I have signed off JSA, i'm selling my dog, kidney and a well worn pair of socks which are currently doing well on Ebay.
The proceeds of these sales will be my starting bankroll.
Keep your eye on this space as I rise through the levels and crush Smitalos in the near future..... it will happen :P
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I expect the socks alone to do about £15, there are lots of people with foot fetishes out there and these are great well worn socks.
I haven't got a quote for the kidney yet but I wouldn't take less than £150, which seems fair to me.
The dog is a beast aswell, will be sad to see him go. Minimum £150, pedigree American Bulldog.
So i'm looking at starting roll of around £315, probably start at 100nl, drop to 50nl if I lose a buyin.
Can't beat a good parody
Makes Viktor Blom seem like a nit.
CFold stop given away 4nl secrets:P
Last night we had one crazy 4nl table, with the main man on form.
I was sorry to stand but I was so tired I was actually falling asleep at the computer. Left with £25 odd. I wish I could have stayed because the person I had position managed to build a £45 stack and I had notes and imo a strong advantage over them. At one point there was around £90 at this 4nl table, crazy!
Alll in
My favourite chat box words ever lol
I like this a lot.
Smitty has spoken.
For those that have never met him, here's a recent 'photo.
It's not even up for debate any more. I think it's quite obvious we were seperated at birth.
Anyone else feeling the love from Tikay btw? I know I am. #dingding #letsbehavinya
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Winner.