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SORT YOUR SOFTWARE

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  • DiogenesDiogenes Member Posts: 42
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    What was your previous alias out of interest?
    Posted by hhyftrftdr
    WalterMitty
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited May 2016
    Hey i was on same table as diogenes in mayhem, but nothing to report apart from his exit hand.Gloss over that.
    Tbh ,i did see some unusual pocket cards tonight.All these in succsession.66×2, k10×2 but the most unusual was 68h×2, last one being odds of........................waiting for a cleverer person than moi.
  • DiogenesDiogenes Member Posts: 42
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    Hey i was on same table as diogenes in mayhem, but nothing to report apart from his exit hand.Gloss over that. Tbh ,i did see some unusual pocket cards tonight.All these in succsession.66×2, k10×2 but the most unusual was 68h×2, last one being odds of........................waiting for a cleverer person than moi.
    Posted by chilling[/QUOTEA mayhem freerool,...... jeez, what was the buy-in? you be careful with your euros dude!!!!

    i'm gonna try get sky poker in nursing homes, could improve the output/input! Any thoughts?




  • CATCH-22CATCH-22 Member Posts: 270
    edited May 2016
    gotta love a tryer eh
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited May 2016
    Never had or used a euro so thats incorrect,sterling for me.I see all sites have very strange and bizarre outcomes in certain hands, but unless it favours an indivual im not bothered.It is a level playing field unless you can prove me wrong.I would expect the better players to be more aggrieved as they would have more to lose.Is your objective to get an outcry of agreement and leave your handprint in the wet concrete.
  • DiogenesDiogenes Member Posts: 42
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    Never had or used a euro so thats incorrect,sterling for me.I see all sites have very strange and bizarre outcomes in certain hands, but unless it favours an indivual im not bothered.It is a level playing field unless you can prove me wrong.I would expect the better players to be more aggrieved as they would have more to lose.Is your objective to get an outcry of agreement and leave your handprint in the wet concrete.
    Posted by chilling
    you don't know the odds of certain hole cards and their repeats (i do) when all you have to do is google? Yet you feel you have the right and ammunition to gun for me? Go away lightweight and leave it for the sarcastic like hhdhhtyyyhddrssffhhtyrry!!!
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE : you don't know the odds of certain hole cards and their repeats (i do) when all you have to do is google? Yet you feel you have the right and ammunition to gun for me? Go away lightweight and leave it for the sarcastic like hhdhhtyyyhddrssffhhtyrry!!!
    Posted by Diogenes
    Can you please tell me how you use your equation for variance against bluffers,misclicks and luckbox's.
    I cant understand why an intelligent person like yourself would winge.Unless of course its power seeking.No good on me as i treat everyone the same.
  • CATCH-22CATCH-22 Member Posts: 270
    edited May 2016
     Go away lightweight and leave it for the sarcastic like hhdhhtyyyhddrssffhhtyrry!!!

    lol fame at last
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited May 2016
    So ive heard he is a heavyweight lol.
  • DiogenesDiogenes Member Posts: 42
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE :
    Hey i was on same table as diogenes in mayhem, but nothing to report apart from his exit hand.Gloss over that. Tbh ,i did see some unusual pocket cards tonight.All these in succsession.66×2, k10×2 but the most unusual was 68h×2, last one being odds of........................waiting for a cleverer person than moi. Posted by chilling[/QUOTEA mayhem freerool,...... jeez, what was the buy-in? you be careful with your euros dude!!!! i'm gonna try get sky poker in nursing homes, could improve the output/input! Any thoughts?
    Posted by Diogenes
    check my beats tonight with best hand,; losing on the river when ahead 4x or more post flop, called from nutters when dominated and runner runner outs, at least 4 river beats when massive odds on pre-flop. I still cashed and had to fold winning hands, it's impossible poker, it's a disgrace, and Orford, Tikay, Channing and the rest are well aware of it, paid monkeys cos there's peanuts in the punters pot.


  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited May 2016
    Your exit hand in the mayhem was AJo against KK. and you didnt improve.You still had time to choose a better spot.Not a bad beat i acknowledge that, but if you cant cope with badbeats then you should find some other place that meets your requirements.
    It is common knowledge that poker is a game of chance, and no matter what your IQ is or your accumalation of maths degrees is, you will find that they are not the makeup of  a 100% winning player.There isnt one.Good morning.
  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,619
    edited May 2016


    Congrats Mr Diogenes on your 15th out of 189 players in last night's Mini.

    Obv without this dodgy software on this dodgy site, you would have won it. 

    Diogenes
    15£31.25
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    Congrats Mr Diogenes on your 15th out of 189 players in last night's Mini. Obv without this dodgy software on this dodgy site, you would have won it.  Diogenes 15 £31.25
    Posted by MAXALLY
    It was the fact he complained so eloquently that Sky tweaked the R.N.G. to let him win, he fluffed it by playing.?  

