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Sometimes poker just sux!

rancidrancid Member Posts: 5,945
edited July 2013 in Brags, Beats and Variance
WARNING THIS IS A VENT


Well it's been sucking for 7 weeks, variance is a mofo & downswings are b1tches and ya all can suck my ba!!s

POKER SUX

It's getting to a point where I may join the "rigged" brigade, their may be some truth init!

If someone else over sets me, coolers me, bad beats me - I may just jump off a cliff.

So pleae Sky poker gods, **** off and leave me alone and let me win sometimes - please activate my booom switch.

Someone has obviously turned it off and frankly I may contact customer care and complain to see if they can find the culprit and let me stick forks in his ba11s.


Thanks



The End.
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,458
    edited July 2013
    Classic
    I love it !!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,636
    edited July 2013



    LOL.....name change to Ranted?
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  • cenachavcenachav Member Posts: 2,682
    edited July 2013
    In Response to Sometimes poker just sux!:
    WARNING THIS IS A VENT Well it's been sucking for 7 weeks, variance is a mofo & downswings are b1tches and ya all can suck my ba!!s POKER SUX It's getting to a point where I may join the "rigged" brigade, their may be some truth init! If someone else over sets me, coolers me, bad beats me - I may just jump off a cliff. So pleae Sky poker gods, **** off and leave me alone and let me win sometimes - please activate my booom switch. Someone has obviously turned it off and frankly I may contact customer care and complain to see if they can find the culprit and let me stick forks in his ba11s. Thanks The End.
    Posted by rancid
    I normally have to pay extra for that!
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  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited July 2013
    In Response to Sometimes poker just sux!:
    WARNING THIS IS A VENT Well it's been sucking for 7 weeks, variance is a mofo & downswings are b1tches and ya all can suck my ba!!s POKER SUX It's getting to a point where I may join the "rigged" brigade, their may be some truth init! If someone else over sets me, coolers me, bad beats me - I may just jump off a cliff. So pleae Sky poker gods, **** off and leave me alone and let me win sometimes - please activate my booom switch. Someone has obviously turned it off and frankly I may contact customer care and complain to see if they can find the culprit and let me stick forks in his ba11s. Thanks The End.
    Posted by rancid
    this must win top of the posts,still laughing xxxx
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  • splashiessplashies Member Posts: 3,680
    edited July 2013
    Anyone who wins back to back Weds night ME's doesn't get any sympathy from me :p

    Your boomswitch has clearly overheated with the weather we're having, stick it in the freezer for an hour.


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  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited July 2013
    In Response to Sometimes poker just sux!:
    WARNING THIS IS A VENT Well it's been sucking for 7 weeks, variance is a mofo & downswings are b1tches and ya all can suck my ba!!s POKER SUX It's getting to a point where I may join the "rigged" brigade, their may be some truth init! If someone else over sets me, coolers me, bad beats me - I may just jump off a cliff. So pleae Sky poker gods, **** off and leave me alone and let me win sometimes - please activate my booom switch. Someone has obviously turned it off and frankly I may contact customer care and complain to see if they can find the culprit and let me stick forks in his ba11s. Thanks The End.
    Posted by rancid
    lol

    let me know if this works for you

    although imho a 10 week downswing is nothing. once you're through the year mark then maybe you have something to moan about.
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  • DrSharpDrSharp Member Posts: 1,213
    edited July 2013
    You didn't withdraw money did you ranny?
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