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Forum Karaoke for IDCU

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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited January 2014

    River Man(Nick Drake)

     

    IDonk came by on his way
    Said he had a word to say
    About things today
    And leaving leaves

    Said he hadn’t heard the news
    Hadn’t had the time to choose
    A way to lose
    But he believes

    Gonna see the river man
    Gonna tell him all I can
    About the plan
    For outdraw time

    If he tells me all he knows
    About the way the river goes
    And all night shows
    On 861

    IDonk said he prayed today
    For the Sky to blow away
    Or maybe stay
    He wasn’t sure

    For when he thought of poker pain
    Calling for his mind again
    He lost the pain
    And stayed for more

    Gonna to see the river man
    Gonna to tell him all I can
    About the ban
    On posting spam

    If he tells me all he knows
    About the way the river goes
    I don’t suppose
    It’s meant for me

    Oh, how they come and go

     

     

    (Original tune)

  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited January 2014

    Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)

    Hello,
    Is there anybody in there?
    Just nod if you can hear us IDCU
    Is there anyone home?

    Come on
    Now
    We hear you're feeling down
    We can ease your pain
    Get you playing on Sky again

    Relax
    We'll need some information first
    Just the basic facts
    Can you show us where it hurts?

    There is no pain if you are leaving
    A distant poker player on the horizon
    You are only coming through in c4p
    Your lips move
    But we can't hear what you're saying

    When u joined sky u had a fever
    Your hands felt just like
    any two cards
    Now you've got that feeling once again
    You can't explain
    We would not understand
    This is not how u are

    IDCU... Has become comfortably numb

    O.K.
    Just a little ps4 game
    There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
    until you have another freeze

    Can you stand up?
    we do believe it's working
    Good
    That'll keep you going through the comp
    If not
    It'll be time to go

    There is no pain if you are leaving
    A distant poker player on the horizon
    You are only coming through in c4p
    Your lips move
    But we can't hear what you're saying

    When u joined sky
    u played an mtt
    and lots of crazy frenzies

    we turn to look but it’s now gone
    all we see are the dyms
    The child is grown
    The dream is gone
    IDCU... Has become comfortably numb

  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited January 2014

    DoubleAA, get recording a new video. It'll win you the thread & a place in TOTP next month, worth at least a tenner! :D
  • TeddyBloatTeddyBloat Member Posts: 1,419
    edited January 2014
    I was happy in the haze of a double points hour, 
    but heaven knows im miserable now
    I was looking for a sob, and I found a sob,
    Heaven knows im miserable now.

    In my life why do I give valuable time,
    To people who dont care when I say goodbye

    'Fairy and 'mind have passed me by, 
    and heaven knows im miserable now,
    I was looking for a sob, and I found a sob
    Heaven know im miserable now

    In my life, why do I smile at promotions that only  make me cry

    What they said to me at the end of the game, tikay would have blushed
    Ive playing on this site far too long you said,So I naturally fled,

    In my life, why do I smile,
    At promotions that will only make me say goodbye...

  • SlipwaterSlipwater Member Posts: 3,664
    edited January 2014
    "I.D.C.U."

    Now Donk, there's some news I have found
    I said, now Donk, PS4s going round
    I said, quick Donk, for the top you are bound
    There's no need to say you’re leaving

    Young Donk, there's a promo I know
    I said, here Donk, watch those cash for points grow
    You can do it, and I'm sure you will see
    That it’s better than your PS3

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    ‘cause that console is king; let’s start making some noise
    That machine is your brand new toy

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    ‘cause the graphics are great, and the games are unreal
    It’s got power you can’t conceal

    So Donk, do you hear what I say?
    I said, hey Donk, have you started to play?
    I said, now Donk, it’s simpler than it seems
    You can fill all of your dreams!

    Our Donk does it all by himself
    I said, this Donk, sacrifices his health
    He will get there; he’s our I.D.C.U.
    And he’s out to stack you too

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    There’s no need to leave Sky; just stop tilting and such
    Then your game will improve so much

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    Play your regular games; don’t play when you see red
    When you’re tired just go to bed

    Young Donk, I raised once in your blind
    I said, then Donk, you came back from behind
    I thought: “oh no, this Donk is the real deal”
    And your blind I could not steal

    That's when, in the chat box I see,
    That you, spelled atrociously
    But that’s, just our I.D.C.U.
    And he does not care, it’s true

    It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U.
    It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U.

    Just pull out the stops; win that PS4 race
    Don’t settle for eleventh place

    Young Donk, young Donk, there’s no need to feel down
    Young Donk, young Donk, pick yourself off the ground

     ...and fade. ;)
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    "I.D.C.U." Now Donk, there's some news I have found I said, now Donk, PS4s going round I said, quick Donk, for the top you are bound There's no need to say you’re leaving Young Donk, there's a promo I know I said, here Donk, watch those cash for points grow You can do it, and I'm sure you will see That it’s better than your PS3 It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. ‘cause that console is king; let’s start making some noise That machine is your brand new toy It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. ‘cause the graphics are great, and the games are unreal It’s got power you can’t conceal So Donk, do you hear what I say? I said, hey Donk, have you started to play? I said, now Donk, it’s simpler than it seems You can fill all of your dreams! Our Donk does it all by himself I said, this Donk, sacrifices his health He will get there; he’s our I.D.C.U. And he’s out to stack you too It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. There’s no need to leave Sky; just stop tilting and such Then your game will improve so much It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. Play your regular games; don’t play when you see red When you’re tired just go to bed Young Donk, I raised once in your blind I said, then Donk, you came back from behind I thought: “oh no, this Donk is the real deal” And your blind I could not steal That's when, in the chat box I see, That you, spelled atrociously But that’s, just our I.D.C.U. And he does not care, it’s true It's fun to listen to I.D.C.U. It's good to make fun of I.D.C.U. Just pull out the stops; win that PS4 race Don’t settle for eleventh place Young Donk, young Donk, there’s no need to feel down Young Donk, young Donk, pick yourself off the ground   ...and fade.   ;)
    Posted by Slipwater

    yep, that's a good one. 

