Tikay owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno!!!
Tikay is not going senile, although he did once make the mistake of thinking that Davina macall was Dave "devil fish" Ulliot in disguise. He shouted all kinds of obscenities, and he still denies taking Davina to the Empire Leicester Square to make amends
After Tikays poor form over the last few weeks at the poker tables. last week he spent 4 days recording and shooting a video of his first "chart topping song" his words not my own.
The first three and a half days in makeup and half a day on the song. as you can see the makeup is good shame about the song.
Tikay is poker's answer to Chuck Norris. He doesn't win pots. The chips run to him out of sheer fear of what will happen if they don't. Posted by Sky_Dave
A Russian archaeologist once tried to find out how old Tikay is, by seeing how many rings he has Posted by oynutter
The only time Richard Orford can beat Tony Kendall is in scrabble, as his full name is worth 23 points compared to Tikay's which is only worth 19 !!
19 was a song by Paul Hardcastle who strangely enough was also born on the 10th of the month just like Tikay (albeit 10 years later). His song was at the top of charts for 5 weeks. Tikay's highest paid finish in his 1st year playing poker (2003) was also 5th. I have no idea where I am going with this !!
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I'm not laughing. I'm not.
" stick em in, see what happens "
Groan at you all.
I think the photo of that rubber glove was a bit below the belt.
Sigh. That is all.
Who bumped that?
I know you wanted to tell me the full story at Blackpool Tikay, but i was already half an hour late and had to take my seat. Cheers for the photo tho
Maybe another time
19 was a song by Paul Hardcastle who strangely enough was also born on the 10th of the month just like Tikay (albeit 10 years later). His song was at the top of charts for 5 weeks. Tikay's highest paid finish in his 1st year playing poker (2003) was also 5th. I have no idea where I am going with this !!
I don't even play scrabble !!