Going to stand as per, outside my door, with the rest of the street and clap for the N H S. Obviously in order to do this I shall have to put down my pie (Wrights meat and potato) prop my beer cans against the downspout and figure out where to put my family size bucket of chicken.
Thinking of having some t shirts printed. "Too fat for the clap", a nice double entendre there and a great conversation starter. They'll go well with my "Fat bikers bounce better" and "I bet you're glad you're not behind me in the chippy" shirts.
Got to make sure I've got nothing that's nylon. The action of clapping causes a huge build up of static. Zzzaappp.
There I'm 3 lb lighter just for getting that off my chest.
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