The outlaw hordes have been vanquished, and sent scuttling back from whence they came.
One of them was a worthy contender, Sir Shaky of the Aces. For twas he who made it to the final joust, and for a luckbox 2 card player, he played the 4 card game like a demon, causing me to deploy some of my finest swordplay to finally prevail.
The others displayed deviousness. The Fair Samantha distracted me by constant talk and innuendo, to allow others to wound me and take my chips. Sir Slippery of the Slime Water, constantly corrected my grammer in the chatbox, trying to achieve the same end. To be lectured on grammar by someone from the land of mutton molesters, is very offputting indeed, though not as offputting as his hideous Doublet obv.
Although they somewhat succeeded, I was almost down and out, I was out of the first two competitions, suffering grievous wounds, and with seemingly no hope, until, the upsart and pretender Hendo arrived at my table. I remembered your words, "My table for I am the champ", these words inspired me to rally. What would the champ do? He would crush!
The rest as they say is history. The upstart Hendo flattered to deceive, with a min cash in the first round, only due to the deviousness of his cohorts. He will no doubt lick his wounds and be back with more gauntlets to cast down(by the way we could make a few quid selling those for scrap), for he is a persistent little blighter.
67Bhoys 156000 1 £55.50 shakinaces 0 2 £33 rodsy 0 3 £22.50 pomfrittes 0 4 £16.50 card_otter 94000 1 £17.39 w4rlock 0 2 £10.34 Fred777 0 3 £7.05 burnham09 0 4 £5.17 67Bhoys 0 5 £3.76 Ice_Tiger 0 6 £3.29 Well champ, the joust hath ended. The outlaw hordes have been vanquished, and sent scuttling back from whence they came. One of them was a worthy contender, Sir Shaky of the Aces. For twas he who made it to the final joust, and for a luckbox 2 card player, he played the 4 card game like a demon, causing me to deploy some of my finest swordplay to finally prevail. The others displayed deviousness. The Fair Samantha distracted me by constant talk and innuendo, to allow others to wound me and take my chips. Sir Slippery of the Slime Water, constantly corrected my grammer in the chatbox, trying to achieve the same end. To be lectured on grammar by someone from the land of mutton molesters, is very offputting indeed, though not as offputting as his hideous Doublet obv. Although they somewhat succeeded, I was almost down and out, I was out of the first two competitions, suffering grievous wounds, and with seemingly no hope, until, the upsart and pretender Hendo arrived at my table. I remembered your words, "My table for I am the champ", these words inspired me to rally. What would the champ do? He would crush! The rest as they say is history. The upstart Hendo flattered to deceive, with a min cash in the first round, only due to the deviousness of his cohorts. He will no doubt lick his wounds and be back with more gauntlets to cast down(by the way we could make a few quid selling those for scrap), for he is a persistent little blighter. Craig Posted by 67Bhoys
^^ this was working until I fell asleep! Plan was that I lead all the guys off track whispering sweet nothings in their ear, and shaky and hendo (mob) clean up. You were too good for us Craig, Ivano is going to give PLO master classes (he doesn't know this yet) this week to the troops, and we shall be back next week to steal that crown.
Another successful night for Plo8 tonight, numbers are up. From memory, that is 3-weeks in a row maybe more. Not a bad night for the champ, quite pleased really. Not only did I make a FT and cash (that’s 2 demons with 1 blow) I also had four –tourney’s going at the same time, a first for me. In addition, another demon put to rest. I have to say my chat box banter was scarce tonight. Due to the fact I was 3 then 4 tabling early doors, (I can’t cope lol) Once I got the four table’s going, it wasn’t long before 4 became 3 and so on. Another great night of poker tonight, enjoyed by all no doubt. There was a different atmosphere at the table’s tonight (for me anyway) The rail was superb tonight the banter was coming thick and fast. I couldn’t keep up with it, not with me 4 tabling lol (very thin) So a big thanks to Hendo and the outlaw warriors,(the hendo mob lol) who came to conquer and failed. Yes you failed because the champ, had is best ever Thursday night. Now it’s a new month, and with my demons (90%) put to rest. What can possibly stop Team AJ, from becoming the ultimate Plo8 Champion? Come one come all in the month of May and take on the champion, In the real game of poker that is, Plo8. 7.50pm £1.10 BUYIN ..................6 /70 8.25pm £5.50 BUYIN £100 GTD....... 11/ 36 8.40pm £2.20 BUYIN FOSP PL08 £150 GTD... 20 /52 9.20pm £1.10 BUYIN................. 29 /47 Regards Alan (future ultimate Plo8 champion) Posted by ajmilton
Had fun, shame you are rubbish at multi tasking... if only my poker was as good as my chatting abilities - I would crush )
My tongue is dry from licking my wounds......and credit must be given to the champ and his sidekick the wily old west coast warrior 67 of the bhoys (hh). A great effort by sir aces taking the veteran HU in the FOSP event, but he proved just too strong (lucky) .