    Please note this was one time only gesture by Sky to shut you up. !
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE : check my beats tonight with best hand,; losing on the river when ahead 4x or more post flop, called from nutters when dominated and runner runner outs, at least 4 river beats when massive odds on pre-flop. I still cashed and had to fold winning hands, it's impossible poker, it's a disgrace, and Orford, Tikay, Channing and the rest are well aware of it, paid monkeys cos there's peanuts in the punters pot.
    Posted by Diogenes
    Yeah, technically thats called RUNNING BAD.
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited May 2016

    great read.

    you clearly seek to be admired by all around and write a good game, diogenes.  when you become a slightly better player you will look back at your posts with some regret.  when you become a very good player you will just laugh.




     
  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
     Go away lightweight and leave it for the sarcastic like hhdhhtyyyhddrssffhhtyrry!!! lol fame at last
    Posted by CATCH-22
    My ears are burning.
  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    So ive heard he is a heavyweight lol.
    Posted by chilling
    I wouldn't believe all you hear about me.

    But yes the above is correct.
  • The_RuinerThe_Ruiner Member Posts: 58
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE : I didn't reference the 120 tournies as a mark for scrutiny, somebody else did, but the 500,000 hands were mine and the simple process of investing in a software programe that collates information for reference, was to check everything from gameplay to hand production and outcomes. I used it through all the sites I played and with good reason, you seem not to understand? As for proof that such hasn't happened with regard the math required to shuffle a deck of cards the same way twice, why don't you do some math yourself? Reason why not, you can't and that's why your comments are nonsense. Do the numbers or don't comment and make yourself look stupid. Let the troll police do their worst and remove the post, I won't lose sleep over being better informed than you and you skriking through ignorance.
    Posted by Diogenes
    Diogenes is spot on
    this has been one of the best threads I've seen on here.

    I play every night and am noticing the same outcomes  at critical moments with pocket A's or K's
    I do understand that we play many more hands online and I don't expect to always win.
    I love poker and will continue to play on this site regardless of whether my P&L goes further down or back up.

    I cannot get my head round how many times I bomb out of tournaments when going all in with the best hand.
    it seems to happen more often in either a big tournament or the bigger stack I am against calls with junk and then I get taken out.

    I have been on sky for a few years now. my biggest frustration is that I know I am a better player than my results show.
    my concern is that I will never make that next step up that I desire because of the crazy suck outs that happen far too often.
    I know this is a gambling site but surely if I am making good moves, calls etc I should eventually see signs of progress!?
    99% of the people on here are good and i am enjoying their company at the tables. it would leave a really bad taste if all of us are being disadvantaged by something that Sky is deliberately doing with the software etc.

    i for one hope this is not the case....



  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE : Diogenes is spot on this has been one of the best threads I've seen on here. I play every night and am noticing the same outcomes  at critical moments with pocket A's or K's I do understand that we play many more hands online and I don't expect to always win. I love poker and will continue to play on this site regardless of whether my P&L goes further down or back up. I cannot get my head round how many times I bomb out of tournaments when going all in with the best hand. it seems to happen more often in either a big tournament or the bigger stack I am against calls with junk and then I get taken out. I have been on sky for a few years now. my biggest frustration is that I know I am a better player than my results show. my concern is that I will never make that next step up that I desire because of the crazy suck outs that happen far too often. I know this is a gambling site but surely if I am making good moves, calls etc I should eventually see signs of progress!? 99% of the people on here are good and i am enjoying their company at the tables. it would leave a really bad taste if all of us are being disadvantaged by something that Sky is deliberately doing with the software etc. i for one hope this is not the case....
    Posted by The_Ruiner
    I really love how poker players will say and do anything to avoid looking in the mirror.


  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,491
    edited May 2016
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE:
    In Response to Re: SORT YOUR SOFTWARE : Diogenes is spot on this has been one of the best threads I've seen on here. I play every night and am noticing the same outcomes  at critical moments with pocket A's or K's I do understand that we play many more hands online and I don't expect to always win. I love poker and will continue to play on this site regardless of whether my P&L goes further down or back up. I cannot get my head round how many times I bomb out of tournaments when going all in with the best hand. it seems to happen more often in either a big tournament or the bigger stack I am against calls with junk and then I get taken out. I have been on sky for a few years now. my biggest frustration is that I know I am a better player than my results show. my concern is that I will never make that next step up that I desire because of the crazy suck outs that happen far too often. I know this is a gambling site but surely if I am making good moves, calls etc I should eventually see signs of progress!? 99% of the people on here are good and i am enjoying their company at the tables. it would leave a really bad taste if all of us are being disadvantaged by something that Sky is deliberately doing with the software etc. i for one hope this is not the case....
    Posted by The_Ruiner
    Could you expand on this bit please?
    I'm genuinely curious as to what you think Sky might be doing.
    My take is that you think that when a favoured player is all in then something happens with the software that makes them win.
    Correct?

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