Caption Competition

HAYSIE

Trump blames being given wrong address for latest drone attack on Hartlepool.

HAYSIE

Attendance record smashed at recent Hartlepool ferret-legging competition.

HAYSIE

Tickets sold out for Hartlepools first camel wrestling exhibition.

HAYSIE

Policeman spotted walking the beat in Hartlepool.

HAYSIE

Delivery of textbooks seen arriving at Hartlepool school.

HAYSIE

Gavin gets a job Up North, and is spotted moving into new Hartlepool home with Stacey.

MAXALLY

"news spreads fast after the end of the Brexit thread is spotted"

HAYSIE

Man spotted with first ever £50 note seen in Hartlepool.

waller02

100s left without tickets as the Haysie comedy roadshow lands in Hartlepool

goldon

The Home with Swimming Pool thought to be first in Borough turns out to be Flood victim.

goldon

Roswell Society Members converge on suspected Alien abduction site of Sky Poker Player taken against his will over Christmas as Earth specimen but returned days later as full of useless information. Oops!

goldon

Sharon is not happy her first date was leaked to the Paparazzi and is considering Legal Action. She said, you can't have serious relationship while under the Media spotlight.

goldon

The Court has now ruled .... the Paparazzi will have to retreat while Sharon sits on her Eggs.

TheEdge949

The Berlin Wall re- enactment society reported record interest during their North East leg of the national tour.

goldon

David Hasselhoff practicing sheep shearing.......... well they think that's what he's doing.

tomgoodun

Crowds flock to watch Farmer Bob Fleming deliver Brexit in his Dilapidated Massey Ferguson Muck Spreader.

goldon

The one that holds onto the "Banksy" wall Art the longest wins it.

goldon

Having been to China "On town twinning" the Hartlepool Mayor invited them to see his wall.

madprof

Is this the queue for the workshop that Goldon is hosting on " How to apply to a caption competition"?

goldon

I can see all these flashing bulbs and clicking cameras ....... am I being a t i t