A fantastic performance in his remaining two events (two early exits) provided ample proof of his mastery, taking the weekly spoils. VWP (teeth are sooooo gritted right now lol).
Seemed like great numbers and hopefully that continues.
Other notable mentions to the the French potato man whose aggro game is a joy to watch (not so much when he has position on you)and the tricky Roy The warlock who had a 4th and a 2nd narrowly losing to the ancient one.
Great fun all night and great railing from those that stayed awake.......Sam xx
Ooo it's just like game of thrones, I leave it open as to which character plays Tyrian Lannister Posted by tomgoodun
As far as I can see Tom, no-one will want to be Tyrian.
I mean who would want to spend most of their days in a Tavern drinking wine and grog, and most of their evenings frolicking with two or more naked, beautiful women, in a house of Ill repute.
67Bhoys 156000 1 £55.50 shakinaces 0 2 £33 rodsy 0 3 £22.50 pomfrittes 0 4 £16.50 card_otter 94000 1 £17.39 w4rlock 0 2 £10.34 Fred777 0 3 £7.05 burnham09 0 4 £5.17 67Bhoys 0 5 £3.76 Ice_Tiger 0 6 £3.29 Well champ, the joust hath ended. The outlaw hordes have been vanquished, and sent scuttling back from whence they came. One of them was a worthy contender, Sir Shaky of the Aces. For twas he who made it to the final joust, and for a luckbox 2 card player, he played the 4 card game like a demon, causing me to deploy some of my finest swordplay to finally prevail. The others displayed deviousness. The Fair Samantha distracted me by constant talk and innuendo, to allow others to wound me and take my chips. Sir Slippery of the Slime Water, constantly corrected my grammer in the chatbox, trying to achieve the same end. To be lectured on grammar by someone from the land of mutton molesters, is very offputting indeed, though not as offputting as his hideous Doublet obv. Although they somewhat succeeded, I was almost down and out, I was out of the first two competitions, suffering grievous wounds, and with seemingly no hope, until, the upsart and pretender Hendo arrived at my table. I remembered your words, "My table for I am the champ", these words inspired me to rally. What would the champ do? He would crush! The rest as they say is history. The upstart Hendo flattered to deceive, with a min cash in the first round, only due to the deviousness of his cohorts. He will no doubt lick his wounds and be back with more gauntlets to cast down(by the way we could make a few quid selling those for scrap), for he is a persistent little blighter. Craig Posted by 67Bhoys
Ha! Sir, this verse makes you an even worthier victor than I proclaimed in... yonder... night(?)
67Bhoys 156000 1 £55.50 shakinaces 0 2 £33 rodsy 0 3 £22.50 pomfrittes 0 4 £16.50 card_otter 94000 1 £17.39 w4rlock 0 2 £10.34 Fred777 0 3 £7.05 burnham09 0 4 £5.17 67Bhoys 0 5 £3.76 Ice_Tiger 0 6 £3.29 Well champ, the joust hath ended. The outlaw hordes have been vanquished, and sent scuttling back from whence they came. One of them was a worthy contender, Sir Shaky of the Aces. For twas he who made it to the final joust, and for a luckbox 2 card player, he played the 4 card game like a demon, causing me to deploy some of my finest swordplay to finally prevail. The others displayed deviousness. The Fair Samantha distracted me by constant talk and innuendo, to allow others to wound me and take my chips. Sir Slippery of the Slime Water, constantly corrected my grammer in the chatbox, trying to achieve the same end. To be lectured on grammar by someone from the land of mutton molesters, is very offputting indeed, though not as offputting as his hideous Doublet obv. Although they somewhat succeeded, I was almost down and out, I was out of the first two competitions, suffering grievous wounds, and with seemingly no hope, until, the upsart and pretender Hendo arrived at my table. I remembered your words, "My table for I am the champ", these words inspired me to rally. What would the champ do? He would crush! The rest as they say is history. The upstart Hendo flattered to deceive, with a min cash in the first round, only due to the deviousness of his cohorts. He will no doubt lick his wounds and be back with more gauntlets to cast down(by the way we could make a few quid selling those for scrap), for he is a persistent little blighter. Craig Posted by 67Bhoys
great post Craig, have to say i was reading it with a smile on my face.
