Caption competition time.

mumsie

goldon

Just issuing Ticket for double Parking

goldon

[driving license Id; USA ]

Driver said, his name is " Joe Biden" he was trying to get to the White House.
Yep! think he's drunk .......I'll get the Breathalyzer kit.

TheEdge949

The new series of "Crash in the Attic" promises to be a bit more lively this year.

TheEdge949

"Sarge. Technically its parked off road and therefore doesn't require m.o.t or insurance".

"Well then book him for not declaring it SORN"

"Ooo good one Sarge"

HENDRIK62

''the names Cummings can I hide in your car?''

StayOrGo

"Darling, I told you not to park in my space, now you're going to get a fine"

Red_King

High site traffic causes Mini main to crash

goldon

Never gonna believe us down the Station the Drivers from the Flying Squad.

mumsie

Bloke climbing ladders wife.

"Quick take sky dish down, we dont have a license, if this picture goes viral...

Tikay10

Red_King said:

High site traffic causes Mini main to crash

@Red_King

ZING. A+ for that Sir.

stokefc

haysie (on top of the car)
i heard they were cancelling brexit

Red_King

Red_King said:

High site traffic causes Mini main to crash

Just as big stack goes all in on two shorties trying to ladder

MAXALLY

"two old school cat burglars look on in awe, as the new mini crime wave hits towns and police struggle to handle it"

goldon

Police new Powers move in to break up Three's a Crowd.

goldon

His details are all correct...... but think the "Advanced Driver " sticker on the windscreen is fake.

Red_King

“You're only supposed to blow the **** doors off!”

TheEdge949

"Sierra Tango 67 to control. We don't have a description of the driver but I think it's safe to assume we are looking for a woman"

Tin Hat on, taking cover.

madprof

TheEdge949 said:

"Sierra Tango 67 to control. We don't have a description of the driver but I think it's safe to assume we are looking for a woman"

Tin Hat on, taking cover.

oooof...the sound Mark makes when he's kicked in the gonads by a ladeee

goldon

In the Middle of Divorce settlement wife demanded her car back.

chilling

No! It’s as I said in the car,two cod and chips, one pie a chips.