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foldUfairy best CASH player on sky

foldUfairyfoldUfairy Member Posts: 148
edited August 2013 in Poker Chat
I have signed off JSA, i'm selling my dog, kidney and a well worn pair of socks which are currently doing well on Ebay.

The proceeds of these sales will be my starting bankroll.

Keep your eye on this space as I rise through the levels and crush Smitalos in the near future..... it will happen :P

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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited August 2013
    Are you starting at 4nl with of a roll of 25 quid, give or take?
  • foldUfairyfoldUfairy Member Posts: 148
    edited August 2013
    In Response to Re: foldUfairy best CASH player on sky:
    Are you starting at 4nl with of a roll of 25 quid, give or take?
    Posted by hhyftrftdr
    I think you are underestimating the value of my items sir.

    I expect the socks alone to do about £15, there are lots of people with foot fetishes out there and these are great well worn socks.

    I haven't got a quote for the kidney yet but I wouldn't take less than £150, which seems fair to me.

    The dog is a beast aswell, will be sad to see him go. Minimum £150, pedigree American Bulldog.

    So i'm looking at starting roll of around £315, probably start at 100nl, drop to 50nl if I lose a buyin.


  • LARSON7LARSON7 Member Posts: 4,495
    edited August 2013
    lol nice post!

    Can't beat a good parody
  • DAVEYZZDAVEYZZ Member Posts: 1,651
    edited August 2013
    £20 for the kidney if you chuck in a nice bottle of chianti!
  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited August 2013
    Who's the best Free Play playerer? Would be interesting to see someone trying to work up to the dizzy heights of table 'Miranda'.

  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited August 2013
    In Response to Re: foldUfairy best CASH player on sky:
    £20 for the kidney if you chuck in a nice bottle of chianti!
    Posted by DAVEYZZ
    .. and some fava beans. Or do they not work so well with kidney? Ok with liver.

  • calcalfoldcalcalfold Member Posts: 978
    edited August 2013
    If you start at 4nl watch out for bigdave626.

    Makes Viktor Blom seem like a nit.
  • LARSON7LARSON7 Member Posts: 4,495
    edited August 2013
    With bigdave at your table, you could spin 4 pound up to 100 pound in an hour!

    CFold stop given away 4nl secrets:P
  • calcalfoldcalcalfold Member Posts: 978
    edited August 2013
    In Response to Re: foldUfairy best CASH player on sky:
    With bigdave at your table, you could spin 4 pound up to 100 pound in an hour! CFold stop given away 4nl secrets:P
    Posted by LARSON7
    Larson :)

    Last night we had one crazy 4nl table, with the main man on form.

    I was sorry to stand but I was so tired I was actually falling asleep at the computer. Left with £25 odd. I wish I could have stayed because the person I had position managed to build a £45 stack and I had notes and imo a strong advantage over them. At one point there was around £90 at this 4nl table, crazy!
  • LARSON7LARSON7 Member Posts: 4,495
    edited August 2013
    Ready

    Alll in

    My favourite chat box words ever lol
  • SmitalosSmitalos Member Posts: 543
    edited August 2013
    In Response to foldUfairy best CASH player on sky:
    ... Keep your eye on this space as I rise through the levels and crush Smitalos in the near future..... it will happen :P
    Posted by foldUfairy
    I like this.

    I like this a lot.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,929
    edited August 2013

    Smitty has spoken.
     
    For those that have never met him, here's a recent 'photo.



  • scrumdownscrumdown Member Posts: 1,609
    edited August 2013
    dave best got tobe its quid bets now
  • SmitalosSmitalos Member Posts: 543
    edited August 2013
    In Response to Re: foldUfairy best CASH player on sky:
    Smitty has spoken.   For those that have never met him, here's a recent 'photo.
    Posted by Tikay10




    It's not even up for debate any more. I think it's quite obvious we were seperated at birth.




    Anyone else feeling the love from Tikay btw? I know I am. #dingding #letsbehavinya

  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,929
    edited August 2013

    !

    Winner.
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