I was idly trying to figure who this would be, & it's surprisingly difficult.
The first names that sprang to mind were all haters &/or racists.
Katie Hopkins
Tommy Robinson
Nigel Farage
Priti Patel.
Deffo all on the short list.
Priti Patel probably "wins", not sure I can remember a more vile & hateful, cynical politician ever. Then again, Tommy & Katie surely have strong claims?
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Then there are those utterly bland personalities or politicians, such as;
Ant &/or Dec
That orange geezer who does the Auction TV Show, David Dickinson.
Graham Norton
Brian Cox (the sciency bloke).
Peirs Morgan, obv.
Liz Truss. I'd actually be keen to see if there is any sign of intelligent life inside her head. Probably no room in there for anything except vanity.
The more I think about it, the less I like the idea of being trapped in a lift with Lady Smirk;
Tikay10
Tony Kendall
Tikay1.
Especially if he does.
Picture the scene-big Vegas hotel many years ago. In the lift there is me, an old friend, and 2 19-year-old girls wearing next to nothing coming back from the pool.
Friend is first out-as the lift doors are closing on the 3 of us, he gleefully shouts-
"Oh, Phil, hope you get off on the rape charge".
Long, silent journey to my floor....
Prince Andrew was in town that weekend...
This Bloke ....... no conversation just stream of expletives when he realizes the lift's broke.
And yes, Trump off.
Actually, put Trump back on the list, I would gladly smack him in his orange chops.
I would suggest Matt Hancock, and Nicky Morgan, because they have no spine, or principles, and are prepared to adopt completely opposing views on the same topic, at the drop of a hat.
Sajid Javid, because I am sick of hearing about his Dad the bus driver, who went on to buy a shop. One day he will realise it is for other people to point out how well he has done, coming from this background, and not for him to bring it to everyones attention at every opportunity.
You can bet your life that his Dad made him work illegally in the shop, when he was underage. You could also bet that he didn't pay him the minimum wage when he got older.
Maybe the forerunner of a zero hours contract.
I would be happy to see him sue his Dad.
Priti Patel, is a good shout. I am staggered by the views on immigration that are shared by the likes of her and Javid. People that have so obviously benefitted massively from coming to the UK, so keen on stopping others benefitting in the same way.
Got a tourney starting, as far as sports stars go I would nominate,
Israel Folau, as he has no views that I could be bothered to listen to.
I have probably missed a load that I will probably think of later.
You would at least learn how to Play and Win at Poker
Oh you mean the other Alan Carr....... I think he's really funny, and Graham Norton too, so defo not on my list.