2020 Caption Comp # 3

Tikay10 · January 2020

tomgoodun · January 2020

Harry and I are bugg ering off abroad where the press will never find us and getting a job.

MAXALLY · January 2020

"I actually thought he was 2nd in line to the throne, so yes, I did trap the wrong one"

tomgoodun · January 2020

Meghan - “ I’ve posted one of Archie’s dirty nappies to Piers Morgan”

tomgoodun · January 2020

^ Queen - “ Philip didn’t go to all that bother, he crapped on his doorstep “

mumsie · January 2020

Sorry, sorry.

MISTY4ME · January 2020

Tikay10 said:

" Have you FAR TED Ma'am ?"

Essexphil · January 2020

No, you don't understand.

I KNOW you and Harry are multi-millionaires. The reason I said you INTEND to repay the £2.4 million for Frogmore House doesn't mean any of us are actually ever going to repay it. We've centuries of experience fleecing the peasants...

Essexphil · January 2020

Harry Hewitt, I mean Windsor...

stokefc · January 2020

meg: pssst whats green and sings..elvis parsley
queen: you,re a card you are i thought you were on about me

HAYSIE · January 2020

Philp was telling me about the amazing powers of viagra even on 98 year olds, Liz.

Ha ha, if Charles had discovered these powers earlier in his life, we wouldn't have any Ginger Tossers in the family.

goldon · January 2020

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Tikay10 said:

Laura is blaming Boris, he told her, buy a fancy dress, she turned up as a Chicken.

goldon · January 2020

Harry's Army mates are always asking him how big willie is. Oh! do they mean his Brother ...........Er, No!

goldon · January 2020

Mr Corbyn not happy, Staff had to send for new trousers, one of you're Corgi's pee'd up his leg.

MISTY4ME · January 2020

Tikay10 said:

" I thought it was a Bee I could hear Buzzing "

goldon · January 2020

Kate has put Cameras in the Men's Toilets.

goldon · January 2020

They still don't know it was you that put the Woopy cushion in the Snooker Hall

tai-gar · January 2020

Trump as President. Boris as Prime minister. I hear Julian Clary is likely to be the next Queen of England!!!!

madprof · January 2020

“What? @PKRPar actually won a tourney? Oh Megan you are such a tease...!”

goldon · January 2020

The Staff ordered Mr Corbyn's replacement trousers from Amazon their driver through the parcel over the gate and the corgi's tore them to shred's he's still standing in reception in his underpants.

goldon · January 2020

Kate invited Gardeners World Monty Don he turned up with a bucket to get horse manure for his roses.

2020 Caption Comp # 3

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