Tired of those endless bad beat stories? Here, try these.

Tikay10

gpc70

mr pj want to order a pair,wait change order he wants 2 pairs just in case his 9/6 gets beat somehow

hhyftrftdr

My friend wants to know if they can be used to wipe away other bodily fluids?

Glenelg

Struggling to think where one would "hang them" ....

oynutter

Is that Mike Postle?

waller02

For anybody interested in buying them, it's worth noting that they have sold out in Wales for some reason.