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If Carlsberg gave you a chip and a chair

JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
edited September 2017 in Brags, Beats and Variance

Another £5 DYM down the drain...
BacardiKid Small blind   150.00 150.00 2580.00
Longstreet Big blind   300.00 450.00 715.00
  Your hole cards
  • 9
  • A
     
JingleMa All-in   1045.00 1495.00 0.00
ajturner6 Fold        
BacardiKid Fold        
Longstreet All-in   715.00 2210.00 0.00
JingleMa Unmatched bet   30.00 2180.00 30.00
Longstreet Show
  • 4
  • 3
     
JingleMa Show
  • 9
  • A
     
Flop
   
  • 5
  • 5
  • 2
     
Turn
   
  • 3
     
River
   
  • J
     
Longstreet Win Two Pairs, 5s and 3s 2180.00   2180.00
About to switch off and go make a cup of tea, but then this happens:


           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           

           

           

           
           
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  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017
    Longstreet Small blind   150.00 150.00 2030.00
    JingleMa Big blind   30.00 180.00 0.00
      Your hole cards
    • 8
    • Q
         
    ajturner6 Fold        
    BacardiKid Fold        
    Longstreet Call   150.00 330.00 1880.00
    Longstreet Unmatched bet   270.00 60.00 2150.00
    Longstreet Show
    • 9
    • 8
         
    JingleMa Show
    • 8
    • Q
         
    Flop
       
    • 10
    • 2
    • A
         
    Turn
       
    • 10
         
    River
       
    • Q
         
    JingleMa Win Two Pairs, Queens and 10s 60.00   60.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017

    JingleMa Small blind   60.00 60.00 0.00
    ajturner6 Big blind   300.00 360.00 910.00
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • 9
         
    BacardiKid Fold        
    Longstreet Fold        
    ajturner6 Unmatched bet   240.00 120.00 1150.00
    JingleMa Show
    • A
    • 9
         
    ajturner6 Show
    • 2
    • A
         
    Flop
       
    • 10
    • 4
    • 9
         
    Turn
       
    • 3
         
    River
       
    • 8
         
    JingleMa Win Pair of 9s 120.00   120.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017

    Longstreet Small blind   200.00 200.00 2150.00
    JingleMa Big blind   120.00 320.00 0.00
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • J
         
    ajturner6 Fold        
    BacardiKid Fold        
    Longstreet Call   200.00 520.00 1950.00
    Longstreet Unmatched bet   280.00 240.00 2230.00
    Longstreet Show
    • 5
    • 6
         
    JingleMa Show
    • K
    • J
         
    Flop
       
    • Q
    • Q
    • J
         
    Turn
       
    • 2
         
    River
       
    • J
         
    JingleMa Win Full House, Jacks and Queens 240.00   240.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017
    JingleMa Small blind   200.00 200.00 40.00
    ajturner6 Big blind   400.00 600.00 550.00
      Your hole cards
    • Q
    • J
         
    BacardiKid Fold        
    Longstreet Fold        
    JingleMa All-in   40.00 640.00 0.00
    ajturner6 Unmatched bet   160.00 480.00 710.00
    JingleMa Show
    • Q
    • J
         
    ajturner6 Show
    • 6
    • 10
         
    Flop
       
    • Q
    • 5
    • J
         
    Turn
       
    • J
         
    River
       
    • 9
         
    JingleMa Win Full House, Jacks and Queens 480.00   480.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017

    ajturner6 Small blind   200.00 200.00 510.00
    BacardiKid Big blind   400.00 600.00 2180.00
      Your hole cards
    • 3
    • 3
         
    Longstreet Fold        
    JingleMa All-in   480.00 1080.00 0.00
    ajturner6 Fold        
    BacardiKid Call   80.00 1160.00 2100.00
    BacardiKid Show
    • 4
    • 5
         
    JingleMa Show
    • 3
    • 3
         
    Flop
       
    • K
    • A
    • 10
         
    Turn
       
    • 3
         
    River
       
    • 4
         
    JingleMa Win Three 3s 1160.00   1160.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017

    Longstreet Small blind   300.00 300.00 1420.00
    JingleMa Big blind   600.00 900.00 560.00
      Your hole cards
    • 8
    • 7
         
    ajturner6 Fold        
    BacardiKid Fold        
    Longstreet Fold        
    JingleMa Muck        
    JingleMa Win   600.00   1160.00
    JingleMa Return   300.00 0.00 1460.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017
    JingleMa Small blind   300.00 300.00 1160.00
    ajturner6 Big blind   600.00 900.00 620.00
      Your hole cards
    • 5
    • J
         
    BacardiKid Fold        
    Longstreet Fold        
    JingleMa All-in   1160.00 2060.00 0.00
    ajturner6 All-in   620.00 2680.00 0.00
    JingleMa Unmatched bet   240.00 2440.00 240.00
    JingleMa Show
    • 5
    • J
         
    ajturner6 Show
    • 10
    • 4
         
    Flop
       
    • 3
    • Q
    • 3
         
    Turn
       
    • 6
         
    River
       
    • 3
         
    JingleMa Win Three 3s 2440.00   2680.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017

    Thank you Poker Gods!
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 171,025
    edited August 2017

    Crikey, long time no see JingleMa, hope all is well with you.

