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The Movie.

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edited October 2019 in The Rail
BREXIT THE MOVIE: We've endured the drama for years, but who would star in a big screen version? The Mail finds the stars made for the part!

The Tartan Terror


If the cap fits: Scotland’s First Minister Nicola Sturgeon is an ideal role for cheeky comic Janette Tough, aka Jimmy Krankie

The Blond Bombshell


Towards the broad, sunlit uplands of Little Britain: In the starring role of embattled PM Boris Johnson, Matt Lucas needs only a tousled hairpiece to be the only Hooray in the village

The Bearded Old Buffer


End of the line: Who better to play crotchety Jeremy Corbyn than Railway Children star Bernard Cribbins. He’s even got the cap!

Leather-trousered Leading Lady


Nanny McMaybot: If anyone is going to do ex-PM Theresa May and her robotic dance moves justice, it’s eco-luvvie Emma Thompson

The Frog-faced Provocateur


Bean there, done that: Rubber-faced Nigel Farage could only be played by gurning Rowan Atkinson

The Ambitious Assassin


Prime suspect: Did Brexiteer Andrea Leadsom wield the knife that felled Mrs May? Steely Helen Mirren is a shoo-in for the role

Dark Lord of Luxembourg


You talkin’ to me? European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker brings to mind another Goodfellas gang boss, dapper don Robert De Niro

Downing Street Anarchist


Black arts, Blackadder? No 10’s Dominic Cummings looks like Tim McInnerny, who played Captain Darling

Brain of Brexit


Baggins the role: Michael Gove will appreciate the expert acting skills of Hobbit star Martin Freeman

Germany's fearsome Frau


Any old Iron Chancellor: Angela Merkel is a Teutonic version of Cockney Kathy Burke’s no-nonsense Ab Fab editor, Magda

Tin-pot Napoleon


Paris match: The likeness between Emmanuel Macron and Lord Of The Rings’ Frodo, Elijah Wood, is startling


The Tweeting Twit



Puffed-up and pompous: EU boss Donald Tusk could pass for a recent incarnation of Captain Mainwaring, Toby Jones

Toff with a Nanny complex


Eton, Oxford, Peckham: It’s no stretch to see lanky Jacob Rees-Mogg played by Nicholas Lyndhurst

Mr Squeaker


On the shortlist: Playing shouty Commons Speaker John Bercow won’t be a tall order for 5ft 4in Tom Hollander



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