Caption this...

goldon

. maybe not push the nettle with that one. cough!

goldon

Tikay10 said:

Buy this car and it will open doors for you.

HAYSIE

Audi you like the new sunroof?

goldon

It's adorable wreck.

goldon

Four rings opens the Door for a smashing time.

goldon

PJ 's Motor another Bad Beat he was hoping for the full house.

chilling

mumsie said:

Knock Knock.

F*k off Kevin, nows not the time.

goldon

Bit off target here chill, is it a limericks you be after.

There was a young Sailor Matt Bates who danced the fandango on skates. But a fall on his cutlass rendered him nutless and **** useless on dates.

gpc70

goldon said:

Bit off target here chill, is it a limericks you be after.

There was a young Sailor Matt Bates who danced the fandango on skates. But a fall on his cutlass rendered him nutless and **** useless on dates.

v good

goldon

Right mess of my car PJ "Direct Line" asking if you want your door back.

TheEdge949

you don't see that everyday. An Audi thats taxed and insured.

goldon

Audi Showroom Salesman said, when I picked up the car today.

Our Wax & Polish will extend the life of your Vehicle. Should have listened. !

MISTY4ME

I think the new Gull-Winged door Audi looks smashing

Red_King

Audi e-tron, 0 to 60 in 🚪.5

goldon

Homeless man living in his car installs front Door to receive mail

TheEdge949

Ubers new driver misunderstood the concept of door to door

goldon

Officer,.. I'm not drunk! I saw the Film & The Clairvoyant said, if I hit the door at 85 mph a Portal will open and I'll go back to the Future.

goldon said:

Tikay10 said:

Red_King

Not, the Wurst, Richard Hammond crash?

goldon

AUDI have opened a new production Plant in DORKING.

goldon

Don't you get a load of rubbish through the letterbox.