    Clearly recall a fun day we had back in 2011, at the GUKPT Walsall.
     
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017

    Your memory's too good Tikay!

    Yes I loved that tournie, managed to luckbox my way to the bubble :-#

    Glad to see you're still looking after things on Sky, I don't know where you get the energy.

    Looks like you guys had a great SPT in Manchester, are you going to run any qualifying promos for Brighton?

    I'll definitely have a crack if so, would be great to meet up and play in another Sky event.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 171,025
    edited August 2017
    In Response to Re: If Carlsberg gave you a chip and a chair:
    Your memory's too good Tikay! Yes I loved that tournie, managed to luckbox my way to the bubble :-# Glad to see you're still looking after things on Sky, I don't know where you get the energy. Looks like you guys had a great SPT in Manchester, are you going to run any qualifying promos for Brighton? I'll definitely have a crack if so, would be great to meet up and play in another Sky event.
    Posted by JingleMa
    Strange how I remember some relatively obscure stuff from years ago, & can barely remember what I was doing this morning. My energy is not so zingy these days, I'm more of a tortoise plodding along. I'm probably miles out here, but I seem to recall that at the time, you lived in Hampshire, or somewhere down that way?

    I vividly recall that final - several good friends of mine were involved - Simon Deadman (who now lives the dream in Vegas with his wife, Shola), & Nick Hicks. It was, of course the famous Scotty77 Final, where he ran into a cab driver who was not buying Ryan's bluff.

    SPT Brighton - I'm not sure if there will be any Promotions, but there will certainly be plenty of Satellites, starting on September 18th.
     
    Be great to see you again in Brighton.
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017

    Ok cool, I'll keep an eye out.

    No I'm a Londoner born and bred, originally from SE, but lived North of the river for many years. Now in Tottenham, who I support, so it's kind of worked out lol.

    Glad to hear about Simon, it was his AQ calling my 3 bet AK shove which busted me, never forget the beats eh? ;-)

    Hopefully we can catch up in Brighton or soon enough.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 171,025
    edited August 2017
    In Response to Re: If Carlsberg gave you a chip and a chair:
    Ok cool, I'll keep an eye out. No I'm a Londoner born and bred, originally from SE, but lived North of the river for many years. Now in Tottenham, who I support, so it's kind of worked out lol. Glad to hear about Simon, it was his AQ calling my 3 bet AK shove which busted me, never forget the beats eh? ;-) Hopefully we can catch up in Brighton or soon enough.
    Posted by JingleMa
    Ha, typical Simon Deadman luckboxing. He's as lucky as Matt Bates.

    Never forget the beats? Some of them, no. As a general rule, they never bother me, just move on & remember that for every beat we get, we also outdraw someone else. But oddly, I still remember my exit in my first ever WSOP event, over 12 years ago, that one still stings even now. We were well in the money, but I had my eye on the Final Table.
     
    It was like a poker cliché, when I jammed, & the Frenchie said "I must be miles behind. CALL". He was right, too, he had A-4 & I had A-J. I spent years muttering to myself, "mate, if you knew you were miles behind....."

    Gotta love the psychology of poker.

    See you in Brighton, hopefully.

        
     
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited August 2017
    In Response to Re: If Carlsberg gave you a chip and a chair:
    In Response to Re: If Carlsberg gave you a chip and a chair : Ha, typical Simon Deadman luckboxing. He's as lucky as Matt Bates. Never forget the beats? Some of them, no. As a general rule, they never bother me, just move on & remember that for every beat we get, we also outdraw someone else. But oddly, I still remember my exit in my first ever WSOP event, over 12 years ago, that one still stings even now. We were well in the money, but I had my eye on the Final Table.   It was like a poker cliché, when I jammed, & the Frenchie said "I must be miles behind. CALL". He was right, too, he had A-4 & I had A-J. I spent years muttering to myself, "mate, if you knew you were miles behind....." Gotta love the psychology of poker. See you in Brighton, hopefully.       
    Posted by Tikay10
    Ha that's classic, yeah I remember a pub league knock out where the guy called me with 6 high on the flop "just because he knew I was bluffing" and hit perfect perfect to river a straight. I was just sat there thinking, ok you knew I was bluffing, but you weren't even beating a bluff!

