Officer Drivel...?

goldon

"Trick or Treat"  was invented by  American Dentist.!   

goldon

  "Paddy" Insures his Wife for Million Pounds then phones " Rentokill "

goldon

Paddy calls Mick and tells him he wants his money back from "Rentokill"  because the Wife is still waking about but he has six dead Rats on the Lawn.  

goldon

   "This is Serious"   The Sun Newspaper is Guilty of Cover-ups.?   You seen page 3 lately. !

goldon

Tomorrow  Halloween ........... next the Tooth Fairy. 

goldon

  "GOODBYE"   ...... Oops!   I mean " GOODBUY"  Ordered Pizza delivered by this Gorgeous Girl. 

Who say's there's no luck while playing Poker. ?  

goldon

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD" : Cant possibly comment as apparently im sexist.
Posted by chilling

It does exist its a place ...... There's  ESSEX  ....... MIDDLESEX ...... and  DOWNRIGHTSEX

It makes the World go round and fill's it up.!

goldon

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

What goes on in sussex and wessex then?  sparcely populated.
Posted by chilling

They hand jive teen thing.!

goldon

If your looking for sensible responses then your in the wrong thread.!

goldon

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD" : Do i have to change my suit?
Posted by chilling

 
No just your sweaty socks.

goldon

 Life .... like Poker, its about having Fun.   Enjoy it,  don't destroy it.

goldon

Would a slap round the chops with a smelly Kipper ....... do it.!

goldon

Getting Cold feet ...... turned up the Heat ........ the Chill ...... has gone.?

goldon

  Christmas is coming........... "Oh!  GOODY."

goldon

  Bonfire Night  Fireworks  dogs barking ** bangs**   Woosh flash bang ..... money being burnt. ?

goldon

 Neglect is all around ..... Thread going to waste ..... me not caring  ..... really need some funny jokes. ?

goldon

Strange !    Keep waking up hour early ... going back to sleep....  getting up hour late. 

goldon

Do our elected MPs run the Country .....or ..... Law Court Judges.?

chilling

Neither....... The Banks.

goldon

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

Neither....... The Banks.
Posted by chilling

So that would be America that run our Country.!