Loving the show as ever. Also loving the fact that I'm freerolling in the roller due to a direct sat win and 2 all in satelitte wins and I'm 3rd in the mini at to moment!
I was taking a break from poker due to a bad run recently and I'm off to a deserty place with the Army soon but I just had to play the mega roller!!
how many poker players does it take to change a light bulb the answer is none! the misses (who doesnt play poker) has got anoyed with the blown bulb and chaged it!
One to change the lightbulb. Fifteen to relate 'bad lightbulb beats'. Three to tell the fifteen to shut up, and that bad lightbulb beats are a part of the lightbulb game. Six to calculate the odds of changing the lightbulb succesfully given the number of lightswitches available. Two to correct the calculations on the basis that some of the lightswitches are in parralell. Five to act out of turn by changing a lightbulb before it had blown. Two to request a Card Room Manager's decision over the out of turn action. Two more to argue that the ruling doesn't conform to Robert's Rules of Lightbulbs. One to ask for a clock to be put on the person changing the bulb.
One to tell you how they do it better in Vegas
One to tell you you have all got it wrong and the ICM lightbulb is a much better way
Can you look at my exit hand from the main please? Ive been 3betting this guy a few times in the last few orbits and just didn't believe he had a hand and was playing back. Do I really need to get it in here with this many BBs??? 751463281 Thanks
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Q:how many poker players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one but for saftey reasons you should only change the bulb on a dry board... unless you've got the nuts
Loving the show as ever. Also loving the fact that I'm freerolling in the roller due to a direct sat win and 2 all in satelitte wins and I'm 3rd in the mini at to moment!
I was taking a break from poker due to a bad run recently and I'm off to a deserty place with the Army soon but I just had to play the mega roller!!
Good Luck to all playing tonight.
Stewart1
That depends; lightbulb changing is about two key things: your position and BRM (blub-replacement management).
Fifteen to relate 'bad lightbulb beats'.
Three to tell the fifteen to shut up, and that bad lightbulb beats are a part of the lightbulb game.
Six to calculate the odds of changing the lightbulb succesfully given the number of lightswitches available.
Two to correct the calculations on the basis that some of the lightswitches are in parralell.
Five to act out of turn by changing a lightbulb before it had blown.
Two to request a Card Room Manager's decision over the out of turn action.
Two more to argue that the ruling doesn't conform to Robert's Rules of Lightbulbs.
One to ask for a clock to be put on the person changing the bulb.
HI rich & reds this is my first post since my major operation 7 weeks ago needles to say im starting to get fitter and happier day bye day
i say 3
ps i sent a email but not sure if you got it so will post it here aswell
off to bed soon as im off up to freemans newcastle in the morning so will record from about 22:30
hi rich and red it takes only one as long as he ladders up
Hi Rich and Red
How many poker players do you need to change a light bulb
Surely only one if it is an energy saving bulb
One, if that player is Phil Hellmuth, he doesn't even need to scre w it in, if he stands still long enough the world revolves around him anyway.
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Thanks