    #pokerments
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2017

    Taken down by Timmy in a £20 Turbo DYM:
    Spink96 Small blind   50.00 50.00 1145.00
    JingleMa Big blind   100.00 150.00 705.00
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • K
         
    sunny15018 Fold        
    sammy32938 Fold        
    Wilco52 Fold        
    TimmyRaRa All-in   775.00 925.00 0.00
    Spink96 Fold        
    JingleMa Call   675.00 1600.00 30.00
    JingleMa Show
    • A
    • K
         
    TimmyRaRa Show
    • A
    • 8
         
    Flop
       
    • 4
    • 8
    • 4
         
    Turn
       
    • J
         
    River
       
    • 6
         
    TimmyRaRa Win Two Pairs, 8s and 4s 1600.00   1600.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2017

    But wait...
    JingleMa Small blind   30.00 30.00 0.00
    sunny15018 Big blind   150.00 180.00 930.00
      Your hole cards
    • 9
    • J
         
    sammy32938 Raise   300.00 480.00 1010.00
    Wilco52 Fold        
    TimmyRaRa Fold        
    Spink96 Fold        
    sunny15018 Fold        
    sammy32938 Unmatched bet   150.00 330.00 1160.00
    JingleMa Show
    • 9
    • J
         
    sammy32938 Show
    • 10
    • A
         
    Flop
       
    • 4
    • 8
    • 5
         
    Turn
       
    • 6
         
    River
       
    • J
         
    JingleMa Win Pair of Jacks 90.00   90.00
    sammy32938 Win Ace high 240.00   1400.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2017
    Spink96 Small blind   75.00 75.00 1145.00
    JingleMa Big blind   90.00 165.00 0.00
      Your hole cards
    • 3
    • 5
         
    sunny15018 Fold        
    sammy32938 Fold        
    Wilco52 Raise   300.00 465.00 310.00
    TimmyRaRa Fold        
    Spink96 Fold        
    Wilco52 Unmatched bet   210.00 255.00 520.00
    JingleMa Show
    • 3
    • 5
         
    Wilco52 Show
    • K
    • J
         
    Flop
       
    • A
    • 7
    • 7
         
    Turn
       
    • 3
         
    River
       
    • 7
         
    JingleMa Win Full House, 7s and 3s 255.00   255.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2017
    JingleMa Small blind   100.00 100.00 155.00
    sunny15018 Big blind   200.00 300.00 880.00
      Your hole cards
    • 3
    • 3
         
    sammy32938 Raise   400.00 700.00 1000.00
    Wilco52 Fold        
    TimmyRaRa Fold        
    Spink96 Fold        
    JingleMa All-in   155.00 855.00 0.00
    sunny15018 Call   200.00 1055.00 680.00
    Flop
       
    • 7
    • K
    • 5
         
    sunny15018 Check        
    sammy32938 Bet   200.00 1255.00 800.00
    sunny15018 Fold        
    sammy32938 Unmatched bet   200.00 1055.00 1000.00
    JingleMa Show
    • 3
    • 3
         
    sammy32938 Show
    • 10
    • J
         
    Turn
       
    • K
         
    River
       
    • 6
         
    JingleMa Win Two Pairs, Kings and 3s 765.00   765.00
    sammy32938 Win Pair of Kings 290.00   1290.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2017
    Spink96 Small blind   150.00 150.00 795.00
    JingleMa Big blind   300.00 450.00 465.00
      Your hole cards
    • 4
    • K
         
    sunny15018 Fold        
    sammy32938 Fold        
    Wilco52 Fold        
    TimmyRaRa Fold        
    Spink96 Fold        
    JingleMa Muck        
    JingleMa Win   300.00   765.00
    JingleMa Return   150.00 0.00 915.00
  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited September 2017
    TimmyRaRa Small blind   300.00 300.00 2570.00
    JingleMa Big blind   565.00 865.00 0.00
      Your hole cards
    • 7
    • Q
         
    sunny15018 Fold        
    Wilco52 Fold        
    TimmyRaRa Call   300.00 1165.00 2270.00
    TimmyRaRa Unmatched bet   35.00 1130.00 2305.00
    TimmyRaRa Show
    • K
    • 3
         
    JingleMa Show
    • 7
    • Q
         
    Flop
       
    • 6
    • J
    • 5
         
    Turn
       
    • Q
         
    River
       
    • J
         
    JingleMa Win Two Pairs, Queens and Jacks 1130.00   1130.00
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