    I am doing the arm motions right now.

    I = Arms together vertically
    D = Bend left elbow
    C = Both arms to the left
    U = Raise arms with elbows bent

    don't know which outfit is most appropriate.



     


  • cenachavcenachav Member Posts: 2,682
    edited January 2014
    Can I be the cowboy with the crotchless chaps?
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    Can I be the cowboy with the crotchless chaps?
    Posted by cenachav
    of course, no need to change at all.



  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU : yep, that's a good one.  I am doing the arm motions right now. I = Arms together vertically D = Bend left elbow C = Both arms to the left U = Raise arms with elbows bent don't know which outfit is most appropriate.  
    Posted by aussie09
    Top of the posts to the two of you.
    Great thread idea and awesome song
    I will never be able to hear that song again for the rest of my life without thinking
    I.D.C.U.

    and I won't be able to tell my wife why I am crying
    because she hates poker
    maybe she'll think I'm a closet gay
    well there's worse things in life
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited January 2014


    thanks gelds.

    ps.  do you wanna be the steelworker or the motorcycle policeman?



  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited January 2014
    GELDY the steelworker
    wow
    can I still wear my suit?


  • SlipwaterSlipwater Member Posts: 3,664
    edited January 2014
    Haha - thanks for the words, Gelders :)

    If I'm in the group, I'm the cowboy or I ain't playing. Cenachav can go plait his beard!

    Simple as.
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited January 2014



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  • SlipwaterSlipwater Member Posts: 3,664
    edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
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    Posted by aussie09
    Once there was this Donk who played a lot of poker, but his laptop couldn't do it...

    Yeah, that could be a good one too!

    :)
  • DUNMIDOSHDUNMIDOSH Member Posts: 1,473
    edited January 2014
    In Response to Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    At first we were afraid we were petrified Kept thinking we could never live without you by our side But then we spent so many nights Thinking how you did us wrong And we grew strong And we learned how to get along   And now you're back from outer space You just walked in to find us here with that sad look upon your face We should have changed that stupid PIN We should have made you leave your key If we’d known for just one second you'd back to nag tikay Go on now, go walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to hurt us with “goodbyes” Do you think we’d crumble Did you think we'd lay down and die?   Oh no, not sky. sky will survive Oh as long as we know how to shove We know we'll stay alive We've got all our chips to give We've got all our roll to give and we'll survive We will survive, We will survive!    
    Posted by aussie09

    Cracking lyrics Aussie!
    Any chance you could revamp the lyrics to the two songs i think would be great for an IDCU karaoke?
    they are:-
    Since you've been gone by rainbow
    and
    Hello I'm back again by Gary Glitter

  • bromley04bromley04 Member Posts: 416
    edited January 2014
    Absolute quality but Slipwater deffo wins thread.
  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited January 2014
    Slip inside the eye of Donks mind
    Don't you know you might find
    A better site to play

    You said that you'd be top 10
    but you're leaving again
    threw it all away

    Gonna start a revolution from my bed
    But all I see is another leaving thread
    Step outside, summertime's in bloom

    Stand up beside the laptop screen
    Can't believe the river I've just seen
    You ain't ever gonna winnnnnnn a PS4.....

    And so Donk can wait
    He knows it too late as the leaderboard updates
    Ps4 slides away, but don't look back in anger, I heard you say

    Take me to the place where Donk plays
    Wanna see this baize, if it's red or blue
    But please don't put your cards in the muck
    We know you don't suck
    It's just not your day

    Gonna start a revolution from my bed
    But all I see is another leaving thread
    Step outside, summertime's in bloom

    Stand up beside the laptop screen
    Can't believe the river I've just seen
    You ain't ever gonna winnnnnn a Ps4

    And so console can wait
    He knows it's too late as the leaderboard updates
    Ps4 slides away, but don't look back in anger
    I heard Donk say


    At least not today.


  • bbMikebbMike Member Posts: 3,722
    edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU : of course, no need to change at all.
    Posted by aussie09
    Hahahha, coffee successfully sprayed.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,843
    edited January 2014





    Aussie is on fire!

    If there were a prize for Thread of the Week, this one would be home & hosed.

    Great work by Aussie, & everyone else who contributed in the same vein, too.

    Well played all.
     


  • DUNMIDOSHDUNMIDOSH Member Posts: 1,473
    edited January 2014
    In Response to Re: Forum Karaoke for IDCU:
    Aussie is on fire! If there were a prize for Thread of the Week, this one would be home & hosed. Great work by Aussie, & everyone else who contributed in the same vein, too. Well played all.  
    Posted by Tikay10[/QUOTE

    You gould nominate him for Top of the Posts Tikay!
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