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  • lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2017
    # SKY BREAKING NEWS # SKY BREAKING NEWS # SKY BREAKING NEWS #
    Donald Trump Issues New Emergency Executive Order Travel Ban With Immediate Effect.

  • gazza127gazza127 Member Posts: 2,156
    edited July 2017
    "This is literally your only chance to win the Sunday Major Gaz..."
  • karllukekarlluke Member Posts: 914
    edited July 2017


    Matt " how do think  you will do tommy?"
    tommy  "I can win this if I only run like matt bates."
  • tillpolltillpoll Member Posts: 106
    edited July 2017
    In an interesting move by samsonite, suitcases have been made to mirror their owners dimensions.
  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited July 2017
    Grumpy and Dopey arrive for the Snow White convention.
  • MICKYBLUEMICKYBLUE Member Posts: 2,035
    edited July 2017
    Dangermouse and penfold to the rescue!
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited July 2017
    Vultures Arrive in Vegas
     
    Tommy: Hey, Matt, what we gonna do?
    Matt: I don't know. What you wanna do?
    Tikay: I've got it! Let's flap over to the east side of the jungle. They've always got a bit of action, a bit of a swingin' scene, all right.
    Tommy: Aw, come off it. Things are right dead all over.
    Tikay: You mean you wish they were.
     
    Tommy: [to Matt] Okay, so what we gonna do?
    Matt: I don't know, what you wanna do?
    Tommy: Look, Matt, first I say, "What we gonna do?" Then you say, "I don't know, what you wanna do?" Then I say, "What we gonna do?" You say, "What you wanna do?" "What we gonna do?" "What you want..." Let's do SOMETHING!
    Matt: Okay. What you wanna do?
    Tommy: Oh, blimey! There you go again. The same notes again!
    Tikay: I've got it! This time, I've really got it!
    Tommy: Now you've got it. So what we gonna do? 


  • wynne1938wynne1938 Member Posts: 20,566
    edited July 2017
    Tommy to Photographers and Journalist" Do you mind,we are having a Heads Up!"
  • jdsallstarjdsallstar Member Posts: 1,675
    edited July 2017
    The first two entrants to NASA's world class "Satellite Program" arrive in the States and tell waiting reporters they hope to "enjoy a good few orbits and that it's always been their dream to land a big one so they just hope they can handle the gravity of the situation". They looked confused when they were told even monkeys had been successful in previous years. Good luck lads!

    Or the more simple "Don't do drugs" :)



  • monamonamonamona Member Posts: 1
    edited July 2017
    I thougt YOU had the passports
  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,355
    edited July 2017
    MattB..... "I hate 'the Papparazzi'......I told you I should have stayed in my suitcase for longer!"
  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,355
    edited July 2017
    "Looks like my suitcase full of SKY POKER winnings is bigger than yours Tommy"

    ......."only because you've changed them into Dollar$"
  • _kagawa__kagawa_ Member Posts: 156
    edited July 2017
    Hey Tommy 
    Yes matt, what is it now,
    If I take down the main event and get all that money,you know what they will call us back home
    No Matt what ?
    Tango and cash
    Get it Tommy, tango and cash












  • smileychopsmileychop Member Posts: 124
    edited July 2017
    Welcome to value town 
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