PM scoffs at remainers and announces that China has signed a £30 trade deal to buy 2 fluffy toys. Employment figures are expected to improve as Betty spent all last week making the toys in her garage and thus might not need to sign on this Tuesday coming.
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" That's a rough old, minging, slimy dog you're with!..."
May " How dare you!.."
" excuse me, I was talking to the dog..."