Untill i got to the highlighted bit. Bad timing on my part. I just took a mouthful of
the lovely miss Ar-twa and boom, she ended up all over my keyboard.
Proper made me lol (i think a little bit wee came out lol)
Good effort in the 20.40pm last night, finishing 1st beating the late commer
to the Hendo Mob i think his name was wobbley bullets'
I hear that the Maiden, chatterbox Sam is going rally the troops,
and mount another challenge next week.(bring it on)
Also she has enlisted the help of someone called Ivano
to give them a master class in plo.
That'll be fun when they turn up to play PLO8.
They are more than welcome to join us on Sunday for the
7.15pm FOSP Sunday league game. Oh wait it's only one table.
I dont think they could handle the champ, on one table.
Sorry to be cause of such mirth and merriment, that Miss Art Twa got sprayed all over your keyboard, must make it proper sticky. As for the little bit of wee, well it happens to us all now and again, but there are products available to keep your hose from getting embarrassing stains. Not good for the street cred I'm told.
I'm glad to see your on form Champ with your final tables and cashes last night.
I fear that you will need to be on top form in next Thursdays Joust. News reaches me that Sir Shaky of the Aces, has sought advice from Suzy who bears the numbers of the Devil. I fear that he will become a disciple and try to glean as much knowledge as he can. If he even learns half of what Suzy knows, then he will be a force to be reckoned with, for she, who bears the numbers of the devil, is, as we both know, a demon on the PLO8 tables.
Furthermore, I hear tell that Suzy has despatched Sir Shaky on a quest, in order for him to prove he will be a worthy disciple. He travels to the deepest darkest reaches of the Amazon, to try and discover ancient scrolls, written by wise scribes(jeff hwang Omaha book and the dan deppen one), who are masters of the art of four card Jousting.
I fear that if he contacts the Amazonians, and they deliver unto him the scrolls, he will devour the knowledge hidden within, and use it to assist the usurper Hendo, in his bid to dislodge the crown from your head.
I have sent a message to the Amazonians, enquiring of the ancient scrolls, and I fear that they may deliver them to Sir Shaky, in return for a few baubles. One of the Amazonians however gave me hope, he says that we must go to the land called Stalk. There we must seek a man who, rumour has it, can throw projectiles at more than 100mph. His name is Raymond Lilley, possibly related to Dennis Lilley by the sounds of things. It is also rumoured that he has, like Sir Dennis, a fearsome temper. But the Amazonian says that, temper Ray Lilley out of Stalk is our only hope. Methinks it may be a forlorn hope.
Sorry to be cause of such mirth and merriment, that Miss Art Twa got sprayed all over your keyboard, must make it proper sticky. As for the little bit of wee, well it happens to us all now and again, but there are products available to keep your hose from getting embarrassing stains. Not good for the street cred I'm told. Posted by 67Bhoys
Just so you know Craig I am prepared this evening.
I went to a place called Pamporium, where you can buy a new strange garment,
to fit about your person. Just in case there is a fit of uncontrollable loling.
Registered30 / 10001LENNYC - £122ajmilton - £7.503theplayer - £4.504cassielou - £3.305tazl2024 - £2.70Game 2 just starting come and join me If you dare., that is lol Regards Alan (teacher of plo8 )
Strike that as i was typing above post, the 9.20 failed to start next one at 1025 =£3.30 buy in come on, have a go. Regards Alan ( the bloke who crush's plo8) EDIT== Just shy of a top 10 position but hey, you have to let the under studie's have a go wsop001 56000 1 £42 Scottsnot 0 2 £25.20 raymo 0 3 £16.80 oldgolf 0 4 67Bhoys 0 5 churchy18 0 6 HENDRIK62 0 7 BacardiKid 0 8 smoki3 0 9 zagalo8614 0 10 ajmilton 0 11 Posted by ajmilton
I hear tell that Brian of the church the blue, from the land of the Bears, has proclaimed across PLO8 land that he will also throw down his gauntlet and bid for the crown. It seems that challengers are no longer fearful of the champ, despite all your final tables and cashes.
