...that I made my way to an SPT event. What do you think?
However, having suffered from 'satellite syndrome', and been sucked out on more times than I care to remember in a few of the £24 semis, and failing a personal recommendation from Julian Thew to the Sky Poker team that I be allowed to buy in directly; I may just have to pitch up at Aspers and see what happens.
Worst case scenario is that I end up as an extra on the next series of Geordie Shore.

EDIT: I thought direct buy-ins had already closed. Seems not... See you there!