Neil Channing - Caption Comp?

Tikay10

This was taken today. Must be a Caption Comp here, surely?

goldon

Praise the Lord ..... I'm on a roll.

MAXALLY

Sausage?.....Vegan?....nah, this is more my style...a jamming roll

eddie18

thinking....I'd of made that fold too (the viral video going around AQ v AA.
&
Who gave me this vegan pasty?? dam brexit.

Id show myself out haha

VespaPX

Well it is a breakfast show

goldon

When my shirt's dry I'll be riding Lady luck ........

goldon

Neil takes big bite of Humble Pie....... Oops!

DoyleBrun

All in?

p_blase

I used to be a black belt !

goldon

Neil makes mental raise...... checking the Viagra Pie starting to work.

madprof

" Simon Cowell lent me his jumper and jeans.."

madprof

Or

Neil thinking " Hmmm..I'd rather be eating ?? " fill in the gaps, guys!

kapowblamz

Neil thought. Neil ate pastry.

Glenelg

Neils thinking....Is that bees I see approaching...

goldon

Shocked, Neil tastes defeat for the first time ....... someone stood on his pasty.

mumsie

You may think Neils just eating a pasty but hes actually sticking two fingers up at the photographer.

Essexphil

"So, let me check this, Tikay. I eat 10 of these a day for a week. Then I join Fat Club, and humiliate them all a week later with my weight loss. Genius!"

goldon

Never mind the Poker will I be Lucky at Home.

Red_King

8/1 that's a Steak-bake

oynutter

"If this gets posted on that fat club thread, I'll av that flappin Tikay" !

NChanning

It was a lovely raspberry Danish pastry by the way.