When Richard was told that Sky Poker were going to drop down the channel listings, he really hoped it was going to be Sky Poker Babes.....and not Sky Sports 4.
Major scandel erupts after secret pictures taken in the labs of a major cosmetic company, seems to explain why their adverts are now saying their products were not tested on animals. A company spokesman said the Chimpanzees refused the job saying it was too risky and the pay was too low.
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Dear Mr Orford
We would like you to front our new Chanel TV campaign.
Please dress appropriately.
#LetsFeelGood
all i need now Is a hot flush
(metaphorically speaking of course) :-)
Richard Orford prepares to meet his new TV wife, tikay, whoever she is...
Proving that Paying Peanuts gets you monkey's
In this case cheeky monkey's! he's hopeless with the blusher!
Giving not taking!
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