I fear that you, by allowing the pretender Hendo, and Brian of the church of the blue, to finish above the champ in one tournament, may have made them bolder, and given them false hope of taking the golden crown.
I look forward to seeing you smite them down, for you would not be wanting to eat any of that humble pie, as it must be a bit stale by now.
In Response to Re: A Challenge for No-limit Hold'em players! Can you handle it? Thursday night is the BIG One! Results... Hendo Mob=0 The Champ =1 : I hear tell that Brian of the church the blue, from the land of the Bears, has proclaimed across PLO8 land that he will also throw down his gauntlet and bid for the crown. It seems that challengers are no longer fearful of the champ, despite all your final tables and cashes. I fear that you, by allowing the pretender Hendo, and Brian of the church of the blue, to finish above the champ in one tournament, may have made them bolder, and given them false hope of taking the golden crown. I look forward to seeing you smite them down, for you would not be wanting to eat any of that humble pie, as it must be a bit stale by now. Craig Posted by 67Bhoys
It saddens the champ to hear that a regular plopper, Brian of the church the blue.
Has decided to show his allegiance to the pretender that is, Hendo of the mob.
I wonder if they will be bold and brave enough to show up tonight, in the
FOSP Sunday league game which starts at 15 minutes past the 19th hour.
3K starting stack 10 minute blinds £3.30 buy-in (what’s not to like).
If the pretender and the 2-card jouster’s of the Hendo Mob, do decide to show up
Moreover, venture into the land of plo8, in a bid to take the champs crown. (no chance)
Primarily they have to dodge the many loyal ploppers, who frequent
My kingdom and will no doubt wound, and relieve them of chips.
So when they do happen upon the champs table, in their weak feeble form.
I will not hesitate, in teaching them a lesson and smite them down.
I would never usually contradict the champ, but methinks you have the wrong end of the stick.
Brian of the church of the blue, would not want to support Hendo of the Hendo mob, in his bid for the crown. These two pretenders are from different tribes, that have been warring against each other for championships, for many past decades.
A knave from the land of the bears, would eat his own sword arm, rather than use it to assist a knave from the land of the jungle jims achieve the status of Champion.
I would never usually contradict the champ, but methinks you have the wrong end of the stick. Brian of the church of the blue, would not want to support Hendo of the Hendo mob, in his bid for the crown. These two pretenders are from different tribes, that have been warring against each other for championships, for many past decades. A knave from the land of the bears, would eat his own sword arm, rather than use it to assist a knave from the land of the jungle jims achieve the status of Champion. Posted by 67Bhoys
I think i understand thee, t'was the other day that,Brian of the church of the blue.
Did say to me, that he was baying for your blood. Because you herald from the same land but
you are of the colour Green, If you say the the pretender is of said Green colour.
Then i understand that Brian of the church of the blue, will not share his allegiance
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The outlaw hordes have been vanquished, and sent scuttling back from whence they came.
One of them was a worthy contender, Sir Shaky of the Aces. For twas he who made it to the final joust, and for a luckbox 2 card player, he played the 4 card game like a demon, causing me to deploy some of my finest swordplay to finally prevail.
The others displayed deviousness. The Fair Samantha distracted me by constant talk and innuendo, to allow others to wound me and take my chips. Sir Slippery of the Slime Water, constantly corrected my grammer in the chatbox, trying to achieve the same end. To be lectured on grammar by someone from the land of mutton molesters, is very offputting indeed, though not as offputting as his hideous Doublet obv.
Although they somewhat succeeded, I was almost down and out, I was out of the first two competitions, suffering grievous wounds, and with seemingly no hope, until, the upsart and pretender Hendo arrived at my table. I remembered your words, "My table for I am the champ", these words inspired me to rally. What would the champ do? He would crush!
The rest as they say is history. The upstart Hendo flattered to deceive, with a min cash in the first round, only due to the deviousness of his cohorts. He will no doubt lick his wounds and be back with more gauntlets to cast down(by the way we could make a few quid selling those for scrap), for he is a persistent little blighter.
Craig
Another successful night for Plo8 tonight, numbers are up.
From memory, that is 3-weeks in a row maybe more.
Not a bad night for the champ, quite pleased really.
