Sporting Nicknames

HAYSIE

lucy4 said:

I know that the post @HAYSIE put up wasn't strictly in line with the thread(nicknames) but it made me laugh. Do the parents not think before naming their child.

Non sporting.

SidV79

"Dicksmasher- McIroncock"- am guessing divorce papers?

mumsie

Jesus Condom . Wow, just wow.

I know a woman here nickname is Bonzai.

Here actual name is Theresa and she's 4ft 3 inches.
Little Trees.

Edit: cheers @yuranASSet

yuranASSet

mumsie said:

Jesus Condom . Wow, just wow.

I know a woman here nickname is Bonzi.

Here actual name is Theresa and she's 4ft 3 inches.
Little Trees.

That'll be Bonzai then? Haha

stokefc

Essexphil said:

lucy4 said:

I know that the post @HAYSIE put up wasn't strictly in line with the thread(nicknames) but it made me laugh. Do the parents not think before naming their child.

My mother's middle name was Theresa.
Her maiden name was not important in this context.
It is a family tradition that people have their parent's middle nane (so grandparents effectively choose the names). So my sister was due to be Theresa.

Fortunately, the Midwives said they would not let her out of the Maternity wing like that. My mum had never realised that marrying a Green meant that would not be wise

sounds almost potteries like

rabdeniro

Kiki Musampa ( Chris ) played a wee while with Man City.

Tikay10

rabdeniro said:

Kiki Musampa ( Chris ) played a wee while with Man City.

Excellent. I had to think about it for a few moments.

TheEdge949

Joe Hart - Dracula. Every time he saw a cross he shat himself

TheEdge949

Several at Castleford Tigers over the years;-

Four of the more interesting ones

Mitch Healy "Buckets" apparantly he used to get nervous before games and used the water bucket which he usually filled to overflowing.

Gray Vianne "Bisto" Gray V

Ryan McGoldrick "Twiggy" he is/was the male model in the Paco Rabanne ads

B.J.Mather "Blowie" B.J, and yes he is a relation of the great Barrie John.