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A Joke?
I just thought I would post this here, because surprisingly, not everybody that visits the forum reads the Brexit thread, although I am at a loss to explain why.
Anyway I just thought it was quite a good joke.
I just turned the tv over to watch Newsnight, caught the end of the previous programme, and just caught Frankie Boyle, telling Brexit jokes.
The first one was,
I know its very fashionable at the minute for people to say that everyone that voted for Brexit is stupid.
I don't think that they are stupid.
I think they are just people who voted to put an end to immigration from Europe, because they don't like Pakistanis.
That just about sums it up.
Anyway I just thought it was quite a good joke.
I just turned the tv over to watch Newsnight, caught the end of the previous programme, and just caught Frankie Boyle, telling Brexit jokes.
The first one was,
I know its very fashionable at the minute for people to say that everyone that voted for Brexit is stupid.
I don't think that they are stupid.
I think they are just people who voted to put an end to immigration from Europe, because they don't like Pakistanis.
That just about sums it up.
Comments
Because tea leaves.
2. How did the Brexit chicken cross the road?
I never said there was a road. Or a chicken.
3. Brexit walks into a bar.
The Barman says: “Why the long farce?”
4. Why does the Brexiter have so many children?
Because he refuses to acknowledge that pulling out never works.
5. Knock knock who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
NO YOU’RE A POO.
6. I'm going to go on a Brexit diet
The pounds will drop fast.
7. There’s gonna be a 50p coin commemorating Brexit
It’s nearly done. They just can’t decide what to do with the border
8. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
But the Englishman wanted to leave so everybody had to
9. With Britain leaving the EU how much space was created?
Exactly 1GB
10. How many brexiters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they are all walked out because they didn't like the way the electrician did it.
11. What did Britain say to its trade partners?
See EU later
12. Knock knock
Who's there?
Brexit
Brexit who?
It's not my job to tell you that, work it out for yourself.
13. Nigel Farage goes into his pub and asks for a pint.
The barman draws it & throws it into his face.
“Why did you do that?” Nigel asks.
“'You asked for a pint,” the barman says. “But you didn't say how you wanted it delivered.”
Farage replies: “Okay, I’ll have a pint in a pint glass”
“No. You can't ask again.,” the barman says.
“Why not?” Farage asks.
“Democracy,” the barman replies.
14. How will Christmas Dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels.
15. Shamrock Rovers have just been put in charge of Brexit.
They have a fantastic record of leaving Europe swiftly.