jobs like this advertised at the job centre when I was looking for work?????  Not fair!
Posted by cenachav

Do you find armpits to be particularly thrilling? Or is it the fake tan that does it for you?

rancid

op title is too provocative !


hope you run golden like your fake tan !

gl

Donttelmum

Whats Anna's alias?

ctbn

In Response to Re: FUN WITH FOWLER- Cash tables Wed22nd... 8pm onwards...it's a date:

Whats Anna's alias?
Posted by Donttelmum

lolufold

Donttelmum

Just taken her for £3k then

MissFowler

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Whats Anna's alias?
Posted by Donttelmum

Miss Fowler

Donttelmum

Im going to try and bankrupt Anna so she can't get married.  I then propose to her with my new found wealth and we all live happily ever after :-)

BorinLoner

Are you going to be crushing at your regular 50p/£1 level or are you going to step down to give us low limit minnows some action?

BorinLoner

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Im going to try and bankrupt Anna so she can't get married.  I then propose to her with my new found wealth and we all live happily ever after :-)
Posted by Donttelmum

I'm not sure that Anna's sole requirement in a man is that he's able to pay for a wedding. You've got to be able to afford the house, the car, the fur handcuffs, the chains, the rack, the whips, etc. etc. etc...


Too far?

BorinLoner

It was Fun With Fowler. It would have been more fun if Fowler didn't keep stacking me.

Never mind. Good times.