Not only did I make a FT and cash (that’s 2 demons with 1 blow)
I also had four –tourney’s going at the same time, a first for me.
In addition, another demon put to rest.
I have to say my chat box banter was scarce tonight.
Due to the fact I was 3 then 4 tabling early doors, (I can’t cope lol)
Once I got the four table’s going, it wasn’t long before 4 became 3 and so on.
Another great night of poker tonight, enjoyed by all no doubt.
There was a different atmosphere at the table’s tonight (for me anyway)
The rail was superb tonight the banter was coming thick and fast.
I couldn’t keep up with it, not with me 4 tabling lol (very thin)
So a big thanks to Hendo and the outlaw warriors,(the hendo mob lol)
who came to conquer and failed. Yes you failed because the champ,
had is best ever Thursday night.
Now it’s a new month, and with my demons (90%) put to rest.
What can possibly stop Team AJ, from becoming the ultimate Plo8 Champion?
Come one come all in the month of May and take on the champion,
In the real game of poker that is, Plo8.
8.40pm £2.20 BUYIN FOSP PL08 £150 GTD...20/52
9.20pm £1.10 BUYIN.................29/47
Regards Alan (future ultimate Plo8 champion)
I mean who would want to spend most of their days in a Tavern drinking wine and grog, and most of their evenings frolicking with two or more naked, beautiful women, in a house of Ill repute.
So............If no-one else wants it.............
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I'm glad to see your on form Champ with your final tables and cashes last night.
I fear that you will need to be on top form in next Thursdays Joust. News reaches me that Sir Shaky of the Aces, has sought advice from Suzy who bears the numbers of the Devil. I fear that he will become a disciple and try to glean as much knowledge as he can. If he even learns half of what Suzy knows, then he will be a force to be reckoned with, for she, who bears the numbers of the devil, is, as we both know, a demon on the PLO8 tables.
Furthermore, I hear tell that Suzy has despatched Sir Shaky on a quest, in order for him to prove he will be a worthy disciple. He travels to the deepest darkest reaches of the Amazon, to try and discover ancient scrolls, written by wise scribes(jeff hwang Omaha book and the dan deppen one), who are masters of the art of four card Jousting.
I fear that if he contacts the Amazonians, and they deliver unto him the scrolls, he will devour the knowledge hidden within, and use it to assist the usurper Hendo, in his bid to dislodge the crown from your head.
I have sent a message to the Amazonians, enquiring of the ancient scrolls, and I fear that they may deliver them to Sir Shaky, in return for a few baubles. One of the Amazonians however gave me hope, he says that we must go to the land called Stalk. There we must seek a man who, rumour has it, can throw projectiles at more than 100mph. His name is Raymond Lilley, possibly related to Dennis Lilley by the sounds of things. It is also rumoured that he has, like Sir Dennis, a fearsome temper. But the Amazonian says that, temper Ray Lilley out of Stalk is our only hope. Methinks it may be a forlorn hope.
Craig
Regards Alan (teacher of plo8 )
I fear that you, by allowing the pretender Hendo, and Brian of the church of the blue, to finish above the champ in one tournament, may have made them bolder, and given them false hope of taking the golden crown.
I look forward to seeing you smite them down, for you would not be wanting to eat any of that humble pie, as it must be a bit stale by now.
Craig
It saddens the champ to hear that a regular plopper, Brian of the church the blue.
Has decided to show his allegiance to the pretender that is, Hendo of the mob.
I wonder if they will be bold and brave enough to show up tonight, in the
FOSP Sunday league game which starts at 15 minutes past the 19th hour.
3K starting stack 10 minute blinds £3.30 buy-in (what’s not to like).
If the pretender and the 2-card jouster’s of the Hendo Mob, do decide to show up
Moreover, venture into the land of plo8, in a bid to take the champs crown. (no chance)
Primarily they have to dodge the many loyal ploppers, who frequent
My kingdom and will no doubt wound, and relieve them of chips.
So when they do happen upon the champs table, in their weak feeble form.
I will not hesitate, in teaching them a lesson and smite them down.
Regards Alan (plo8 champion slayer)
Brian of the church of the blue, would not want to support Hendo of the Hendo mob, in his bid for the crown. These two pretenders are from different tribes, that have been warring against each other for championships, for many past decades.
A knave from the land of the bears, would eat his own sword arm, rather than use it to assist a knave from the land of the jungle jims achieve the status of Champion.