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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,399
    edited January 2017
    Am i a freak?

    I write right handed.
    I throw a ball left handed but bowl a cricket ball right handed.
    I play pool & darts left handed.
    I play golf right handed.
    I shoot a rifle left handed but a pistol right handed.
    Football left footed.
    I can play poker with 2 or 4 cards (debatable).



  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
    Am i a freak? I write right handed. I throw a ball left handed but bowl a cricket ball right handed. I play pool & darts left handed. I play golf right handed. I shoot a rifle left handed but a pistol right handed. Football left footed. I can play poker with 2 or 4 cards (debatable).
    Posted by VespaPX
    Are your testosterone levels low?
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,399
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
    In Response to Re: ColdWater : Are your testosterone levels low?
    Posted by chilling
    Dunno how can you tell?
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,399
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
    Indecision
    Posted by chilling
    I'll have to have a think about that.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited January 2017
    I think you have a touch of synethesia. Just to be sure, can you take your clothes of behind the screen please.
    Synesthesia. I was trying to type that left handed.Im obv not.
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,399
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
    I think you have a touch of synethesia. Just to be sure, can you take your clothes of behind the screen please.
    Posted by chilling
    Oooo err Matron
  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited January 2017
    Hi Don so glad Annie is home send her my best wishes for a speedy recovery xxx I Can help you with 0zzy but not going to Woof Woof  :):):):)
  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited January 2017
                                           when is it frozen when there is ice cream on your car wind screen,How do I get the page to drop down,what is wrong with my Pc buy a new one,or sell the one I have,Turn a page and read another chapter but I do not have a book,smile while you paint,i hate painting xx :):):)
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
                                           when is it frozen when there is ice cream on your car wind screen,How do I get the page to drop down,what is wrong with my Pc buy a new one,or sell the one I have,Turn a page and read another chapter but I do not have a book,smile while you paint,i hate painting xx :):):)
    Posted by paige55
    Have you lot come over here from Al's Bar.........Calling the Forum Police to have you all Breathalyser'd.


    TY Trish,  Annie's home from Hospital now only minor Operation standard procedure back at her sisters, she said, to say thank you for your concern sends you Hug and good wish's hopes your well, misses everyone.
    Her account has been closed by Sky through not using it but not bothered she has no time anymore to play.    Told her she can re-open it if she want's.  She's bit sore and I told her to stay home for few day's but do women listen.  I know she's ok because I got ear bashing for not watering her indoor plants. Welcome Home Love.!  
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
    Am i a freak? I write right handed. I throw a ball left handed but bowl a cricket ball right handed. I play pool & darts left handed. I play golf right handed. I shoot a rifle left handed but a pistol right handed. Football left footed. I can play poker with 2 or 4 cards (debatable).
    Posted by VespaPX
      DAVID  BLAINE  shot his rifle left handed when he is right handed.    result outcome disappointing he survived.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
    In Response to Re: ColdWater : I'll have to have a think about that.
    Posted by VespaPX
    Not what chill said........it's amnesia
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
    Am i a freak? I write right handed. I throw a ball left handed but bowl a cricket ball right handed. I play pool & darts left handed. I play golf right handed. I shoot a rifle left handed but a pistol right handed. Football left footed. I can play poker with 2 or 4 cards (debatable).
    Posted by VespaPX
    missed out the most important one. Which hand for holding your pint?
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
    In Response to Re: ColdWater : missed out the most important one. Which hand for holding your pint?
    Posted by chilling
    This mis- print Chill  ...... didn't  "Sleeping Beauty" fall asleep after one. ?
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
    Who would have thought a pair of designer shoe's at a Children's Party would be better entertainment than a Bouncy Castle.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: ColdWater:
    Am i a freak? I write right handed. I throw a ball left handed but bowl a cricket ball right handed. I play pool & darts left handed. I play golf right handed. I shoot a rifle left handed but a pistol right handed. Football left footed. I can play poker with 2 or 4 cards (debatable).
    Posted by VespaPX
    After a rebrowse, the cricket oddity does indeed indicate that you are le freak. When you lose your wicket, do the fielders sing Ah Freak Out!
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
    So who's been telling Porkies. ?  selling ......... never know whats in anything now-a-days.

    Hanabal Lecter works in Fast Food Factory as sausage & meat pie packer.  "The Things Humans Eat"  
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
     The Chinese will eat anything I thought the live crickets were for peoples pet snakes, lizards but they were offering me one to try. 
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
    In Response to Re: Tumble Weed Country:
    Talking of hunting, there is a great many famous sports folk, actors etc in the USA that think sneeking up on wildlife and killing them stone cold dead, is hunting?vvvvvvvvvvvv you putting words in my mouth Vespa?
    Posted by chilling
     Post was correct at issue;  Words in mouth are acceptable.  Other things NO!

     The US Dentist and others like him are the real life Idiots in this World and the Governments that allow them to do it even worse. 

    Britt's are not any better, as the chap who collected Butterfly's captured two rare blue protected species just reintroduced after becoming extinct in the UK.... killed them for his collection.

    I thought collecting Butterfly's and Bird egg's was banned in the UK as their numbers are falling.  When I was at School, it was what boys did as hobbies, bird nesting and collecting egg's was not considered wrong.  Now how-ever with all the information out there,  no excuse especially adult men who are aware wild life is in danger. If not checked we will only see Animals in zoo's or on film.  I noticed last Summer very few Butterfly and Bee's in the Garden and the Hedgehog that tracked across our lawn had vanished.  Run over by a car ?  you don't see them in the middle of the road squashed flat.   So the solution adopt a Polar Bear or Siberian Tiger we'll send you a picture .....Mm!  never know if or where your money goes.  I won't be around when man destroys man no need for Nuclear Bomb.  On a Happy'er note Winter is coming tomorrow. Oh! goody.


     



  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
            "You are What you Eat"

    "That makes me Skippy then"!..........was at friends Barbie evening in Oz and half way through what I thought was Beef Burger heard voice say " get it down yer mate before it Hop's away.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,056
    edited January 2017
                            "WHY"

     Why does it always Rain when you go out and forget to take a Brolly.

     Why does the Bus arrive late when your in a Hurry.

     Why do they never get a clear picture of a U.F.O.

     Why am I bothering with this Thread. ?

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