Ahhhhh it’s MattBates the one who gets it in bad whenever he can but comes up trumps a lot of the time. Funny that. It’s a forum buddy my opinion is my right. So jog on.
So whatever you state is fact and no one can question anything you say.
Pokers a game of mostly skill, donks should lose that’s what should happen but sky poker see’s to it they don’t, keep the donks happy and depositing = more rake buddy.
Hey xxdrexelxx, are you claiming that sky employs an advanced algorithm to keep playing fields more even? Is this just on sky or have most sites decided that this is the best approach? Are you qualified in quantative methods or computer science? If so, it would be interesting to know some more of your views. How come you've managed to figure this out before everyone else?
Just woken up and this will have a leave me with a smile on my face all day. To clarify I read the 1st post and thank you for the 2nd 3rd 4th ect. I would like to know if you offer coaching as you clearly are on a different level. I believe with your divine knowledge you should not be wasting time on a rigged site sky or bothering with the likes of a 8p an hour player like pingu, 5p an hour waller or get it in bad Bates.
I would be happy to start a go fund me page in order to raise the funds needed to take your word global. I think everyone knows you have much more knowledge then them so are just trying to hide their feelings, but don't worry they will all come round to your way within days. I await your response.
First off. Do you know what paragraphs are for? Try using them it will make your delusional diatribes easier to read.
1) Shouting the same thing 4 times does not make your argument any stronger.
2) Name-calling is for schoolchildren so unless you're one of them, up your game and stop name-calling it comes across as childish and you want to be treated like an adult and taken seriously, yes?
3) "Let me explain why every single poker site out there is rigged." You can't possibly know this and so you come across presumptuous, arrogant and a bit paranoid.
4) "Imagine you hold a poker night in your home every week for you and 19 mates". I don't have to imagine me and my mates do this. The bad players still come back because they do it for fun/enjoyment and to try and get better by playing against better players, and they get a bit of coaching now and again, cos you know, we're all mates and nobody's playing for their car or their house.
5) "Let’s say hypothetically..." No let's not. Let's have some concrete evidence because serious accusations should not be based on hypotheticals if they are to hold any water at all. It's just plain wrong anyway because a "A fool and their money..." There's a lot of bad players on this site and they've been playing for years, losing huge amounts but they still play. I guess cos they can afford it and it's fun for them.
6) "Simple they handicap each and every player..." Open your own poker site and do this then see how long it is before a couple of bruisers turn up at your door a really "handicap" you.
7) "These poker sites don’t reward good players because they are the minority (10%)" Correct! They are good players so they "reward" themselves.
8) "You as a good player are designed to lose to keep the bad players (majority) happy". The site takes a rake that's how it makes money. Doesn't matter which players it takes a rake from the site still makes money and as I said bad players do keep coming back. Look, see, I'm still here!
Anyway, some players who realise they are no good at poker go on to play roulette and the other games on this site instead. So Sky still makes money probably more when they play the slot machines and roulette. So where's the incentive to keep them playing poker?
9) "ANY OF YOU MUPPETS WHO DISAGREE ARE EITHER RETARDED OR YOUR MUMMY OR DADDY WORK FOR SKY POKER.". No need to shout, no need to name-call and be insulting. Sit down, take a few deep breaths and meditate on how your unruly inner children are destroying your life. Then try disciplining them with kindness. Start by explaining that name-calling is beneath them.
10) "P.S. check my ROI on sharkscope it crushes all of you silly boys.". Quit with the rampant arrogance and if you still believe your delusions are true you should GTFOH and go play down your local casino. Where I have no doubt you'd either be kicked out or are banned already for having no humility, way too much arrogance, no poker etiquette and accusing the casino of stacking the deck in favour of bad players.
Hope that helps but if not take some of your winnings( Don't know how you can possibly have any though given what your said.) an make an appointment to see a therapist, probably do you the world of good to explore yourself rummaging through your traumatic childhood.
No it means the stats don’t lie I’m a better player than you all combined to be fair my ROI should be around 90% if it wasn’t for you donks being gifted suck outs constantly 👍
P.S see you at the tables oh and don’t worry about getting it in bad against me which you inevitably will, I’m sure sky will look after you on the turn and river, adios suckers.
No it means the stats don’t lie I’m a better player than you all combined to be fair my ROI should be around 90% if it wasn’t for you donks being gifted suck outs constantly 👍
Your results at those stakes are nice. Respect to you. Humble pie is nice too, mind you.
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I would be happy to start a go fund me page in order to raise the funds needed to take your word global. I think everyone knows you have much more knowledge then them so are just trying to hide their feelings, but don't worry they will all come round to your way within days. I await your response.
Your fan forevermore.
I love this forum more than the poker
First off. Do you know what paragraphs are for? Try using them it will make your delusional diatribes easier to read.
1) Shouting the same thing 4 times does not make your argument any stronger.
2) Name-calling is for schoolchildren so unless you're one of them, up your game and stop name-calling it comes across as childish and you want to be treated like an adult and taken seriously, yes?
3) "Let me explain why every single poker site out there is rigged." You can't possibly know this and so you come across presumptuous, arrogant and a bit paranoid.
4) "Imagine you hold a poker night in your home every week for you and 19 mates". I don't have to imagine me and my mates do this. The bad players still come back because they do it for fun/enjoyment and to try and get better by playing against better players, and they get a bit of coaching now and again, cos you know, we're all mates and nobody's playing for their car or their house.
5) "Let’s say hypothetically..." No let's not. Let's have some concrete evidence because serious accusations should not be based on hypotheticals if they are to hold any water at all. It's just plain wrong anyway because a "A fool and their money..." There's a lot of bad players on this site and they've been playing for years, losing huge amounts but they still play. I guess cos they can afford it and it's fun for them.
6) "Simple they handicap each and every player..." Open your own poker site and do this then see how long it is before a couple of bruisers turn up at your door a really "handicap" you.
7) "These poker sites don’t reward good players because they are the minority (10%)" Correct! They are good players so they "reward" themselves.
8) "You as a good player are designed to lose to keep the bad players (majority) happy". The site takes a rake that's how it makes money. Doesn't matter which players it takes a rake from the site still makes money and as I said bad players do keep coming back. Look, see, I'm still here!
Anyway, some players who realise they are no good at poker go on to play roulette and the other games on this site instead. So Sky still makes money probably more when they play the slot machines and roulette. So where's the incentive to keep them playing poker?
9) "ANY OF YOU MUPPETS WHO DISAGREE ARE EITHER RETARDED OR YOUR MUMMY OR DADDY WORK FOR SKY POKER.". No need to shout, no need to name-call and be insulting. Sit down, take a few deep breaths and meditate on how your unruly inner children are destroying your life. Then try disciplining them with kindness. Start by explaining that name-calling is beneath them.
10) "P.S. check my ROI on sharkscope it crushes all of you silly boys.". Quit with the rampant arrogance and if you still believe your delusions are true you should GTFOH and go play down your local casino. Where I have no doubt you'd either be kicked out or are banned already for having no humility, way too much arrogance, no poker etiquette and accusing the casino of stacking the deck in favour of bad players.
Hope that helps but if not take some of your winnings( Don't know how you can possibly have any though given what your said.) an make an appointment to see a therapist, probably do you the world of good to explore yourself rummaging through your traumatic childhood.
Do you like my arrogance? Nope I thought not!
Yours misanthropically.
I removed my name because it said, ( I was Rubbish ) when I know I'm the best on DYMs here. cough!
It's just Sky keep making me lose when I should be winning. sob!
ckd, when Sky closed Area 51 it then became The Shed then relocated in Beats & Brags.