Covid cops snare strangers in the night: Officers fine woman £200 after she travelled 80 miles for moonlit meet-up - as Essex Police crack down on Canvey Island doggers
Police have poured cold water on a planned Canvey Island dogging meet-up of up to 25,000 people, warning any al fresco sex encounters in Essex would breach Covid rules.
25,000 people all meeting up in Canvey Island for sex.
Now that would be a sight to behold, the heaving mass of fake tan and bleached hair, the sound of 1000,s of drain pipe exhausts from cr4ppy hot hatches and the crowning glory, the eventual channel 5 mini series. "The only way is Dogging".
25,000 people all meeting up in Canvey Island for sex.
Now that would be a sight to behold, the heaving mass of fake tan and bleached hair, the sound of 1000,s of drain pipe exhausts from cr4ppy hot hatches and the crowning glory, the eventual channel 5 mini series. "The only way is Dogging".
You appear to be confusing Canvey with Brentwood.
I've been known to say such things in Brentwood. In Canvey, that would impact severely on my life expectancy...
I seem to remember watching a documentry about Canvey Island years a ago, seemed quite cultured, Doctor Feelgood were from about there ,one of the most underated groups ever.
Is it just me who thought the title of the thread was an Instruction?
Never heard it called "crack down" before
PS-Dr Feelgood were great for a while. Largely only remembered for "Milk & alcohol", but songs like "Roxette" and "Sneaking Suspicion" were tremendous songs.
Is it just me who thought the title of the thread was an Instruction?
Never heard it called "crack down" before
PS-Dr Feelgood were great for a while. Largely only remembered for "Milk & alcohol", but songs like "Roxette" and "Sneaking Suspicion" were tremendous songs.
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Now that would be a sight to behold, the heaving mass of fake tan and bleached hair, the sound of 1000,s of drain pipe exhausts from cr4ppy hot hatches and the crowning glory, the eventual channel 5 mini series. "The only way is Dogging".
I've been known to say such things in Brentwood. In Canvey, that would impact severely on my life expectancy...
PS-Dr Feelgood were great for a while. Largely only remembered for "Milk & alcohol", but songs like "Roxette" and "Sneaking Suspicion" were tremendous songs.
https://www.dogging-finder.com/userstowns.asp?town=Canvey Island&county=Essex