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"Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.

Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,247
edited July 2017 in Poker Chat

Sunday & Monday were two of the weirdest weather days I can ever remember at this time of year in Vegas.
 
On Saturday, the temperature was nudging 103f, 104f all day, & even at midnight it was still 98f.

Sunday there was a "Severe Weather Warning", with high winds meaning most swimming pools were closed. The tall buildings, of course, make the wind worse, as vortex's form. (don't know the plural of "vortex").

Yesterday( Monday) it was, in relative terms, thoroughly chilly, or "fresh", at 76f most of the day & a chilling breeze blowing. 

Had to wear a wooly last night, bang out of order really.  
 
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,247
    edited June 2017

    Had to go googling, it was driving me nuts.

    The plural of vortex is "vortices".

    Obv.
  • markycashmarkycash Member Posts: 2,837
    edited June 2017
    The weather took a turn for the better here too today...

    It only rained for half the day.

    You won't need the woolies at the weekend, it is going to be hot Hot HOT!
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,247
    edited June 2017

    I was on a table at Venetian, Las Vegas yesterday where there were - or appeared to be - 8 dealers.

    They were all telling the real dealer how to do his job.

    It's a peculiarity of amateur poker players, who are probably very good at being a butcher, baker, candlestick maker or even timeshare salesman, that they think they can run poker better than those who have worked in the Industry for many years. Isn't that a weird thing? They play poker as a hobby but think they can run it better than the experienced staff.

    Everything the Dealer did was criticised, and on top of that, the structure was "rubbish", the prize money distribution was wrong, and the tournament was being played at a bad start time on the wrong day of the week. 

    Apart from that, it was perfect.
     
    It went on, & on, & on. It was like being on a table with 8 HAYSIE's.   
     
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,247
    edited June 2017

    That table - mercifully - eventually broke, thank goodness.

    My new table was completely different, everyone was sane and sensible.

    One guy was in a wheelchair, & appeared to have really bad cerebral palsy, such that he had very limited use of his hands, as is common with cerebral palsy.

    To view his (4) cards, he had to pull them onto the cushioned rail, one at a time, with his clenched fist. (He could not open his hand).

    To put chips in the pot (or remove & stack them) was equally difficult. You try handling chips with a clenched fist, it ain't easy.

    Even getting to somewhere like Vegas, if you are in a wheelchair, is 100 times more difficult than it is for you or I. 

    Real reality check stuff, that.

    Nobody DARED complain about trivialities on that table, believe me.      
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited June 2017
    In Response to "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    Sunday & Monday were two of the weirdest weather days I can ever remember at this time of year in Vegas.   On Saturday, the temperature was nudging 103f, 104f all day, & even at midnight it was still 98f. Sunday there was a "Severe Weather Warning", with high winds meaning most swimming pools were closed. The tall buildings, of course, make the wind worse, as vortex's form. (don't know the plural of "vortex"). Yesterday( Monday) it was, in relative terms, thoroughly chilly, or "fresh", at 76f most of the day & a chilling breeze blowing.  Had to wear a wooly last night, bang out of order really.    
    Posted by Tikay10

    is the plural of vortex, "vivetex"?



  • markycashmarkycash Member Posts: 2,837
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    I was on a table at Venetian, Las Vegas yesterday where there were - or appeared to be - 8 dealers. They were all telling the real dealer how to do his job. It's a peculiarity of amateur poker players, who are probably very good at being a butcher, baker, candlestick maker or even timeshare salesman, that they think they can run poker better than those who have worked in the Industry for many years. Isn't that a weird thing? They play poker as a hobby but think they can run it better than the experienced staff. Everything the Dealer did was criticised, and on top of that, the structure was "rubbish", the prize money distribution was wrong, and the tournament was being played at a bad start time on the wrong day of the week.  Apart from that, it was perfect.   It went on, & on, & on. It was like being on a table with 8 HAYSIE's.     
    Posted by Tikay10
    The structure of that tourney looked great and the rake was under 15%. I wouldn't be complaining about either element in a live Vegas MTT.

  • QUICKFEETQUICKFEET Member Posts: 528
    edited June 2017
    Interesting stuff...

    Was the cushioned rail sloping so the guy with CP could slide the cards on to it or did he pick them up in his fists. Didn't he bend them (I was never allowed to touch the cards when we played as a family in case they became dog-eared!) or do Vegas deal every hand from a new deck?
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,247
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    Interesting stuff... Was the cushioned rail sloping so the guy with CP could slide the cards on to it or did he pick them up in his fists. Didn't he bend them (I was never allowed to touch the cards when we played as a family in case they became dog-eared!) or do Vegas deal every hand from a new deck?
    Posted by QUICKFEET
    Hi Bud,

    Clearly a problem you are familiar with.

    The rail was cushioned, & with great dexterity, he placed his clamped fist on top on the 4 cards, then carefully pulled them "up" the cushioned rail. Next, he sort of eased the 4 cards sideways to fan them out so he could see them.

    He did have to "flex" the cards to use them, yes, but the cards are very high quality, & bending or flexing them does not damage them at all.
     
    Generally, the deck is only changed in WSOP events when there is a Dealer "push".
     
