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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
                                                     "Eureka"                           

     Shoe manufacturers now telling us (not) to wear the same shoe's every day,  you must buy two pair rotate them thus letting them dry out from your sweaty feet each day maintaining the leather and making them last longer.  If you buy two pair they last twice as long if you buy three they last three time's as long. .... you do the math's.!

     I found if you put your feet up ...... they last even longer.
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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited December 2016
    There is a lady in my village that sells the Big Issue,has done for years.East european i think. She has always shopped in Waitrose.1+1=3?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Rubbish Re-Cycling:
    There is a lady in my village that sells the Big Issue,has done for years.East european i think. She has always shopped in Waitrose.1+1=3?
    Posted by chilling

    The Female Security Guard frisk's them on the way out.  That's how Paddy & Mick get their sexual pleasures.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":
    Did you know, that volunteering for something that you are not accomplished in, can lead to utter HUMILIATION ...... gl goldon. A good cause though.
    Posted by chilling
    What's in a name change.?    Lucky 7 striker shirt. ..... now Goldon7
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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":
    In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD" : What's in a name change.?    Lucky 7 striker shirt. ..... now Goldon7
    Posted by goldon
    Shhh, don't tell Graham, he's quite particular.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
                             "Can't Pay we'll take it away."


     D ... Day tomorrow ..... Wednesday the removal men. 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
    Think I've broken the Camera in the Photo-Booth.  Cheers 
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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited December 2016
    Are you fully covered?
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:
    [QUOTE]Are you fully covered?
    Posted by chilling

    Wont know till they fix the camera....... but ....... think my weakness will show.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:
    Are you fully covered?
    Posted by chilling
                 Physically Mentally Financially

    When you reach a certain age in Life you should always be covered.
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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit :              Physically Mentally Financially When you reach a certain age in Life you should always be covered.
    Posted by goldon
     Hence the need for an en suite.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit :  Hence the need for an en suite.
    Posted by chilling
    Potty under the Bed. 
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
     Has Sky employed "Usain Bolt"   struggle to win a race. 
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,399
    edited December 2016
    I am Spartacus and i am a Centurion
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:
    I am Spartacus and i am a Centurion
    Posted by VespaPX
    Me Finks he was a "Spartan" the Romans made him fight as Gladiator.  Someone be along in a minute to correct me.!   Chill out till then.

    On a lighter note .... could I borrow your Vespa if it does 65+ mph  ..... only way to beat The Bolt in Poker race.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
                               "Alway's read the Label"

    Twiddling me thumbs yesterday so entered Omaha free roll at 5.30 evening,  first time as normally play Holden.

    So (thinking) it was Hi Lo Omaha couldn't understand why my low hand were losing. Durrrrrr !

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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:
    I am Spartacus and i am a Centurion
    Posted by VespaPX
    wtf, now i know.Is he one of your fb friends vespa? And heres me thinking you had lost the plot.
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  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:
    I am Spartacus and i am a Centurion
    Posted by VespaPX
    No I am Spartacaus xx
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited December 2016
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:
    In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit : No I am Spartacaus xx
    Posted by paige55
      "Stop it  you Lot."  You know fine well,  I'm  Asparagus. !
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  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited December 2016
    Now stop this I am sproutsagus xx
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