UKOPS DAY 2

JBieber

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JBieber

Current status 25/76 4870 chips (and a can of Carlsberg organic).

JBieber

(Edit: it would appear, correctly, that I am quite drunk)

JBieber

Bluffed all in with K8, no callers..... yahoo!

JBieber

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Gambelo	Small blind		100.00	100.00	7235.00
MOOCH	Big blind		200.00	300.00	5755.00
	Your hole cards	8 K
donnie1	Fold
JBieber	Raise		600.00	900.00	4470.00
Akooo	Fold
Gambelo	Fold
MOOCH	Fold
JBieber	Muck
JBieber	Win		500.00		4970.00
JBieber	Return		400.00	0.00	5370.00

Not sure how to make this any sort of a more 'advanced' hand explanation, but yeah.... I had K8 twice. I'm gonna try and win this tournament for the forum. If you guys give me suggestions I cross my heart to send 50% of 1st place winnings to the charity of one of the suggestions...

...so get suggesting. If I have a hard time making my (drunken ****) mind up, then Tikay's decision is final..... assuming I win (whicn I probably will not).

JBieber

Well holy ****...

....you couldn't have asked for much more of a bad beat, but it would appear I am out.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Aylee	Small blind		150.00	150.00	3032.50
JBieber	Big blind		300.00	450.00	4970.00
	Your hole cards	3 10
Akooo	Call		300.00	750.00	4535.00
Gambelo	Fold
MOOCH	Fold
donnie1	Fold
Aylee	Call		150.00	900.00	2882.50
JBieber	Check
Flop
		6 3 10
Aylee	Check
JBieber	Check
Akooo	Bet		900.00	1800.00	3635.00
Aylee	Fold
JBieber	All-in		4970.00	6770.00	0.00
Akooo	All-in		3635.00	10405.00	0.00
JBieber	Unmatched bet		435.00	9970.00	435.00
JBieber	Show	3 10
Akooo	Show	J J
Turn
		6
River
		9
Akooo	Win	Two Pairs, Jacks and 6s	9970.00		9970.00

JBieber

We're back boys and girls!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jazzyj	Small blind		200.00	200.00	3445.00
JBieber	Big blind		400.00	600.00	1025.00
	Your hole cards	J J
jordz16	Fold
Gambelo	Fold
MOOCH	Fold
donnie1	Call		400.00	1000.00	7587.50
jazzyj	Call		200.00	1200.00	3245.00
JBieber	All-in		1025.00	2225.00	0.00
donnie1	Call		1025.00	3250.00	6562.50
jazzyj	Call		1025.00	4275.00	2220.00
Flop
		6 4 9
jazzyj	All-in		2220.00	6495.00	0.00
donnie1	Fold
jazzyj	Unmatched bet		2220.00	4275.00	2220.00
jazzyj	Show	5 6
JBieber	Show	J J
Turn
		4
River
		10
JBieber	Win	Two Pairs, Jacks and 4s	4275.00		4275.00

Despite the fact that (it would seem) no-one gives a sh*t about this drunken **** blog, I survieved! Yahoo! Once more, if I win this tournament I will give 50% of my take to one charity suggested in the forum here, so go nuts kids.

JBieber

Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen,,,,,, start your goodness gracious, hot ****, pyjama wearing, banana eating engines! We are back in this tournament!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jazzyj	Small blind		300.00	300.00	1320.00
JBieber	Big blind		600.00	900.00	3475.00
	Your hole cards	A Q
jordz16	All-in		6430.00	7330.00	0.00
Gambelo	Fold
MOOCH	Fold
donnie1	Fold
jazzyj	Fold
JBieber	All-in		3475.00	10805.00	0.00
jordz16	Unmatched bet		2355.00	8450.00	2355.00
JBieber	Show	A Q
jordz16	Show	3 A
Flop
		Q 2 5
Turn
		A
River
		5
JBieber	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and Queens	8450.00		8450.00

As I said earlier... any charity suggestions are welcome. All suggestions before 01:00am UK time (sunday 28 october) will be taken into account.

But honestly, more because I am hella fun, let's take this tournament down!

p.s: Yes, before they can say "baby, baby, baby, nooooooo"

and hopefully before it is too late to

p.p.s "Say sorrrrrrrrry"

stokefc

dougie mac gl bro

JBieber

AJ suited guys.... tension.

JBieber

Hand won, let's go!!!!!

JBieber

I guess you can judge the outcome of this hand for yourselves....

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jazzyj	Small blind		400.00	400.00	2540.00
JBieber	Big blind		800.00	1200.00	7950.00
	Your hole cards	10 10
jordz16	Fold
Gambelo	Fold
MOOCH	All-in		3805.00	5005.00	0.00
jazzyj	Fold
JBieber	Raise		6010.00	11015.00	1940.00
JBieber	Unmatched bet		3005.00	8010.00	4945.00
JBieber	Show	10 10
MOOCH	Show	J Q
Flop
		6 10 10
Turn
		3
River
		5
JBieber	Win	Four 10s	8010.00		12955.00

come on guys, charity suggestions!

JBieber

It would appear noone gave a **** anyway (except perhaps Stokefc) but, yep, I just got spunked out unceremoniously henceforth....

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
StayOrGo	Small blind		600.00	600.00	21355.00
metapro	Big blind		1200.00	1800.00	32587.50
	Your hole cards	A K
SUPERSNEDD	Fold
johno09038	All-in		11695.00	13495.00	0.00
JBieber	All-in		9355.00	22850.00	0.00
Sharki0	Fold
StayOrGo	Fold
metapro	Raise		20990.00	43840.00	11597.50
metapro	Unmatched bet		10495.00	33345.00	22092.50
metapro	Show	A Q
johno09038	Show	8 8
JBieber	Show	A K
Flop
		3 4 10
Turn
		4
River
		J
johno09038	Win	Two Pairs, 8s and 4s	33345.00		33345.00

I will try and attempt another UKOPS event for charity tomorrow, same deal (if I win) 50% for charity.... I understand if you aren't performing then nobody gives a **** but guys, come on, that one was going well, chins up tomorrow!

Tikay10

Ha, enjoyed that, shame you never went deeper.

GL tomorrow.

JBieber

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LARSON7

Quadaroonies, can't beat it.