  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 36,818
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    I was on a table at Venetian, Las Vegas yesterday where there were - or appeared to be - 8 dealers. They were all telling the real dealer how to do his job. It's a peculiarity of amateur poker players, who are probably very good at being a butcher, baker, candlestick maker or even timeshare salesman, that they think they can run poker better than those who have worked in the Industry for many years. Isn't that a weird thing? They play poker as a hobby but think they can run it better than the experienced staff. Everything the Dealer did was criticised, and on top of that, the structure was "rubbish", the prize money distribution was wrong, and the tournament was being played at a bad start time on the wrong day of the week.  Apart from that, it was perfect.   It went on, & on, & on. It was like being on a table with 8 HAYSIE's.     
    Posted by Tikay10
    Firstly I never sold timeshare, but did market holiday ownership, and luxury holiday homes.
    Secondly, I was the Sales Director responsible for 9 sales teams, not a salesman.
    Thirdly, this enabled me to earn enough money to afford excellent legal advice.
    Fourthly, this post is currently winging its way over to him, for an opinion.
    Fifthly, (thats really hard to say unless youve got your teeth in correctly) see you in court.
    Sixthly, the above post is nonsense because there just couldnt be 8 HAYSIES in the world
    Seventhly, if I were to extract the urine I might say that your work with Sky made you perfectly suited to the above tourney.
    Eighthly, think yourself lucky you dont have to get a load of points to enter a tourney over there.
    Ninethly Good luck on the tables
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas. : Firstly I never sold timeshare, but did market holiday ownership, and luxury holiday homes. Secondly, I was the Sales Director responsible for 9 sales teams, not a salesman. Thirdly, this enabled me to earn enough money to afford excellent legal advice. Fourthly, this post is currently winging its way over to him, for an opinion. Fifthly, (thats really hard to say unless youve got your teeth in correctly) see you in court. Sixthly, the above post is nonsense because there just couldnt be 8 HAYSIES in the world Seventhly, if I were to extract the urine I might say that your work with Sky made you perfectly suited to the above tourney. Eighthly, think yourself lucky you dont have to get a load of points to enter a tourney over there. Ninethly Good luck on the tables
    Posted by HAYSIE

    :-))

  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 36,818
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas. : Firstly I never sold timeshare, but did market holiday ownership, and luxury holiday homes. Secondly, I was the Sales Director responsible for 9 sales teams, not a salesman. Thirdly, this enabled me to earn enough money to afford excellent legal advice. Fourthly, this post is currently winging its way over to him, for an opinion. Fifthly, (thats really hard to say unless youve got your teeth in correctly) see you in court. Sixthly, the above post is nonsense because there just couldnt be 8 HAYSIES in the world Seventhly, if I were to extract the urine I might say that your work with Sky made you perfectly suited to the above tourney. Eighthly, think yourself lucky you dont have to get a load of points to enter a tourney over there. Ninethly Good luck on the tables
    Posted by HAYSIE
    ps I couldnt think of a tenthly, otherwise you would have had it.

  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 36,818
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas. : :-))
    Posted by HENDRIK62
    I am not sure if that is supposed to mean something. Even though I am Wesh, I do speak English, as it seems do most of the people on this forum. Never been able to speak symbols though.

  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,878
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas. : I am not sure if that is supposed to mean something. Even though I am Wesh, I do speak English, as it seems do most of the people on this forum. Never been able to speak symbols though.
    Posted by HAYSIE
    take it that hes happy with your post
  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 36,818
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas. : take it that hes happy with your post
    Posted by stokefc
    You sure?  I will have to learn to speak symbols.
  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,355
    edited June 2017
    Morning Mr. Hayes....

    If you tip your head 90degrees, so it rests on your left shoulder you can see the symbols make up into a 'smiley face' with 2 smiles in this case...... 

    ...........or possibly a DOUBLE CHIN!     (:D}


  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 36,818
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    Morning Mr. Hayes.... If you tip your head 90degrees, so it rests on your left shoulder you can see the symbols make up into a 'smiley face' with 2 smiles in this case......  ...........or possibly a DOUBLE CHIN!     (:D}
    Posted by MISTY4ME
    Do you really think that you are the man to be lecturing about double chins?

  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,355
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas. : Do you really think that you are the man to be lecturing about double chins?
    Posted by HAYSIE
    ha ha ha ha..... 

    Just look how slim I am in my PROFILE piccy
  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 36,818
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas. : ha ha ha ha.....  Just look how slim I am in my PROFILE piccy
    Posted by MISTY4ME
    Photoshopped.

  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 36,818
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas. : Photoshopped.
    Posted by HAYSIE
    Lots of surgery and hormone tablets?

  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 36,818
    edited June 2017
    In Response to Re: "Waffle" and "ramblings" from Las Vegas.:
    I was on a table at Venetian, Las Vegas yesterday where there were - or appeared to be - 8 dealers. They were all telling the real dealer how to do his job. It's a peculiarity of amateur poker players, who are probably very good at being a butcher, baker, candlestick maker or even timeshare salesman, that they think they can run poker better than those who have worked in the Industry for many years. Isn't that a weird thing? They play poker as a hobby but think they can run it better than the experienced staff. Everything the Dealer did was criticised, and on top of that, the structure was "rubbish", the prize money distribution was wrong, and the tournament was being played at a bad start time on the wrong day of the week.  Apart from that, it was perfect.   It went on, & on, & on. It was like being on a table with 8 HAYSIE's.     
    Posted by Tikay10
    Someone said its your birthday about now, did you get the telegram?

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