Officer Drivel...?

goldon

 Lady Gaga is the love child of "Lord Lucan" and his Nanny,

paige55

paige55 is pregnant

paige55

Her husband does not no yet please do not tell xxx

goldon

In Response to Re: Fake News:

paige55 is pregnant
Posted by paige55

Rosemary's Baby.?

goldon

In Response to Re: Fake News:

Her husband does not no yet please do not tell xxx
Posted by paige55

D.N.A. testing will confirm the Damian seed.

goldon

The Titanic was torpedoed by an American Submarine.

goldon

Women will rule the World by the year 2030  Men will be abolished. ?

goldon

 Easter Egg's are to be Banned.......... due to upsetting Chickens.

goldon

Sky Poker TV to return next month in Cinemascope with Kelly Brook & Sir David Beckham as presenters.

goldon

After touring Railway Museums & Cement Factory's with TK in the sixties RichOrf new job after leaving Sky will be stage performer in working men's clubs with the Ferret down the trouser's act.

goldon

 The Full House Birthday Free Roll tonight at 8.30  will be stopped when the Fire Alarms go off and everyone has to evacuate the Building .

goldon

              "Tilt never hurt Pisa"

 

goldon

                          Security for the United States of America

American Border Control will now ask Islamic Tourists if they belong to Terrorist Group and plan to Bomb the White House........... those saying yes will be locked up.

goldon

You would have thought that having two of things would be a Bonus.

goldon

    The Great Wall was China's Idea first.

China is livid and assembled their Terra-cotta Army ready to invade America

goldon

Must be getting Old ........ I thought   "Flying without Wings"   was a Helicopter ride.

goldon

I may-be a few cigarettes short of a Packet ....... but I have stopped smoking.

goldon

 Comedians are poorly pay'ed and Laughed at.

goldon

Donald Trump didn't beat the Record when he was caught out by Mr Shaky Hand.

goldon

 My Comments  "Love a DUCK"