ok my lovelies,
the hour is nigh.
for those of you who don't know me, i'm the rather husky potatoface on the channel all the time.
my friends call me dp, my parents call me david paul, but you my friends, tonight, can call me messiah!
if you fancy playing a presenter, and allstar, and a living legend before it was even known, then you can follow my scent in the mainevent @ 8, or if anyone fancys a quicky, the speed at 7.15.
any other suggestions/invitations/provocations are welcome during the eve.
i've also been given a whole load o goodies from sky, that i'm meant to be giving to one of yous tonight. i'm already wearing most of them, mind you the pen isn't that comfortable, so if you fancy your chances, catch me at the tables.
good luck to all.
except everyone.
dP
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as for taking your money though, hmm, it does sound tempting.
i'm currently laying down the law in a £125 speed, so let me get spanked outa that embarrassingly in a sec and then maybe the raspberry baize...
i also have these spot prizes/prize to give away... but for what, eh?
i wanted to sell it at the tables for chips, but the bosses weren't so keen. thus, we shall have a competition. and not just any competition, but "the greatest competion i can think of"!
i have even spawned the brainchild idea for this competition contest win thingy already.
it's simple.
/>>> predict my future <<<
tell me what will happen to me in the future, and the one closest wins loads o stuff.
I predict a riot.....
I also predict that you will enter the 8pm OPEN. You will be dealt two cards. You will have 4000 starting chips. you will not run around the table naked singing 'i love tk'. You will not change your name.
And my 100 % banker prediction - YOU WILL DEFO SEND ME A SKY POKER HAT!
(pretty please)