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GELDY

anything not to upset slippy

What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as  and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortunately

DOHHHHHHH

Is this poker related? 

Slipwater

In Response to What would you do:

You are in a queue for a late night bus. Looking like a 30 minute wait given how long the queue is. a guy pushes into the queue near you. What do you say.  1. After you 2. Oy mate the queue starts back there 3. heads up for rollz i tried #2. Unfortunately he was taller, wider, younger and fitter than me. By several multiples in each dimension. He did decide to push in a bit further behind me instead but still. But what can you do? And yes he will be getting off at the same stop. 
Posted by GELDY

Well there are not many people in this world taller, wider, younger, and fitter than I am, so it's not a problem I've ever had to deal with.

Jac35

What would I do?

I would delete my comment

Slipwater

In Response to Re: What would you do:

What would I do? I would delete my comment
Posted by Jac35

The joy of cut 'n' paste.

Tikay10

For those joining late, a VERY confusing thread!

Slipwater

You are in a queue for a 50p/£1 table in your local casino. Looking like a 30 minute wait given how long the queue is. a guy pushes into the queue near you. What do you say.  1. After you 2. Oy mate the queue starts back there 3. heads up for rollz i tried #2. Unfortunately he was taller, wider, younger and fitter than me. By several multiples in each dimension. He did decide to push in a bit further behind me instead but still. But what can you do? And yes he will be sitting in the seat next to me.

Now it's poker related

GELDY

Thanks Slippy

except it would be £1 £2

Tikay10

In Response to Re:.:

You are in a queue for a 50p/£1 table in your local casino. Looking like a 30 minute wait given how long the queue is. a guy pushes into the queue near you. What do you say.  1. After you 2. Oy mate the queue starts back there 3. heads up for rollz i tried #2. Unfortunately he was taller, wider, younger and fitter than me. By several multiples in each dimension. He did decide to push in a bit further behind me instead but still. But what can you do? And yes he will be sitting in the seat next to me. Now it's poker related
Posted by Slipwater

Ahh I see - well that answers Mr Dohhhhhhh's question.

"Yes". 

TeddyBloat

i remember hearing an apocryphal story about a young lad pushing into a long bus queue and the elderly lady at the front allowing everyone now behind the lad go in front of her, and they in turn then allowing the elderly lady to go in front of them hence preserving the original order. aesop for the modern age. very british solution too.

Tikay10

In Response to Re:.:

i remember hearing an apocryphal story about a young lad pushing into a long bus queue and the elderly lady at the front allowing everyone now behind the lad go in front of her, and they in turn then allowing the elderly lady to go in front of them hence preserving the original order. aesop for the modern age. very british solution too.
Posted by TeddyBloat

Yes, very good, except I think Mr Geldy is in Barcelona right now. So perhaps a Spanish solution, does Juan think? 

NoseyBonk

Now with thread title sponsored by DONKUCALLI

aussie09

walk to the first bus upstream?

cenachav

Look, you put the lime in the coconut then shake it all up!  How hard is that to understand?  I pity the fool that doesn't 

Slipwater

...well, now the thread title just sounds like sarcasm.

GELDY

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna:

...well, now the thread title just sounds like sarcasm.
Posted by Slipwater

that's nice

i compliment everyone who provided valid input and you think I'm being sarcastic! 

Slipwater

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna:

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna : that's nice i compliment everyone who provided valid input and you think I'm being sarcastic! 
Posted by GELDY

We can add irony to the pot too

GELDY

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna:

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna : We can add irony to the pot too
Posted by Slipwater

nope

no irony

no sarcasm

just some compliments to everyone who took the time to improve the content all thrown together with a dash of IDCU.

Maybe you're not used to receiving a compliment unless steeped in pathos.

Slipwater

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna:

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna : nope no irony no sarcasm just some compliments to everyone who took the time to improve the content all thrown together with a dash of IDCU. Maybe you're not used to receiving a compliment unless steeped in pathos.
Posted by GELDY

I do love a bit of pathos with my exchanges, it's true.

cenachav

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna:

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna : nope no irony no sarcasm just some compliments to everyone who took the time to improve the content all thrown together with a dash of IDCU. Maybe you're not used to receiving a compliment unless steeped in pathos.
Posted by GELDY

Slippy prefers compliments steeped in Athos or Aramis instead

Slipwater

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna:

In Response to Re: What would you do. Now poker related thanks to that creative genius known as Slipwater and following pertinent observations from DOHHHHHHHH. thread now accessible to even the tikays of the world. Although Jac's idea was probably the best but unfortuna : Slippy prefers compliments steeped in Athos or Aramis instead
Posted by cenachav

Got to hand it to you, mate - that's pretty funny