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the amusing hands club

donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
edited February 2010 in Poker Chat

i think everyones got bored of bad beat storys so what about amusing hand stories??

66 v 88 no 6 comes! guy with 88 must of thought YES! then realised the board had made a straight!

and i would of won with a flush! amusing hand.....

PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
craven82 Small blind  100.00 100.00 3500.00
donkeyplop Big blind  200.00 300.00 2700.00
  Your hole cards
  • 9
  • 5
     
keo All-in  1670.00 1970.00 0.00
PROTEA Call  1670.00 3640.00 1432.50
AVFCLennie Fold     
craven82 Fold     
donkeyplop Fold     
keo Show
  • 6
  • 6
   
PROTEA Show
  • 8
  • 8
   
Flop
   
  • J
  • Q
  • 9
     
Turn
   
  • K
     
River
   
  • 10
     
PROTEA Win Straight to the King 1820.00  3252.50
keo Win Straight to the King 1820.00  1820.00
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited February 2010
    all these 'clubs' popping up... im starting up a book club...
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited February 2010
    lol my thread dies on its a s s though!!

    another amusing hand was jeremy beadles!! very amusing!!
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: the amusing hands club:
    lol my thread dies on its a s s though!! another amusing hand was jeremy beadles!! very amusing!!
    Posted by donkeyplop

    Lol u should stick to gag based comedy rather than poker based! This thread was worth reading afterall!!! 

    lmao im in tears, so dry! haha
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited February 2010
    lol i didnt set this thread up just to make a withered hand gag but the thread wasnt going anywhere so i thought id inject some humor into it ;)
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited February 2010
    lol just read it again and the tears r back! im so sick! lololol - Can picture david brent doing his impression in the office lol ohhh sh1/t ive gone i cnt see the screen for tears lololol
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited February 2010
    haha that david brent sketch  was amazing


    oh well done last night in the tp sng! i was cheering for you!!

    and have the photo approval department gone home now???
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited February 2010

    lol the gag was made so much better by the title of the discussion! U cudnt script it! well u obviously could.

    Cheerz for the support mate, I had chat off, I planned to read all thru the chatbox when I got eliminated, but thankfully, the window closed 30 secs after I won :)
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited February 2010




    just for you dohhhhhhhh
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited February 2010
    this hand didnt amuse me!! should of seen this coming!!!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    donkeyplop Small blind  25.00 25.00 1980.00
    furey10 Big blind  50.00 75.00 2115.00
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • Q
    		     
    mansford01 Fold     
    stumpy1 Fold     
    grandadrog Fold     
    GREGSTER Call  50.00 125.00 2325.00
    donkeyplop Call  25.00 150.00 1955.00
    furey10 Check     
    Flop
       
    • 2
    • J
    • Q
    		     
    donkeyplop Bet  50.00 200.00 1905.00
    furey10 Call  50.00 250.00 2065.00
    GREGSTER Fold     
    Turn
       
    • J
    		     
    donkeyplop Bet  50.00 300.00 1855.00
    furey10 Raise  200.00 500.00 1865.00
    donkeyplop Call  150.00 650.00 1705.00
    River
       
    • J
    		     
    donkeyplop Check     
    furey10 Bet  650.00 1300.00 1215.00
    donkeyplop Call  650.00 1950.00 1055.00
    furey10 Show
    • 8
    • J
    		   
    donkeyplop Show
    • K
    • Q
    		   
    furey10 Win Four Jacks 1950.00  3165.00
    why does bad luck come in twos? very next hand i got jj so pushed all in to get called by 99 and he hit a 9 on the flop!!! not an amusing hand either!
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited February 2010

    Woken up with a sore head, and smarting from losing a £180 pot JUST before the site went down for maintainence :(

    Thought id read this thread again to make me laugh! - haha it hasn't let me down. loool  
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