On another thread, I was trying to think of an acronym that players might use to describe my playing style, as I have a rep for being, err, a bit tight.
So I went to google & typed in "as tight as...."
And you know that thing where google guesses what you are trying to say, based on previous search questions? Well, amongst other things, it came up with....
Tight as a tiger
Tight as an owl
Tight as a boiled owl
Huh? WTF?
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"What's the biggest" came up with....
Bed Size
Bra size
"What if there were no hypothetical questions".
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''a ducks ar$e''
Comic gold, but maybe stick to Goldons thread