Ouch, I'm out of the Roller already. My internet connection started playing up and dropping in and out, which is unusual. So when it connected and I had A,K I maybe got a tad over zealous and played it like AA. I did sat in for £12 so it wasn't a massive loss and IF I'd hit I would have been in the top 3 with a stack to do some damage with. Oh well, next week WILL be my week.lol Best wishes. Shaun the Villa fan in Bham
poker is the one form of gambling where you get to see you hand before having to pay this is what gives players their names fish no they not a food source they are people who call a wide range calling stations are the best of the lot and will give you value every time as they have a very wide range.
maniacs they are call that as they do just that bet over aggressive.
these are all very loose types so avoid making the bluffs. bluffs themselfs are betting a hand which you try to rep but you don't actually have.
The offside rule. Imagine the cashier in a shop is the goalkeeper. Your wife is queueing to pay for a new pair of shoes. The other women in the queue are the opposition players. She gets to the front of the queue, and suddenly remembers she has left her purse with you. You throw it to her from the back of the queue....she is offside. If she had been 2nd in the queue, she'd have been onside!
You take a reduce priced jumper to the till, £50 down to £30. But the barcode doesn't scan, so the till assistant prompts you to go and get another one. Whilst getting this replacement jumper, you spot an identical jumper stickered up at £20, and buy this one instead.
I'm playing tonight. Really wanna play the UKPC but have been really lazy about playing the satellites so this is only my 2nd Final and the first one obviously went so badly that I can't even remember it at all. I was doing ok, up to about 5k until an ugly runout for me AJ v AT forced me to lose a smallish pot
Virtually last chance saloon for me, if I don't make it tonight then I'm gonna have to win one in the live sats at DTD this week.
Free seat.... When someone contributes something so thought provoking and compelling, they get rewarded with what we call in the industry, a 'free seat'. Posted by hhyftrftdr
Sigh, the dream is over again until the live sats at DTD
Ran pretty awful the whole game, then near the end I couldn't hold all in V a shorty w/ AJ v KQ on an Ace high flop to get back in the middle of the pack, then jammed 33 into 99.
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Best wishes. Shaun the Villa fan in Bham
fish no they not a food source they are people who call a wide range
calling stations are the best of the lot and will give you value every time as they have a very wide range.
maniacs they are call that as they do just that bet over aggressive.
these are all very loose types so avoid making the bluffs.
bluffs themselfs are betting a hand which you try to rep but you don't actually have.
Multi tabling = Speed dating for the cast of the big bang theory
Grinding = A divorce long winded but worth it in the end
Kalie x
Same as before - Multi tabling = bigamy
Fishing = Shark fishing in your kids fish tank
Chipping up = Going out and all your friends paying for your drinks throughout the night
Being felted = Child birth
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Talking pros, I also have Kevin Williams on my table
A lot like going to a vending machine... paying your money, entering a code to get a chocolate bar only to see two fall.
Hitting a set:
A lot like going to a vending machine... paying your money, entering a code and the machine gives you all the chocolate you desire
Getting outdrawn:
A lot like going to a vending machine... paying your money, entering a code and your chocolate getting stuck in the machine.
THE NUT FLUSH = OVER EXUBERANCE WITH CELEBRATIONS ON REACHING THE FINAL TABLE WITH A PIPING HOT CUP OF COFFEE IN YOUR HAND!
Ran pretty awful the whole game, then near the end I couldn't hold all in V a shorty w/ AJ v KQ on an Ace high flop to get back in the middle of the pack, then jammed 33 into 99.