Just seen a doctor on t.v. say to get through the boredom of self isolation we should look to finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives.
So I looked through the house to find all the things Ive started but not finished...…….so Ifinished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, the last of the Jack Daniels, a butle of wum, sixsh shtella, tha mainder o da VAliumium scriptshun and a 1/2 lb bar of choclat.
Yu haf no ideya how feckin fabulous I feel rayte now.
Stay safe guys n gals
Mark